any TV! She bet he would now that she had told him how terrific itwas. The episode where Ross’s monkey masturbated all the time just went to prove that animals are far better at living in the NOWthen humans. She was even able to make a few more observationscorrelating his book to her favourite show. It was a great night.“Hmmm,” Tammi sighed, getting up from the couch and walkingback over to the mirror. She gave her reflection a quick smile andthen picked up the card that was lying on the table underneath. The card was adorned with big pink hearts and little sparkling starsshooting out all around them. She opened it and giggled at themessage she had written earlier. “Happy third date anniversary!” itread. She had signed it with an extra loopy T and a smiley face overthe i. She held the card against her breasts and closed her eyes asshe remembered their night of lovemaking on the first then thesecond date.
He really is nice,
she thought. The phone rang and she ran over to pick it up.“Hello?”“Oh Hello Eckhart! I was just thinking of you and you know whattoday is?”“Huh? Oh, ok – you go first”She looked at herself in the mirror as she listened to the phone. Shenodded a few times and started frowning again. “I don’t understand,” She said her eyes widening.“But it is right NOW . . . I am waiting for you, right NOW.”“Whatdaya mean? I really don’t understand.” Tears welled up in hereyes as she continued to look at herself and listen. “No, honestly, Idon’t get it.” She cried again.“Sure, I remember that episode with Rachel and Ross. “Friends” isone of my favourite shows. You know that. I thought you didn’twatch TV?”“Huh? Hello?” Tammi pulled the phone away from her ear andlooked at it. Wiping the back of her hand across her sniffily nose,she let the tears flow. They ran down her face, dropping from herchin to her chest disappearing in the long, deep line of her cleavage.She stomped miserably over to the couch and sat down hard by thenow concerned cat. Grabbing the other throw pillow, she hugged ittight and began to sob. Miss Yummy, alarmed by Tammi’s erraticbehaviour, jumped off the couch quickly. She sauntered over in