©2009, 2010 the.effing.librarian, LLC.No portion of this book may be used without permission,unless you manage to do it without getting caught, in
which case, wow, you are clever. But if I do catch you, I’m
kicking your less-than-clever ass.The majority of this book was previously published athttp://effinglibrarian.blogspot.comduring a period whenany concerned person was free to complain and have yourgrievance heard by me through your comments. Now that
this is a handful of paper, I guess it’s too late to bitch
nything I say. What? You say you’re going to co
plain anyway. Go ahead, but I’m not liste
As usual, I can’t guarantee that anything in this book will
make any damn sense like it seemed to when I first wroteit.