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San
to
Francisco?
work?
Southampton or
New
in Canada, and by joining
BUNAC (British
Universities North America
financial gain is usual mini-
mal, but the rewards you
reap in return are unbeat-
Hairtec
Malden or New Orleans? Club) this year, you can able.
And what do you want to do
this weekend? Watch the
start planning where you
want to be for the millenni- If you’ve ever thought about
24 Madrid Road
footie in the pouring rain in um celebration! I thought doing something just a little
Southsea, or go body surf- this was an unrealistic possi- bit different, and want to
ing on the beach in Sydney, bility for me too, but with live a little before you sit at
Australia? And how will the help and support of that desk job for the next
you spend your summer hol- BUNAC I spent an unfor- forty years, then come and
iday next year? A week on gettable industrial place- see what BUNAC has to
the piss in ‘Shagaluf’, only ment year scuba diving, offer you. Once you’ve
to return penniless, hun- windsurfing and partying started your career, it’s very
gover and very confused (and working a little bit) in unlikely that you will be
about what/who you did in the Florida Keys. able to take a year (or even
your drunken stupor? Or three months) out to do
maybe you could spend an BUNAC offers 14 exactly what YOU want. So
unforgettable four months, work/travel programs in a let your selfish independent
meeting and working with variety of countries, includ- streak take control for a
people from all over the ing USA and Canada, while and find out what’s
world in idyllic surround- Ghana, Jamaica, Australia, waiting out in the big wide
ings, before jumping into a South Africa and New world for you to discover.
sports convertible which Zealand. As well as the Are you tempted yet…..? If
someone has asked you to benefit of meeting loads of you want to find out how
drive from New York to LA. other British like-minded you can widen your hori-
travellers, your eyes will be zons, visit the BUNAC stall
THIS DOES NOT HAVE opened to the cultures, in the Student’s Union
TO BE JUST A FARAWAY social lives and friends of foyer/ or lecture theatre con-
DREAM! Thousands of hundreds of people from course in the next few
(01483)440414
students in the same posi- your host country. Lots of weeks, and look out for
tion as you have done this, money and exotic holidays posters for more details.
and with some careful will leave you with a good Alternatively, email me on ,
money management and a suntan and a few photos, call extension 4877, or put a
bit of hard work, it is an
option for you to consider
but nothing can compete
with the richness of experi-
note in my SU pigeonhole.
Reduced Prices for Students
Tuesdays - Fridays inclusive
too. Spend your summer in ence you get when you are Felicia Lewis
a sports camp in America , living that dream. The work
PGA
ould I just say a huge And it’s easy to get frustrated should be fun! We challenge
Cath Soc Ballroom Dancing
C thankyou to last
year’s Postgraduate
Association (PGA) commit-
with the number of apparent-
ly irrelevant meetings you
are expected to attend.
other societies (and the
Union) to make “getting
involved” less boring.
The University Of
Surrey Catholic
Society
tee, and good luck to our
Society e are a fun socia- some complete stranger)
W
recently elected new com- That’s why the PGA is Our regular Wates House
mittee. slashing its number of for- Postgrad Social Night ble society that and we’re actually quite a
mal meetings from 41 last (codename: WHoP) will ass is held twice meets every week friendly bunch too. If you
Often it seems that when the
Union or a society says “why
not get involved?”, what
they really mean is “why not
year, to 0 this year. Instead,
any issues will be discussed
informally at our new social
night... and if we do ever
start after Christmas. If you
have got any ideas about
what it should be like then
we want to know! We will
M every
The
Sunday.
morning
Mass takes place in the
in the University Hall.
Despite the scandalous
image broadcast by “Come
Dancing” we are not all
are interested, come along
(we won’t tell anyone!)
every Wednesday at 7:30.
Lady Chapel at the back of
come to lots of meetings?”. need a “formal” meeting, be meeting for a drink in the Cathedral at 11.15am pasty faced old codgers that We also have plans to
By becoming a committee then we will just slip aside Wates House on Thursday’s and an extra evening Mass prance around in sequins organise a FORMAL ball
member of a society, you can to a quiet corner for ten min- from 6pm, so come and chat is at 6.30pm in the Quiet and DJs. and go on trips to places like
find yourself drawn further utes. to us, and... dare I say it?... Centre on campus. Leicester Square to try
and further away from the “get involved” ! For an easy way to pull, it’s swing, or to a salsa night.
activity Getting involved in the PGA We also have regular events great (you can’t fail when
you joined the society for. won’t be a chore - in fact, it Andy Gale PGA President taking place ranging from you’re pressed up against So try it! You might like it...
MACS:
talks by visiting speakers to
Maths and Computing Society bowling trips and days out
with other groups.
fter our AGM last yourself?. We, at MACS,
A week I am delighted
to say MACS is
back. MACS aims to pro-
will only be to happy to help
you advertise it.
MACS will also embrace
For more information check
out our brand new website:
If you would like to find out
more about what CathSoc
does, or just more informa-
vide social events for Maths the existing interdepartmen- http://www.ee.surrey.ac.uk/ tion on the Masses then
and Computing students. tal sports and the course rep Societies/MACS/ please contact our Chaplain
We are starting with a trip to system. Alex Glaser Fr. Seán Finnegan on
the Ram on Thursday 19th (01483) 571091 or via the
November. We want to pro- Chaplains office. You can
vide a forum so that all also contact James on
Maths + C&IT students can extension 4877 (email:
meet and socialise together. mu61jg).
Steven Spielberg’s on, and what has been going A group of hired professionals meet in a
Dreamworks company, this on throughout history. There Parisian cafe down a quiet backstreet.
computer-generated produc- are funny yet subtle parts to Brought together by Deirdre (Natascha
tion is stunning to view and the film such as double-irony McElhone, The Truman Show), the
has an intelligent story to tell. shown in one scene of the film, spokesperson for a mysterious employer,
This works on a number of dif- where the ‘stoner’ ants are their mission (should they choose to accept
ferent levels, whether you’re a pondering over the meaning of it) is to track down and capture said brief-
child or a University student. life. The ‘Stoners’ say ‘maybe case.
we are all a small part of
The story revolves around an something much larger’. This Sam (Robert De Niro), Vincent (Jean Yes, there is a crash in a tunnel in Paris.
ant named Z ( voice by Woody old cliche is amusingly told Reno), Gregor (the great Stellan Like the Ronin (masterless Samurai forced Yes, there are explosions, intrigues and no
Allen). Z is a worker ant, whilst ‘stoned’. At the end of Skarsgard) and Spence(Sean Bean) head to roam the world in search of paid labour) soppy kissing. Frankenheimer is the guy
bored of the oppressive soldier the film you realise its true, up a team of crack operatives who soon they owe loyalty to no-one. All that counts who made the unsurpassable “The
ants and bored of his job. He and even though it’s a comput- find themselves dodging bullets and dri- is getting the job done. So when Seamus Manchurian Candidate”, what do you
begins to question his own er generated film a parallel ving at breakneck speed down the winding (Jonathon Pryce) appears, the psychologi- expect? So strap yourself in for a roller-
existence and seeks to find becomes apparent, linked to streets of Paris, Nice and Cannes in the cal stakes are raised even higher. Who coaster ride of suspicion and suspense, but
Antopia, the fabled land where your own life. best European car chases since the Italian does he represent? Who can they trust? look out if you’re an innocent bystander,
you are able to choose a life by Job. And what by jiminy is in the case? because these boys don’t take prisoners.
yourself. Does he find it? Another great facet to this film
There is one problem, General
Mandrill (voice by Gene
Hackman), leader of the army.
lies in its quality cast. The
characters are almost a perfect
match for the voices. Woody
Spot of culture? Cosi Fan Tutte - Mozart
Mandrill is intent on creating a Allen is a brilliant dead ringer - YVONNE ARNAUD THE- ence for a bunch of students. A the little old lady sitting just ting to ensure that he wins!
pure race of super-strong ants, for an ant with a highly active ATRE - 10/11/98 lot of people argue that opera offstage with her Roland key- By disguising as a pair of
and has his own agenda for mind and Sly Stallone plays has been superseded by board playing the harpsichord moustache-toting Albanians
ll right, I admit it - operetta and the musical and continuo. Perhaps she was sup- the officers woo each others
getting there involving getting
rid of all the weak worker ants.
A
ive years ago, Joe That must be frustrat-
we heard Mr Juan
A n t o n i o
Samaranch, President of the
Athens 2004 will not just be
and athletic event, it will not
be merely about economic
lessly so as to complete the
preparations. F split up with his girl-
friend by whom he
had two children. He found
So you have to buy the
magazines from ‘The
Big Issue’?
ing...
It is but you get used to it.
International Olympic gain and organisational abil- After 109 years the dream solace in alcohol to numb
Yes, I sell it on at a profit So Guildford is your
Committee, announce “the ity. It is commonly felt that will come true. The the pain. “Instead of facing
my problem, I ran
of 60p [Wholesale price main base of opera-
city that will have the hon- the world is expecting Olympic Games finds the
our and the responsibility to something different from destination. away...That’s the story of 40p - Retail price £1]. tions?
organise the Olympic Greece; expecting the return my life really.” Yes, been working here
Games in 2004 is Athens”. of the true Olympic spirit. Hello World. Have you lost Do you benefit from fore five years.
your way again? Have you At the moment, he is in the WHSmith and other
From that day on, one The old adage that ‘winning lost your spirit of ‘well con- process of trying to get back businesses selling the How do you see your life
nation, Greece, which is not everything it is the tent’? Don’t be afraid to his feet. He no longer has magazine? progressing?
don’t forget organised the taking part that counts’ will because Greece is here an alcohol problem though Joe looks confused. Good question! To be
first Olympic Games in never have been more true. again. You have trusted he is the first to admit that honest, I don’t know. I
1896, has proudly worked The Olympic Games have them in the past and they once an alcoholic, always an
I heard a rumour that have just got a council
towards showing the rest of already started for Greece. have given you civilisation, alcoholic. I found him on
Saturday in Guildford High
WHSmith promote flat but I have to get
the world what the The roads, the stadiums, the trust them again and they ‘The Big Issue’? How myself back on my feet
Street outside Boots selling
Olympic Games are really airport and the subway are will offer you the real does this affect you? before thinking of any-
‘The Big Issue’.
about. The Olympic all well on their way to Golden Olympic Games. We [vendors] are the only thing else. I take each day
Fortunately, he was not too
Games in 2004 will be being ready. Thousand s of
busy to answer a few ques- market. No-one else sells as it comes.
Giannis
tions. ‘The Big Issue’. It is an
WWW? How did you get
opportunity for the home-
less to help themselves -
What has been the high
point of recent years?
he Ministry of (i.e. paying customers.) and to a special group of men. involved with ‘The Big people who are in the no Getting a council flat. It’s
through territories similar to those an elderly rel- even if it is the first time you’ve ever heard
SINGLES
CORNERSHOP - Candyman (Wiiija)
ative with senile dementia will bibble on about,
then ‘Salako’ are for you. However ‘Go On Then
Enlighten Me, Why Doncha?’ is definitely the
it.6/10 E.C.
devouring darkness, spewing some fettered hope. cal dreamscape. 9/10 D.J. sound, and yes, the vocals are still affectionately
ALBUMS
R.E.M. - Up (Warner Bros)
The songs are offered not as the paeans of Stipe's
heart but his re-working of the world, but in
songs like 'At My Most Beautiful' the inspiration
owes more to some emotion within. 'I live a sim-
ANOTHER LEVEL - ‘Another Level’
(Northwestside Records)
Another Level are a cool rhythm and blues group
annoying but there is just too much that has been
heard before. The forthcoming single, and album
highlight, ‘Pretty Fly (For A White Guy)’ not
only steals the intro from Def Leppard’s ‘Rock
An R.E.M. album bestowed with beauty is not a ple life..' suggests 'The Apologist'. Here it is with a mellow sound. The album sounds vary Of Ages’ but is basically ‘Come Out And Play’
strange thing but to have such a reverance as this, clearer the stories are liberations of people he's from a light dance rap with a strong beat to a with different words. There are a couple of other
entrenched in the spinning, swirling cocoon of a met, imagined or, indeed, buried over in his psy- combination of harp and song. Talent in both good songs, notably ‘Feelings’ and ‘Why Don’t
sounds, noises and a zillion orchestrated che. The sheer distilled beauty owes much, too, areas is evident in addition to all the styles in the You Get A Job’, which at least trys to sound dif-
melodies makes for a euphoric kind of mela- to the twisted experimentation of Buck and Mills, middle. The degree of stylistic variation is ferent, but the album is just lacking that special
choly. 'Up In The Air', seemingly a slow paced unshackled by the retreat of drummer Berry, unusual. A possible classic for chilling out to. something to make it stand out. 6/10 R.W.
trance curls snake-like to emotional barreness which may have been the catalyst for this musi- 8/10 G.T.
V/A - Skinful Vol 2 (Second Skin)
ALBUM OF THE WEEK BECK - Mutations (Geffen) As the magnificent trio would most definetly
Displaying quite a departure from his previous point out, this compilation is a tad repetitive and
material Beck has gone back to his roots with a certainly not as good as the last
more country tinged album. The sampling is min- compilation...which basically means that this is
imal and from the first track you’d be forgiven the kind of cheesy drum and bass/disco shit that
for thinking this was any other American country infests clubs lately.. there are one or two excep-
band. However, once Beck starts the dialogue in tions, like Lexi Loves and Shape Shifter vibin
his distinctive style it all becomes familiar. Proof remixes, but on the whole this compilation just
that you can diversify without a complete over- ain’t that good...
haul (U2 and Blur take note). 8/10 A.T. 5/10 O.C.
Cineline
0870 505 0007
OFU
Fri 20th Nov to Thurs 26th Nov
Out of Sight
Saturday Friday Thursday Wednesday Tuesday Monday Sunday Saturday Friday
Saturday 22.00
20th
Ronin
fri-sat 13.00 15.50 18.40 21.30
sun-thurs 12.15 15.00 17.45 20.30
Les Miserables
NO WAVE - HRB fri-sat 12.10 15.10 18.10 21.10
sun-thurs 13.45 17.15 20.15
Rounders
fri-sat 12.40 15.30 18.20 21.10
sun-thurs 12.15 14.55 17.35 20.20
21st
Blade
fri-sat 12.55 15.45 18.30 21.20
sun - thurs 1225 15.05 17.45 20.30
Hope Floats Gattaca is this weekends film ation when the mission direc-
fri-sat 13.30 19.10 showing in LT G on tor is killed. Will the police
sun - thurs 12.30 18.10 Sunday 22nd at 5pm track down the former Vincent
ANTZ before the once-in-a-lifetime
and 8pm and Monday lauch. Vincent must avoid
fri-sat 11.00 (sat only) 13.15 15.30 17.45 19.55 22.00
23rd at 8pm and starring arousing suspicion, while
22nd
sun-thurs [12.45 18.10(except wednesday)] society that now discriminates remember,he has been con-
The Truman Show against your genes, instead of vinced that he is really a girl.
fri-sat 16.30 21.50 your gender, race or religion. His family humour him until
sun-thurs [15.40 20.50 (except wednesday)] Going underground, he he stages a wedding with his
Small Soldiers assumes the identity of Jerome Catholic friend Jerome, who is
sat 11.30 13.55 16.20 and achieves prominence in also the son of Ludovic’s
sun 12.45 15.10 the Gattaca Corporation, father’s boss.
Snake eyes where he is selected for his It is in French but don’t panic
fri-sat [12.15 14.35)fri only] 17.05 19.30 22.00 lifelong desire: a manned mis- if you are not fluent - there
24th
Letters
To whom it may concern, publications and amend my half of the time is wasted on Dear Editor, ual age of consent, and the proved now. It is therefore
views if necessary. procedural motions and repealment of Clause 28, surely natural that an elected
Thank you very much for debate-scuppering standing While reading last weeks might never have been body of politicians want to
the anonymous personal I feel that perhaps you orders”. article by Nick Walsh, (The raised. do what is best for the fami-
attack in response to my chose not to understand the tabloids go too far again) I ly, hence the Tories’ Back to
article on the NUS. This point I was making in refer- To say that NUS is perfect was appaled by the hypo- Until the end of the Second Basics campaign, and
article appeared alongside ence to the political alle- would be a mockery but by critical nature of the author. World War this country had Labour’s new White Paper,
my job title of “External giance of the controlling highlighting both the good I agree that some of the a firm set of morals and the “Family Values”.
Affairs Officer” precisely elite of NUS to the Labour and bad points, and in some comments were perhaps Family was a strong institu- Personally I don’t believe
because it is my job to bring Party (I am well aware of detail, I feel that my article inappropriate, but if noth- tion. Since then a liberalisa- that either take the neces-
the NUS to the attention of the position of Unions in the raised awareness of NUS in ing, else people in support tion of these morals has led sary steps to cement the
Surrey students. The political spectrum). This is a a way that had not previous- of homosexuality must, by to a deterioration of the fam- family’s place back in the
University of Surrey reality, as illustrated by the ly been achieved by any nature, be liberal; a way of ily with an ever increasing backbone of the country, but
Students’ Union situation with tuition fees. member of the executive thinking that promotes free- divorce rate as well as and it does show that politicians
Constitution states that part The general feeling at that committee (including dom of speech. With this in increase in the number of recognise it’s importance.
of my role is to “be respon- time was that the NUS did myself). The fact that I am mind it is quite disgraceful single parent families.
sible for keeping all Union not do as much as it could to receiving responses, in per- that he should go onto insult Increased social unrest has, At the end of the day, most
officials and members prevent the introduction of son, via Bare Facts and in other peoples beliefs surely by no coincidence, people experience the tradi-
informed of relevant NUS tuition fees because of the Student Council, means that (Paragraph four). followed leaving a genera- tional idea of family during
policies and action being political aspirations of cer- I have achieved my goal. tion with few or no morals. their life and it is therefore
taken”. Therefore I was act- tain leading figures in NUS. However, if you feel open Having already said that In the aforementioned para- short-sighted, to say the
ing entirely within my role discussion on NUS to be a some of the articles were graph, Nick Walsh implies least, to suggest it is outdat-
and justified in airing and As to attendance of the threat to the Students inappropriate, Norman that the notion of ‘family’ is ed, In this case the minority
countering views that have NUS Blackpool conference Union, and that using my Tebbit’s fears have clearly outdated. I propose quite views is anti family , a view
been shared with me over I took up my post after nom- role as External Affairs already shown themselves the opposite. If nothing else which could have serious
the last nine months. inations for attending had Officer to achieve this is an during the life of this it is clear that man and repercussions for the whole
closed, none of the dele- abuse of my responsibility Government. Without woman were made to live World in the future.
I apologise most sincerely gates stood down, and as an elected representative, homosexuals like Stephen together, and together raise Mike Ashworth
for having called “organi- despite offering to go as an then I challenge you to pro- Twigg in the Government, a family - an argument that I
sations such as communists observer for Bare Facts, my pose and second a vote of issues such as the homosex- don’t feel needs to be
Outrage review
and yogic fliers” crackpots. own situation of relative no confidence in me for the
I was not referring to the student poverty prevented next Student Council. In
Socialist Party of Great me. I have, however, been this way I will be able to
his week saw the the real test of endurance on worth £230 donated by
Britain (based in Clapham
High Street), nor to the
Democratic Left, nor to the
Natural Law Party, whose
conscientious and accurate
when reporting the facts
about NUS and its structure
as presented at the NUS
find out who you are, and
debate our feelings on NUS
in open. T return once again of
OUTRAGE
Wednesday evening, with a
on
stage, riding for the USSU -
Snowboard 98 Team,
‘Kristian Steele’ (1st Year)
“Ski-Bartlett” in Hillingdon
Middlesex, and now at the
Wycombe Summit ski slope
manifestos I have read. If meetings I attend and from “I do wonder why there is Snow Board Party. held his style and balance in in Bucks.
there are any other commu- the literature I receive. I this recent trend to make all Amongst the OffPiste” the amazing run for over 3
nist parties or supporters of have also received a letter letters in BF anonymous- Boarding Revellers, minutes on the snowboard See elsewhere in this issue
yogic flying who attend of support for the view I are people scared of voicing Congratulations go out to simulator, with rival board- for more details of Ski-
NUS conference and pro- expressed which states: “I their views?!”Yours sin- ‘Lizzie Hales’ (1st Year) ers Sam and James finishing Bartlett, for all your skiing
duce manifestos, and who can assure you (having been cerely (and in my own who was the quickest down- joint second. After this gru- and snowboard needs.
feel offended by my article, to NUS conference myself) name) Marcus Mayers hill playstation snowboard- elling display from our top Outrage return on 16th DEC
I shall be happy to read their that it IS a shambles, and External Affairs Officer er, winning a Sony 3, Kristian was presented with their final Party for 98:
Playstation Game. As for with a “Scott” Snowboard “The XMAS Foam Party” -
Monday 23rd November
1998 MTV Europe Music Awards
ITV, Saturday 14th rivals All Saints. Mel C and ed with the awards for Best Busta Rhymes, Manic Street
November, 11.15pm - Emma collected the awards Female and Best Album. Preachers, Aqua, Pras
12.45am for Best Group and Best Pop Michel, 5ive and German
by Pravin Jeyaraj Act to a deafening cheer. The ceremony was inter- guitar dance act Rammstein.
Last year, the band were spersed with ‘live’ perfor- The show ended with
he ceremony was booed off stage at the MTV mances from:- Faithless, ‘Millenium’ by Robbie
Personals Notices
University of Surrey Thursday 26th november 18.00
n wendy - i fancy you, not nZim-Zam! Three am you naughty nurse nhow is steve the bruised
Lesbian,Gay and Bisexual TB22
cindy crawford jaunts from one side of nhappy birthday sarah for nose raindeer?
n to the man from the lit-
Society meetings every Tuesday
Guildford to the other. saturday. love and bites j & nbimbo - maybe you
tle insignificant island in Dedication or just the call c should come rugby train- 8pm, TB20b, or e-mail EARS AGM- The Electronic
the middle of nowhere. of the oat monkey? nyou have a great bod taz ing lgbsoc@surrey.ac.uk for further & Amateur Radio society is hold-
how’s the buns? from your nin the words of oscar but who was that black nyou’re glowing kay(!), information ing it’s AGM at 18.00 on
tracksuited friend. wilde, “thhhhhpppppt !” haired bitch!!! where were you on Thursday 26th November in
n pull score:fresher nbimbo, maybe you npete - or should i say wednesday????? Pool Society AGM 18.00 by 13BB21
1...greek 1. was the pierc- should stick to rugby!!! adonis - what woman nthanks for that [chilli the pool tables on Thursday 19th
ing good for you? naristotle, aristotle was a wouldn’t have your seven- sauce], last night - it November Tai Jutsu AGM Sunday 29th
nthe hall restaurant girls bugger for the bottle !! teen children???? almost killed me. it was-
november at 15.20 Campusport
have fun because... they nmatt, uc66, fancy a top- nboy d - not in bare facts good. Oscar Film Unit EGM - To Studio.
are dodgy! swap? rachel this week then?? npetie has an admirer - its
elect a new secretary. Tuesday 1st
nroom 5 but they are cur- naaron, was it as good for nto all the gorgeous bods official!!! he currently
rently planning a life on west 4. thanks for let-
December - 18.00 LTH Mechanical and Materials
you as it was for me? lives in uc45
together. have uc59 got rid ni dream about having my ting me join in yourpizza nmddp footie - was the Engineering Society AGM
of petie??? arse spanked by the blonde and perving sessions. love blonde one aiming for the Thai Society AGM - Friday Monday 30th November at 13.00
ntate 2, we’ve noticed you girl downstairs. romeo beaver woman. corner flag?!!! 27th November 18.00 LTA in 30BC20
around... do you find your dagnall nwomen’s rugby elite nwaste 1 - waste of
fridge very attractive? nwatch out for herr flick training (no that doesn’t time!!! Are there any czech speakers wanted for dissertation!
well... do you? around campus... we have mean only 5 people turned nwanted: the last remain- (mt or fluent) british born, pakistani females. if
nmeharg - how much fun ways of making you talk up!) ing man in the university who can help with a language pro- you are willing to be interviewed
are girls with tongue ndon’t agrue with odeon ndietitian in battered who hasn’t snogged us. ject? please contact: jo @ lim4jb
sausage and bacardi breez- for half an hour for my sociology
studs? pillars kirsten and sarah xx or ext. 4182
npervy petie and nick(y)
dissertation, please email me on
nnew police station on er calorie shocker! nSo if Rory McGrath has
would like to announce campus... hse 47 ncaroline in flat 53 - you a bit of Graeme Le Saux in sc51aj@surrey.ac.uk. I would
their forthcoming wed- nbit of a quiet spell holly, smell nice. him, you’d like the tape Netgamer AGM - Thursday really appreciate it. All replies
ding. sorry girls. love from saving it up for soemone nsophie, shit me, that was would you Hawkins? 26th November 13.00 at the Union completely confidential.
cathryn. special - jf?????? close! nUniversity of Surrey bar
nwanted: 4 second year nmr benn will be moving nsophie, my red light is Football Club hit the A group of second year sociolo-
management students to out soon. ha ha ha ha ha worn out now! Social Trail on Saturday gy students are doing a
do back to back leasing in ha. ha. nstingers- the kestrels are 5th December with the Scout and guide club AGM
will be holding their on tuesday research project on gender images
january 2000. interested ns.u.r.f.c. formally chal- gonna get stung! Annual get pissed, swap
in advertising. If you are willing
contact claire on 440436 lenge the footie boys to a ndo blonds have more fun footie shirts, oggle breasts, 24th november in teaching block
23 at 8pm to participate in a small group dis-
or e-mail on li81ca. boat race at the beer com- testy? get drunk, snog bird, get
cussion of about half an hour, with
n”ian, lately you just keep petition nto my little heroine per- tits out, grope and pass out
refreshments provided, please
on scoring!!!!!!!” “...on ngio, keep away from big son, sat in any trolleys Xmas dinner. Green Society AGM
and off the pitch” bouncers and fire escapes
contact me on sc71ce.
later puss, puss?
Crossword No 85
Across Down
1. Primitive Drum (3-3) 2. To stare down (7)
5. Hard limestone (6) 3. Land-cultivation (7)
9. Unemotional (6) 4. Presbyterian minister (9)
10. Coined (6) 6. In being (5)
11. A festive occasion (4) 7. A rich sweet cake (4,3)
12. Recall to mind (8) 8. Tolerated (7)
14. Fraud (6) 13. A silver white element
16. Shot at (6) (9) The Almighty Basketball Tournament
19. Practice beforehand (8) 14. Most gloomy (7)
21. To bungle (4) 15. US partnerships (7)
ancy a game of basketball?? If any group of students are inter- ful diet over the next few months
F
22. Introduced from a for- 17. Much below actual
eign land (6) value (7) With exams in the not to dis- ested then please do not hesitate to would be recommended, e.g. 18oo
23. Disregard (6) 18. Compel (7) tant future, planning ahead is pop into the Union and pick up an calories per day, one and a half
24. An elephant, for exam- 20. An aromatic plant (5)
ple (6) vital! The Students’ Union aka the entry form or have a chat about the pints for each male a
25. Wooden hammer (6) Sports Officer Al, and the Hellenic tournament. day....etc.....hmmm!
Last Weeks Solution Society are organising a tourna-
Across: 1. antiquated 7. retinue 8. primp 10. garb 11. estimate 13. ment open to all Clubs, Societies, It will be held in the Sports hall at A whopping entrance fee of one
top-hat 15. Athens 17. engaging 18. spin 21. snake 22. elector 23. groups of friends or enemies (for Campusports on the 31st of hundred pennies per player will be
streetcars
Down: 1. alter 2. tint 3. queasy 4. appoints 5. emirate 6. bright- all I care!) and all abilities. January 1999, not long away trust demanded on submission of your
ness 9. pleasantry 12. gangrene 14. pageant 16. invent 19. pates me! There will be prizes, so a care- entrance forms!
20. beta Crossword compiled
by Jeff Blackham
n Thursday 19th November 1998 Surrey Pride 13
Now that you are a Star of the Pride, which question would
I first winner, as Queen of
Spades disappointed in
the Murphy’s Gold Cup at
Buck’s Palace to Ascot,
where the improving Dante’s
Cavalier may also be worth
season on the all-weather at
Wolverhampton as he steps
up 2 furlongs.
means, with a moderate hur-
dler winning a small claimer
for the horse’s owners.
Cheltenham on Saturday, backing. Down at Exeter, my Following his previous mis-
you like added to the profile list for next weeks Star, Footie Tony McCoy winning on the choice is Bally Lira, follow- Fakenham racecourse have demeanours, he has changed
Club Vice Chairman, Jon-Paul Samuels? very impressive Cyfor ing up on an encouraging announced that they shall his whip action, and adopted
Malta. This horse was appar- second on his first trip over waive the standard entrance the new foam and rubber
If a footie fella stayed in on a Wednesday and his bird went out ently not even fully fit, and fences. Saturday sees the fee for students presenting model, guaranteed not to
to Bojanglez, would you consider him truly dedicated or just capped with still being only return of the daunting ID on Monday 7th hurt the horse. McCoy has
sad and needy if he turned up at her house after a 45 minute 5 years old, this could be one Aintree fences, as many December, in a pilot scheme. talked of leaving the racing
walk at 3am? of the most exciting Grand National hopefuls get Jenny Pitman’s autobiogra- game, although he has
Thankyou Gemma, now we can really see how the woman prospects seen for several some early season practice in phy has been in very high received support from own-
behind the scenes of the Sports Officers lectern really gets years, and his odds for the the Becher Chase. demand, and the publishers ers and trainers alike.
him going. If you haven’t met Gemm yet, she can be found Gold Cup were halved to 7’s shall be rushing through a
in her all new windy office, cracking the coccyx of many a following this victory. Last year’s National winner, second print. It is felt that the whipping
riding career - but we have heard that she prefers the shape Earth Summit will be lining rules in this country are
of a parsnip to a canoe. Must remind her of something, Mr. Two other interesting perfor- up, and is sure to do well if A more contentious issue much more restrictive than in
Sports Officer. Next up is the Vice Chairman of USFC and mances at the weekend, with the ground remains slow. At follows the impending disci- most others, and his offences
resident Die Hard of the Varsity Centre Bar, Jon-Paul the March Cheltenham Ascot, Cyfor Malta is plinary hearing of reigning here would rarely have
“What’s it all about?” Samuels. Come on then! Festival in mind; Grey Shot entered in the First National champion jockey, Tony raised a steward’s eyebrow
won on his seasonal debut Bank Gold Cup Chase. McCoy, as he awaits to find in Australia or the USA.
under Jamie Osborne, and is However, the 2 miles and 3 his punishment for breaking Currently more than a dozen
down to 16-1 for the furlongs could prove to be on whipping rules. With this UK flat and jump jockeys are
Champion Hurdle, and the sharp side, so being his fifth offence of the serving or are due to serve a
although early favouritism Dontleavethenest may prove year, he now faces a mini- suspension.
for the Triumph Hurdle has a better bet. Also at the mum of a three week suspen-
proved a very heavy burden Royal Course, Navarre sion. McCoy is without However, the rules are there
to carry over recent years, Samson is likely to be the doubt one of the most talent- to be obeyed and not broken,
Katarino was a runaway win- favourite as he bids to extend ed jump jockeys of recent and because a successful
ner on Saturday and takes his unbeaten streak in novice times, who possesses an jockey voices disapproval,
that bogey position at 10’s. hurdles to 6. The Tote extraordinary will to win. he should not be given spe-
On Friday, the in-form train- Cambridgeshire winner, The current case was not cial dispensation.
14 Surrey Pride Thursday 19th November 1998 n
Flexibility - Andy Goring, Sports Massage Therapist Tonight We’re Out For Curry And
after a workout. So, before you start Brewin’,
doing some slow deep stretches, it’s But First We’ll Give These Chumps A
worth putting on a sweatshirt or extra
layer to keep your muscles warm. Shoein’.
T soon after 3 on
Friday, cautiously
awaiting the start of the first
the FAB V and George’s
Constants. A Wooden
Spoon match was played as
played in the flamboyant
style of preceding games as
the two teams were aching
sudden death to follow if
missed, one step, smack, the
keeper dives (the wrong
hot coals for a victory,
Surrey confidence was
supreme at the kick-off. The
At 5-2 the game was over
with the exception of
Spooner’s rabid determina-
M.D.D.P 5-a-side tourna- we were running ahead of at their previous defeat, way) they think its all over, early exchanges saw us win-
ment at the Varsity. The six schedule and FAB V won denying them a chance to go it is now. BALL PARK ning the challenges in mid- tion to score after fluffing a
teams, comprising of the fit, with Barney and Mrs each for the glory. BOY’s were the winners!!!!! field and quickly releasing series of chances. His
not so fit and the down right scoring to give them a 2-0 wingers Morton and Cliff to moment finally came with 5
unhealthy (a couple of lads advantage, hence, George’s A quarter to six and the minutes to go when he inex-
Position Team set up a brace of chances
plicably managed to weave
from 8 Old Court Road Constants took the Wooden whistle blew for the final from first time crosses. The
being contenders for un- Spoon. match. Nothing between the inclusion of Basketball’s the ball past two defenders,
1 Ball Park Boy’s without ever having it under
fittest of the day), turned up two teams as shots on goal ‘Born Again Footballer’
to relieve some of the so- Two semi finals were played were saved in spectacular
2 Bimbo’s Boy’s Delvin at centre back, control, shoot feebly for the
called pressure we are under with a little more thought, style by both keepers. The 3 Rock Steady’s caused little panic in the ball to nestle lethargically
at present. Some bright skill, even stupidity (I have breakthrough came when a Rovers first ten minutes as Brucie’s against the post, and thanks
spark had suggested that an the wounds from that plastic long ball forward saw Costis to Randy not having the
4 Crash Test boys ran riot up front, creat-
heart (or pace??!!??) to beat
inter-project group Footie pitch to prove it) or a desire (attacking) and Bimbo Dummies ing many an unfulfilled
competition would be a to hold the trophy at the (goalie) both running for the opportunity to pop the cher- him to it, smash it into the
good idea. Rugby I pro- close. Ball Park Boy’s were ball, Bimbo made it there
5 FAB V ry of the referee’s maiden net from fourteen inches.
posed but loud words for the the victors over Crash Test first and booted the ball 6 George’s Constants scoresheet. However, as tra- Final score 6-2 in a blaze of
round ball were chorused. Dummies, 1-0. Wurzel straight into the advancing dition appears to be setting a yellow and blue glory.
So Footie it was to be. notching up goal number 3. player, the deflection fell to precedent, we conceded the
The other semi saw a close the attacker and so 1-0 to Throughout the evening a first goal (“History is a A well deserved win for the
Warm up consisted of quick game of Bimbo’s Boy’s vers- Ball Park Boy’s. Bimbo’s high level of drinking was mighty foe to cheat in the Learned Sages of Surrey
run to Tesco’s for booze as es Rock Steady’s Rovers Boys now on the rack as the maintained with the finale face of the future”, once Football which left the
Brett’s bar failed to open for with Skinny knocking in the time ticked by. Barry Bethel being a boat race between said a wise man completely opposition Coach applaud-
kick-off. Copious amounts winner close to time for saved the day with a some- the disciplines. The Civies off his tits on Loopy). As a ing us off the field, but a big
of cheap French lager were Bimbo’s Boy’s. Score 1-0. what debatable goal in the led by my-drunken-self cross landed on the penalty Bunch of Arse to our old
swilled before, during and final whistle. PENALTIES eased out the Mechies to spot and found itself rooted mate, referee Cyril West,
after the early games. By this time the tension was it was to be. win after no shows from the under the Muppet’s boot. who blew the final whistle
starting to build as the teams Sparkies and the Chem Eng Despite several attempts to just as I streaked into the
The preliminary round robin for the final were decided. Trading save for save the boy’s. “Get F@c#in’ Rid!”, a box to score. Three in three
saw early draws in the The touchline became keepers did well, until it was Milford striker relieved games for the Mansion
fiercely fought out eight- awash with supporters. Real 2-2 with one each to go, Thanks to all that played; Mikey of his burden and Cyril!
minute games, with the Ball footballers watched in awe Bethel struck and again Jonsie & Roachie the refer- hoofed the ballon into the
Park Boy’s winning Pool 1 as the likes of Barry Bethel, Bob’s keeping was up to the ees; the supporters, includ- onion bag. 0-1. Mr Cliff’s School of
and Rock Steady’s Rovers the Big Man (who’s not 12 task, adoring fans (Ann) ing our very own Dr. Bob; Spelling and Alternative
finishing runners up. Pool 2 yrs old) and Karston the went wild in the crowd. So it and Brett in the bar for Surrey rallied well however, Medicines (co-director
saw Bimbo’s Boys winning Dane swerved, dodged and was Bob to win the match, putting up with the raucous and within minutes a Churchill)
and Crash Test Dummies baffled staunched defences. keeper verses keeper. The footie players in the bar. Fathead Babbs cross was
Cheers. BIMBO
n Thursday 19th November 1998 Surrey Pride 15
Are you good with your hands and like Surrey Exterminate Farnborough in Close
playing with balls Fought Victory
Surrey University 2nd would not be able to cope ‘Exterminate’ limb) out in
f your answer is yes, XV 12 Farnborough with Surrey’s speed and front, Ben Mac proceeded to
A formance,
Schlong’s sacred
seconds were once again
the break, Sussex seemed
strong and they miraculous-
ly broke through our ranks
the ball and quick one-two
passes up front lead to bald-
ing Bob’s second goal. After
hungry for victory. Constant only to hit the post. This I yet again ran straight into
burrowing through the advance was to be a one off the keeper and was conse-
defence lines by Badger and and they were never again a quently sprawled out on the
swift sword play by Cut- threat. We soon regained our ground, Jake sailed in a shot
Throat kept the ball in their the advantage and nifty (clipping my stick on the
half for the majority of the footwork by Baz and his way!) finishing 5-0.
match. bullet proof stick helped
Axe battle in our second A tie for the man of the
After two minutes of play goal. Soon afterwards, match resulted in a show-
ast Wednesday saw the SEN-TRAAY-SHUN’ (as ture: turntable spinning for
we took the lead as Chin-
Chin Junior’s clean strike
from the top of the D was
text book stuff. We went on
Badger (tail trailing in the
wind!) snuffled his way
around the oppo, connecting
with Shearer to give us a 3-
down between Buster G and
Aquaphobic. The ‘Comber
of Curls’ set off at a good
pace but settled for a disap-
L women’s football and
rugby clubs teaming
up in St. Trinian’s outfits for
ever!) allowing the Institute
of Scumhampton Slappers to
level the score as she breezed
eternity with the same old
tune on the decks!
their respective games, away, through our back four who After many antics in the bar
to dominate their D for the 0 lead by half time. pointing 13.84 seconds.
against Southampton appeared to be lost in a dream with the Rugby lads from
next 15 minutes and saw Aquaman proved that he
Institute. Holly felt it neces- (...Beer?...Bo’s?...Football Cheltenham (phwoarr!),
Basil demonstrating that his The second half was more was terrified of all forms of sary to abuse our nice Mr. Men?...), giving Clare no Slugger found herself on the
play was far from fawlty by of a scramble with everyone liquid and babyshamed his Minibus Driver (James, hope chance in goal. Surrey wrong coach home with 30
undercutting from a 10 going for glory. Axe nearly way to 44.32 seconds break- you’ve recovered), who DID valiantly fought back and men but she has made good of
degree angle, embedding died when the ball rebound- ing Badgers pitiful record. know the way, unlike once again took the lead as those odds before. The Union
the ball into the keeper’s ed off his Adam’s apple Commendations to Isaac, women’s rugby who, despite Penny tapped home after a and Bojanglez found the St.
helmet. However, this almost crushing his wind- who despite not playing leaving half an hour earlier, storming run down the pitch. Trinian’s girls celebrating in
seemed to make the GK pipe. Luckily after a few joined in on the ensuing fes- didn’t arrive until half an hour 2-1. some style for the third week
more determined to termi- choky coughs he could tivities. after us (“...and do the pelvic The rest of the game was pret- running despite having
nate our strikers and he exe- breathe again but was obvi- thru-uu-u-u-uust...”) ty uneventful but was accom- Samuelson turning up at 3am
cuted a swift shoulder barge ously unfit to play. Shearer’s Fred Loppy (Cliff) panied lyrically, and with like a lost puppy (eager for
propelling me into the stick was not made of the See Dictionary Corner From kick-off, Surrey took such a beautiful voice, by the oats?) and the all too real pos-
control of the game and it Nottingham bird squealing sibility of walking sheepishly
wasn’t long before Biri ‘CUM ON SUURREA’, who across campus on Thursday
scored a beautiful goal in the Cakey doesn’t think has an morning looking for all the
top right corner to take us into accent. “Who said that?”, world like a drunken extra
the lead. Following this “Cakey”, “Sorry WHO said from an early ‘Carry On’
strike, despite several warn- that?” “Cakey”, “Sorry, slapstick comedy sketch.
ings from the Horn of Fog, WHO said that?”, Cakey”, NINE!Foghorn and Bitch
we briefly lost our ‘CON- “Sorry, WH...you get the pic- (See Dictionary Corner)