211 GUEST STRIP (Stirling McLaughlin): Faye doesn't doAnthroPC's.212 Pintsize has a "chemical spectrometer linked to a holding tank in
his torso"… which then leaks out.
213 Faye needs help with her... jeans?214 Why such tight clothing?215 The Double Date (and Saran Wrap Fashion
)216 "Taking two different girls to the hospital two nights in a rowwouldn't look shady
Old apartment number was "8"
]217 Dora's apartment (first time we see her without black clothing!)218 Ellen comments on Dora's "boyish figure" (Foot in mouth for an
)219 Ellen majoring in Marine Biology, minor in philosophy ("readingDerrida to Moray Eels")220 Faye gets a little testy221 Ellen doesn't like sushi222 The
go to the bathroom together?223 Steve kicks Marten under the table (sign: "Get out of here so I canget my mack on, or bad things will happen.") "I don't know
got the scorpions in the mattress…"
Dora: "Did Ellen seem a little…
to you?" Ellen (to
after next Tuesday…" (she's only 17)
225 Dora invites Marten in to her "lair"226 Dora grills Marten about Faye227 Saying Faye has issues is like saying Antarctica is slightly chilly.(Mieville sneaks into the scene)228 "Doesn't being your friend give me ass-grabbing privileges?"229 "Too nice for my own good."230 Nuniverse!231 Ellen "got into college early." Steve is "Honest, sweet, intelligentand completely crass."232 Faye: "The Godless North"233 Why didn't Dora do anything?234 Cyber Cybersex (Pintsize and awesoemPC1998)235 Sorry I didn't mention about the age...236 "You're so pathetic, some girl is bound to take pity on youeventually."237 Dora: "I'm actually a platinum blonde!"238 The OMG Turkeys make their debut! (2004)239 Dora prefers being dark-haired, and it was a "just friends" date.240 "Our culture doesn't get smarter, it just finds new ways of beingretarded"241 The Mandatory Winger Reference ("
She's only seventeen/she gives
you love like you've never seen…
")242 Ellen stops by CoD243 Shower massaging Faye244 Moray Eels and Gag reflexes245 Dora: "Helmet have been gentrified. Good Lord do I ever feel oldright now."246 Pintsize blows himself! ("These pipes are clean!") Marten: "I'm 0for 1 in practicing what I preach."247 Get people to pay to sneer at them248 Natasha appears (Ellen's roommate)
"Being filthy is WAYhardcore!"249 Ellen is six years younger (that means Steve is 24); Nat:
"…Guitarist BLED on me!"
The seed of doubt…
251 Cute pouty girl Dora!252 Marten's ex-GF Vicky shows up at COD!
MARTEN'S BACKGROUND STORY:
253 Yes, he's from Cali ("I swear, it's like I'm telling my life story toStatler and Waldorf.")254 Happy Relationship Paranoia255 "Life-altering decisions should never be made while drunk,dummy."256 Sold his stuff for a place of his own257 Dora: "No murdering customers in the store"258 Faye gives Vicky a milk bath! [Re-done for
]259 Faye the Milk Ninja! [Re-done for
]260 Steve meets Natasha [Re-done for
]261 Nat: "Hard to make out i
f his head pops off…"
262 She's a virgin263 ConquistaPorn!264 Faye the Avenger; "A wheel of cheddar to the skull, a slab of gouda to the groin. Truly, (dairy) is the deadliest of the foodgroups."265 Indie-rock band death pool!266 Faye's Vision Quest (Was one of your parents a mole rat orsomething?)267 Pintsize catches a Virus268 AnthroPC safety diagnostics; The virus might have wiped out hismemory! [Note on the fridge:
The ham is not for you!
]269 Personality Module loaded! (Aaaand he's back to normal...)270 "I learned that it is never a good idea to download SNES ROM'soff of shady websites." (Metaphysical discussion and AnthroPC's)271 Faye goes shopping for glasses272 "I wear glasses because I think they look nice... Sometimes a cigarreally is just a cigar..."273 Velma
the sex goddess?274 She got him at "huh buh duh wha?"275 Hobocore!276 Marten majored in Music History & Critical Theory277 Faye was the Art Major, emphasis in sculpture278 Steve & Ellen haven't done "The Secret Booty-Dance" yet!279 Raven turns Indie/Emo!280
Movin', movin', movin'… (Talking to the appliances)
281 Pintsize wants a castle!282 144 Dwight Street, Northampton (Ellen and Natasha's building)
-esque?283 Steve's gotta see a girl about some food284 Hiring Raven285 Faye: "Never underestimate the diuretic powers of coffee." [
Acustomer actually speaks!
]286 Doctor Seuss does emo287 Marten meets Raven288 Moving in ("Steady job, good references, unlikely to molest othertenants.")289 "I am the Hope diamond of hipster girls." (You mean you'recursed?)290 The "Cave of Twenty Asses"291 Faye: "Are you
you're not goth anymore?"292 Marten: "...My computer has more active love life than me."(Faye's drink of choice: "Midnight Hobo", mixed in old oil drums)293 Dora: "Murder is not the answer. You always suggest that." (toMieville)294 Tolerance of a mole rat (Dora); "...Miss watching (Faye) slowlydissolve into a pool of pure ethanol?"295
, Fiery Furnaces296 Fun with Steve and Ellen (Murphy's Law of Sex)297 Ellen is a bit noisy298 Dora self-medicating with alcohol. Faye: "Ignore the fact that I ama pot calling your kettle-
299 "Commiserating in you commissary"; Ridicule Hat! [LAST PAGEOF
]300 The furtive Secret Booty Dance (278) [FIRST PAGE OF
]301 "It's so nice to be treated as an adult instead of some stupidteenager." (Alcoholic porcupine)302
poster in the kitchen!303 Pintsize "gets laid"! Ellen: "The university has a couple of AnthroPC's for the library. They make fun of you if you try to getactual work done on them."304 Ellen talks about Connect Four and Octopi; Marten: "I found Jesus.Turns out he was in the kitchen this whole time."305 "You were joking?"306 Southern Doom-metal, Eye candy, Emaciated Slide Rules andFlying Indie-boys in NASA307 Faye's Scar
the explanation: Bad car accident, wrapped her cararound a tree. Dora makes first obscure reference to Sven (her"older brother" dared her to moon a dog
and it bit her in the butt)308 Outsarcasmed!309 Promise to Faye310 Duct Tape Pintsize! (Duct tape was supposed to be the "FourthLaw of Robotics")311 Menstrual Discussion plan (when you became my friend); "$15.99a month and you'll get the Digestive Issues Bulletin package!"312 Apartment manager Lorena Torres313 It's a corner apartment, lot of room and windows314 Pintsize and a Great Dane315 Apartment 25316 Incontinent kitten: Endearing, but you don't want it on top of you.317 Metal boyfriends, intelligence and the Socratic Method318 Confusion, Lust and Uncertainty Triangle; Rhombus of Rejection!Or is it non-Euclidean Geometry?319 Marten: "That's the cheat code to turn God Mode on."320 Mating plumage!