Someone has done very good study on the psychology and behaviors ofWives around the globe. Some of us may be aware of this and haveexperienced also in past but, I think it is worth reading.There are 15 different incidents and it is fun and fact of life.1) In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created manand rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man hasrested.--------------------------------------------------------2) If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling atthe front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at leasthe'll shut up after you let him in!--------------------------------------------------------3) A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departedmotherand started back toward his car when his attention was diverted toanother man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying withprofound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you have to die? Whydidyou have to die?" The first man approached him and said, "Sir, I don'twish to interfere with your private grief, but this demonstration ofpain is more than I've ever seen before. For whom do you mourn sodeeply? A child? A parent?" The mourner took a moment to collecthimself, then replied, "My wife's first husband."------------------------------------------------------------4) Married life is very frustrating. In the first year of marriage, theHubby speaks and the wife listens. In the second year, the woman speaksand the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and theneighbors listen.------------------------------------------------------------5) A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. Butsheleaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband wasstunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"-----------------------------------------------------------6) A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to reportit because the thief was spending less than his wife did.-------------------------------------------------------------7) First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."--------------------------------------------------------------8) A couple was having a discussion about family finances. Finally thehusband exploded, "If it weren't for my money, the house wouldn't behere!" The wife replied, "My dear, if it weren't for your money, Iwouldn't be here."--------------------------------------------------------------9) Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. Aftermarriage,the "y" becomes silent.---------------------------------------------------------------10) A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to getmarried?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still payingfor it."---------------------------------------------------------------11) Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, aftermarriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.
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