A Blond e-mail
How do you know when ablonde's been sending e-mail?Envelopes in the disk drive.
Why can't a blonde dial 911?She can't find the eleven.
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going toDisneyland when they came toa fork in the road. The signread: "Disneyland Left." Sothey went home.
A flaky blonde
One day, a blonde named Sallywas putting together a puzzle.She was really stumped andvery frustrated, so she decidedto ask her husband for help.''It's supposed to be a tiger!''Sally cried.''Honey," said Dan, "Put theFrosted Flakes back in thebox!''
Blondes and the iceberg
Two blondes were stranded onan iceberg with only atelescope. One of the blondeswas looking through thetelescope and said, ''We'resaved! Look, it's the Titanic!''
A side order of blondes
Two blondes are on oppositesides of a lake. One blondeyells to the other, "How do youget to the other side?" "You
on the other side," theother blonde yells back.
Three blondes in the desert
There were 3 girls: a brunette,a red-head, and a blond. Theircar broke down in the desert.They each got to pick onething to take.The brunette picked a bottle of water in case they got thirsty.The red head picked a loaf of bread in case they got hungry.The blond picked the carwindow. The others askedwhy. The blond says, "In caseit gets hot, we can roll downthe window.
>Doctor! I have a seriousproblem, I can neverremember what I just said.When did you first notice thisproblem?What problem? >How is a man like theweather?Nothing can be done to changeeither one of them.>Sam: Would you punish mefor some thing I didn't do?Teacher: No, of course not.Sam: Good, because I didn'tdo my homework.