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Jokes Presentation + Rubric

Jokes Presentation + Rubric

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Published by: Vellar on Jul 07, 2010
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 he patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'he doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'-man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."he doctor asks, "What do you mean?"he man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really,eally hurts."he doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"-atient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.octor: Next please!-: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?: It's a girl. She's my daughter.: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.: I'm not. I'm her mother-other: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"irl: "First day? Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?-ittle Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom?eacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom?ittle Johnny: But I asked first!-UPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?"EACHER:" Of course not."UPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework."-ustomer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.aitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.-he teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb "to walk" in simple present.he student: I walk. You walk ....he teacher intruptes him: Quicker please.he student: I run. You run ...-an said to God --- Why did you make women so beautiful?od said to man --- So that you will love them.an said to God --- But why did you make them so dumb?od said to man --- So that they will love you.-ary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?eter: I think you're pretty ugly.-man receives a phone call from his doctor.he doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news."he man says, "OK, give me the good news first."he doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live."he man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?"he doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."-wo cows are standing in a field.ne says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"he other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"-
oods and Feelings
xtremely Happy, Extremely sad, Very angry, in loved, Energetic, Sleepy, Loud, Worried, Bored, Surprised

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