Transition ManualA joke a day keeps the doctor 's around!You have what it takes to fight the 'insomnia? ... A grappling hook every half-'now! -It makes you sleep? "No ...! But it makes me happy to be awake!Scottish Cemetery. Here lies an upright man, a good man, a pious man ... - Whata greedy, three men in a tomb!A drunk leaves a 'tavern all drunk and sees a lady out of a beauty parlor and said: - What an ugly witch! Then the lady says in reply: - What an ugly drunkard!He answered: But, I go tomorrow, but you do not!Me and my car have the same bad habits, said such a .... We drink, smoke and themorning is hard to get going!The doctor. Tell-thirty? ... - Thirty! - Continue .. - 34 35 36 37 ... ...The new recruit. -And you can do that? ... Interpreter, Lieutenant. Are multilingual. -What? ... Yes, I have three languages. -Very good, then go to 'post office to lick the stamps!If ... If ... - So, how did you eat? ... - If the stock had been as warm as thewine and wine as old as the 'el oca' goose fat as Aunt Mary, I would say that Iate well ....The Digos. A police patrol stopped two suspects. -Driver and manual, please! -Digos. -One of the policemen said to 'another, "Ah ... these are foreigners, do not worry, I speak:-Patentos and libretos!'S outreach speaker shouting-We will release from all communities, from all social, all forms of fascism, from radicalism all .... An old man, stooping from theback of the room raises his hand and asks:-Excuse me ... has nothing for rheumatism?!Mom, you know that my teacher must be a very religious person? ... Ah, yes ... what makes you think? ... - Because every time I open my notebook says - My God,my God ...Jesus meets a paralyzed in a wheelchair and says - My son, get up and walk. Yes,good, so then I have to return the disability pension! ...Daddy, Where 's' Africa?-Just ... do not know, Max, but it should not be far off. From the factory we worked a nigga that comes every morning bike!A general to his soldiers before the battle:-I read on your face the desire to die for their country! Such yells:-Illiterate!A woman enters a store to buy some jars of baby food. The shopkeeper says, smiling: "What beautiful, expecting a baby? ... - No, she says, waiting for the dentures!Ex:-I have a knack for math! Paul - I have a knack for all subjects! Franco: "Then you're a young genius. Paul: No, I showed my father now report card!Concerned about not having a husband, a young lady decides not to publish this advertisement in a newspaper: "Who will bring a bit 'light and heat in my sad life?" ... After a few days, a' friend asks: " You have received a response to yourad? ... - "One, that of 'ENEL who sent me his prospects" ...

To a weak patient, the doctor says: - Say 33 ... And the ill-32 ... But I told her to say 33 ... Doctor-I feel so weak that I can not say more!Friends. -You know my wife 's last year read the book "Two twins and had twins?- Oh, dear me! My wife is reading "The landing of a thousand!Damn. -How much is this ring? Application for a gentleman to a jeweler. -A million. -Damn it .. 's man. It 's other? ... - Two accidents, says the jeweler!From the colony. Colony from a child writes a desperate letter to her mother ..."You've forgotten the name cucirmi in clothes, the assistant 's looked at the'label my shirt so now everybody calls me" Pure Cotton "!"Are you married? question the 'official' registry. - Yes - with children? ... No, with Cunegonde. -By means offspring, with children .... -I understand ... I have an offspring and offspring!Two police during a chase bump against a pole. L 'driver tells the colleague-control what has happened. Come down and see if the headlights work. Yes, they work. E-arrows?-Time ... yes, not now, now, yes, not now!After dinner a man is washing dishes. - Dad, asked the son, so 'is a bigamist? ... - Here, the father sighs sadly, is a man who washes the dishes twice that I work!What have you done to that book entitled "How to live one hundred years?" Asks Mrs. Luisa to her husband. -You do not think if I want to leave that book around,with your mother home?A policeman is reading the newspaper this news: - In New York a pedestrian is hit every three minutes. - Damn, but that unfortunate does almost time to get up!The doctor and patient.Â-Do not worry, his fever does not bother me. The patient with a sigh-not even bother me if the 'had her!Rascal. Son distorted, bastard! Screams the mother Andrea.Si responds well to your mother? ... Remember that I gave you milk! ... - Here we go again! The boy answered annoyed. Tell me once and I have given many liters of this milk, so you pay it and not talk about it anymore!Zoologia.Il professor to 'zoology exam, the student shows a covered cage, whichlets you see only the legs of a bird. Sa-dirmene recognize this bird and the name? - No, sir. - Rejected! What's your name? ... The student pulls his pants, shows the professor's feet and ankles and says:-Try to guess!George-I was in Monaco. But Mario-go there! George-It 's true and I went to thecasino! Mario-but goes there! Really, George and I also played. Mario-but goes there! George-It 's the truth. And I also won two hundred million euros. But Mario, come here!Mother wants to give a bicycle to his Peter, although both terribly obnoxious. Intrudes Father argues that:-You think, perhaps, that with a bike to pass the badness?-Passer ... surely not, replies the woman, but at least bring a bit 'far from home!I would like a toothpaste tube ... What brand prefer-sir-... Er ... I do not know. Here, sir, this strengthens the gums, this 'other smells' s breath, this 'other is assimilation, this premium is,' s another present ... a toothbrush. -Excuse me much, but not one that would clean your teeth?! ...