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Varendil extended a hand. "Call me Varendil Dawnblade," he said calmly as he helped theorc to his feet. "And you are?""Bullcrap," a familiar voice said. Varendil blinked. "Your name is Bullcrap?""No, that story is bullcrap," the voice said. A nerubian skittered down the side of the quarry and toward the two. The elf and the orc turned to face the newcomer."How is that story bullcrap? I seem to recall that I was there, and you weren't." The nerubian raised one of its forelegs and flopped it dismissively. "
Please
. I know you. Youcan barely lift a sack of laundry let alone a big orc like Bruxinax in full plate." The nerubian pokedthe orc's cobalt harness. Varendil paused. "Okay, I'm not that strong. But, y'know,
technically
I don't really have to lifthim, I just brace myself and hold steady while he lifts himself." The undead spider glanced at the priest's feet and rolled his eyes. "Oh, I'm supposed tobelieve that the boots
you
make have grip? He'd have whipped you into the ground behind him if hepulled on your arm at all." Varendil tugged the hem of his robe up and glanced down at his boots. He then put on hismost offended face, threw down his dagger into the quarry dirt, and stomped over, leaning into theundead arachnid's face. "Okay, you insect. You wanna poke holes in my story or insult my physicalstrength, that's one thing, but insulting the tailoring is
too
far!" He glared at the Scourge soldier whosmirked derisively."Your boots are fine, sweetie. Doesn't matter, though, you couldn't lift him because yourefused to let your shoes touch that quarry, 'member?" a Warsong mage said from behind them, where she was lazily fishing in one of the nerubian sinkholes.
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