Bella: Vampire girl

Edward: Eddie boy

Alice: Shopping Freak
Jasper: Confederates Rules
Rosalie: Blond bitch
Emmett: Married a moron
Renesmee: Monster nickname
Heather: Freak girl
Jacob: Worlds greatest alpha
Quil: Man Lady
Embry: Weirdo wolf
Leah: Vampires suck
Seth: My sisters a freak
Jane: Witch
Aro: Bloodsucker
Freak girl has entered Chat
Witch has entered chat
Worlds greatest alpha has ent
ered chat
Witch: Who changed my screen name?
Freak girl: Who changed mine?
Witch: Heather how dare you change my name!
Freak girl: Jane you changed mine I did not touch yours even though its true.
Witch: Hey!
Bloodsucker has entered chat
Bloodsucker: Who changed my screen name?
Worlds greatest alpha: Hi.
Freak girl: Jacob did you change our screen names?
Eddie boy has entered chat
Eddie boy: Yes he did.... Wait why did you make mine Eddie boy okay mongrel you
are dead meat!
Monster nick name has entered c
hat
Monster nickname: Daddy be nice you can just change it.
Eddie boy: Fine!
Eddie boy has logged off to ch
ange his SN
Monster nickname: So can the rest of you so calm down?
Bloodsucker: Well you are right young one.
Monster nickname: :) Yay
Witch: Aro Im thirsty lets go.
Bloodsucker: Me too Jane, Marcus has our three oclock
Witch and blood sucker have l
ogged off to drink some blood
Freak girl: Well I am gonna change my name B R B.
Freak girl has logged off to c
hange her SN
Worlds greatest alpha: Hey Nessie wanna go get a snow cone?
Monster nickname: Okay let me just ask daddy.
Piano Player has entered chat
Piano player: Ask daddy what Nessie?
Monster nickname: Can I get a snow cone with Jake?
Piano player: NO!
Vampire girl has entered chat
Monster nickname: Mommy, Daddy wont let me go get a snow cone with Jake.
Vampire girl: Oh Edward let the child get a snow cone what do you think will hap
pen she is one year old?
Piano player: OK fine Nessie go have fun.
Monster nickname: Thanks daddy.
Monster nick name and worlds
greatest alpha have logged off to
get snow cones
Goddess has logged on to cha
t
Goddess: HI!
Vampire girl: Hi Heather.
Piano player: Hi Heather. Im bored.
Vampire girl: I have a solution for that problem. :)
Goddess: EWWWW! Did you have to think it so loud GROSS!!!!
Piano player: Shut up Heather.
Goddess: :(
Shopping freak has entered c
hat
Shopping freak: Edward be nice.
Piano player: Okay well me and Bella are going to play.
Goddess: Eww Edward gross!
Vampire girl: Bye!
Piano Player: Bye ... oh wait one more thing.....
Goddess: EDWARD!
Vampire girl and Piano playe
r have logged off to you dont wanna know
Confederate rules has enter
ed chat
Blond bitch has entered cha
t
I married a moron has enter
ed chat
Blond bitch: Hey who messed with my screen name?
Shopping freak: Jacob!
Blond bitch: I am gonna kill that mutt!
Goddess: Well your gonna have to wait because he and Nessie are getting snow con
es.
I married a moron: Calm down Rose.
Blond bitch: He changed your name too!
I married a moron: He did not..... oh wait he did.
Goddess: Jacob didnt change your name I did.
I married a moron: WHAT!
Goddess: Well...
Blond bitch: Explain!
Goddess: (thoughts Jacob is gonna kill me) I might have help Jacob change all t
he screen names.
Shopping freak: Did you help him change mine?
Goddess: Yes.
Shopping freak: HEATHER!
Goddess: ALICE!
Confederates rule: Calm down Alice.
Goddess: Thanks Jasper. :)
Blond bitch: Heather youre dead!
Goddess: Rosalie, I swear I just helped him get on your account.
Blond bitch: Are you sure?
Goddess: Yes want me to help you get back at him?
Blond bitch: Okay lets go.
Blond bitch and goddess have
logged off to get back at Jake
I married a moron: So Jasper wanna fight?
Confederate rules: OK
Shopping freak: No, you are coming shopping with me.
I married a moron: Alice didnt you go shopping yesterday?
Shopping freak: Yea.
I married a moron: Alice I bet you cant go a week without shopping!
Shopping freak: Wanna bet?
Confederates rule: Dont bet!
I married a moron: Bet!
Shopping freak: Should we do the usual?
Confederates rule: Dont do the usual
I married a moron the usual it is.
Confederates rule: What am I invisible?
I married a moron: Hey where is Jasper?
Confederates rule: Right here!
Shopping freak: Well lets go look for him.
Confederates rule: Still here.
I married a moron and sho
pping freak have logged of to find Jasper
Confederates rule: And Im alone.... Well bye to no one.
Confederates rule has lo
gged off