-It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarattes,it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses-Hit it
The only room on campus not broken into yet! (this year)
not here because Garrett is a lazyass!
We, the 1B Chemmies who actually go to POETS regularly, have a message for you:
WE WILL OVERCOME.
That’s right. Chemical Bondage (with Clegg’s Mom) is on the rise. Not only are we breaking the Chem stereotype byactually passing all of our courses (well, almost all of them), but in addition to that already stunning statistic, we, allfucking THREE OF US, are actually FOURTH on the PBD! WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU PUSSIES?! Mike alone(Garrett’s loyal follower,
*WE ARE NOT WORTHY*
…) drinks more than some classes do in a week! Needless to say, 1BChem is whooping ASS on a bottle-per-person-ratio basis. (This is especially in light of the fact that Garrett counts asfive alcoholics and therefore twenty-five normal people.) Now, now, we recognize that this week the 1B Civs are gettingbig heads about beating the 1B Chems for yet another week. If you guys drank like we do (instead of like a bunch of girls), your third place position might not be threatened as it currently IS.With the PBD business out of the way, let us say that the official theological engineering midterm solutions printed inthis week’s issue of ENGINOODS were complete BULLSHIT. We had better answers. We were just too lazy to sendthem in. Yes, we actually took the time to complete your midterm. Funny how getting drunk every Thursday and Fridayand then going home and passing out fucks up your schedule and you find yourself staying up all night with nothing todo.Well, wouldn’t you know? It’s Friday again – time to get really really drunk. Again.In closing, an
You DARE diss up ENGINOODS? We only read it because it’s offensive andprofane! GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM! That’s what people want to read! And to save ENGINOODS sometrouble, the SSR of this letter is 0.025. SEE YOU IN THE BAR! (Mike will most likely be wiping his vomit off of it.)A 1B Chem student … or two
You want offensive and profane-how about you pull your collective tongues out of Garrett’s ass and try to figure out who the fuck you think you’re impressing. Wow, you drank a few beers, do you want a fucking medal? If the only reason you’re drinking in Poets is to beat another class, please stopnow-it’s fucking pathetic. IF however you’re drinking in Poets to get fucking hammered twoafternoons a week before four in the afternoon while watching movies then you should have nothingto prove to anyone. Drinking should be just for the fun of it-can’t we all just get along?