MONTY PYTHON'S LIFE OF BRIAN FILM SCRIPTMonty Python's Life of Brian - (c) 1979 - Python (Monty) Pictures, Ltd.The Cast: (in order of appearance)WISE MAN #1 John CleeseWISE MAN #2 Graham ChapmanWISE MAN #3 Michael PalinMANDY COHEN Terry JonesSINGER Sonia JonesJESUS CHRIST Ken ColleyBRIAN COHEN Graham ChapmanMR. BIG NOSE Michael PalinMRS. BIG NOSE Gwen TaylorGREGORY Terence BaylerMRS. GREGORY Carol ClevelandMR. CHEEKY Eric IdleMAN #1 Charles McKeownMAN #2 Terry GilliamJUDITH Sue Jones-DavisREG John CleeseSTAN/LORETTA Eric IdleFRANCIS Michael PalinHARRY THE HAGGLER Eric IdleDONKEY OWNER Gwen TaylorMATTHIAS John YoungSTONE HELPER #1 Bernard McKenna

STONE HELPER #2 Andrew MacLachlanJEWISH OFFICIAL John CleeseWOMAN #1 Carol ClevelandCULPRIT WOMAN Eric IdleMRS. A. Michael PalinEX-LEPER Michael PalinANNOUNCER Michael PalinBORIS FEINBURG Neil InnesCENTURION John CleeseROMAN SOLDIER STIG Charles McKeownDEADLY DIRK John CleeseWARRIS Eric IdleJAILER Terry GilliamBEN Michael PalinPONTIUS PILATE Michael PalinGUARD #1 Bernard McKennaGUARD #2 Andrew MacLachlanGUARD #3 Chris LanghamGUARD #4 Charles McKeownPASSER-BY Charles KnodeBLOOD & THUNDER PROPHET Terry GilliamFALSE PROPHET Charles McKeownBORING PROPHET Michael PalinBURT John CaseSERGEANT Bernard McKenna

COLIN Terry JonesDENNIS Terence BaylerELSIE Carol ClevelandEDDIE Michael PalinARTHUR John CleeseFRANK Terry GilliamGIRL Gwen TaylorYOUTH Eric IdleSHOE FOLLOWER Michael PalinSPIKE Spike MilliganBLIND MAN Charles McKeownSIMON THE HOLY MAN Terry JonesMR. PAPADOPOULOS George HarrisonBIGGUS DICKUS Graham ChapmanNISUS WETTUS Michael PalinBOB HOSKINS Terry JonesJAILER'S ASSISTANT Eric IdlePARVUS Bernard McKennaALFONSO Chris LanghamSAINTLY PASSER-BY Terry JonesOTTO Eric IdleMR. FRISBEE III Eric Idle

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[holy music]BABY BRIAN COHEN: [crying]