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Book One
Oh lords of tall and tale, shower upon me of his own girlfriend, was spared that of
your radiant nectar of verse and dote on me death and boredom. She, daughter of the
the visions of the journey made by youth, gods who did linger in hollow caves longing
and finished by that of a man. Tell me, for his return, was the rock within his sea to
Muse, of that boy-man, so ready to party, which he would attach. He had been a hero
who came and traveled far, after he doth of his people, drinker of ales and veteran of
Book Two
“Are you going to be ok dude?” did say the domicile, he recounted his coming to be
voice of Seth, “Maybe we should get you here. It had been him who was a champion
into bed.” But Odd, being of substance did of his people in Biblelt, but now he lay
refuse, and continued blessing Porceline, disgraced with taste of that of “Agent
white lord of water, with his offerings. It Orange” on his tongue. He knew it had been
twas the 12th of Augustus, only two weeks the partaking of champ-pagne ale of the
before the halls of learned men would be moon goddess that had lead him to this alter
opened to him, and he was a damned mess. of dirty blankets, but he could not straighten
“Seriously, are you like ok and stuff?” said in his mind how it was that he had arrived
he who did have a great red beard and was upon his brother’s doorstep to partake. But
of Odd’s blood. “Yea bud, I’m good. Once I the means of that which brought him to
finish turning inside out I will be fine.” he needing was lost amongst that of smoky
didth reply, wiping of the fluid from around rooms and underhand bargains. Trading the
his mouth. “Cool, there are blankets on the hearth of his homeland he had taken refuge
couch for you.” he did remark as he left the in that of his kin. Dirty and wafting of
cramped room for his chamber an arm’s burritos and gasoline he did sink into the
length away. “Oh and don’t forget we have plaid cushions of roadside found couch.
Staring at the outlines of shadows made by torment that of Odd days without end had
that of mechanical chariots passing the begun this his quest of drunken nakedness.
Odd-Tallahassee 3
In the year of two-thousand-and-six he did Looking as she did through that of Odd,
join the armies of brass in defense of that of through to his thoughts, weighting that of his
which he loved, the Muses of harmony and intentions and laws of her father, “Yeah,
“Uh, hey.” he didth say to her. “Hey.” she parents of Becky great lavishment and did
did reply. “Are you going to the thing next promise the safe return of that of their
Thursday night?” asked he. “Oh the daughter of Eve by the destined hour of ten
Thanksgiving band party thing?” said she. under punishment of separation of head
“Yeah, cause like if you would like to go, I from body by son of Remmington.