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Narcisse February 2006

Narcisse February 2006

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Published by Carolyn Samuels
Monthly magazine for crossdressers, transvestites, and transgenders
Monthly magazine for crossdressers, transvestites, and transgenders

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Published by: Carolyn Samuels on Jul 09, 2010
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 NARCISSE
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Hiya Guys & Girls, and welcome to a new month , anew year , a new…………..out…fit…….giggle. Well herewe go again. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank allof you who contributed last month. I think you willagree that it all helped to make a bigger and better magazine, and the more of you who write in, the better itwill become. You’ve got a voice, so use it!!I hope you all had a great time in the holidays, andI much appreciate all the good wishes that were sent tome, it just reinforces my feelings for What a lovelygroup of friends I really have, you are all so special tome.xxRight!!! Enough of all that, lets get going……..
 
 
I Think , therefore ,
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Unaccustomed as I am to public speaking , I have broughtUnaccustomed as I am to public speaking , I have broughtUnaccustomed as I am to public speaking , I have broughtUnaccustomed as I am to public speaking , I have broughtabout this page as an inabout this page as an inabout this page as an inabout this page as an in----depth and , quite frankly, disturbidepth and , quite frankly, disturbidepth and , quite frankly, disturbidepth and , quite frankly, disturbing insightng insightng insightng insightinto the workings of my ( for use of a better word) mind.into the workings of my ( for use of a better word) mind.into the workings of my ( for use of a better word) mind.into the workings of my ( for use of a better word) mind.You see , Life in general, puzzles me. Not just theYou see , Life in general, puzzles me. Not just theYou see , Life in general, puzzles me. Not just theYou see , Life in general, puzzles me. Not just the biggies likebiggies likebiggies likebiggies likeblack holes, time travel and can Buzz Lightblack holes, time travel and can Buzz Lightblack holes, time travel and can Buzz Lightblack holes, time travel and can Buzz Light----year actually fly , or justyear actually fly , or justyear actually fly , or justyear actually fly , or justfall with style, but , the lil things , yofall with style, but , the lil things , yofall with style, but , the lil things , yofall with style, but , the lil things , you know , the ones thatu know , the ones thatu know , the ones thatu know , the ones thatREALLY bug you……like, is the sock monster partial to left orREALLY bug you……like, is the sock monster partial to left orREALLY bug you……like, is the sock monster partial to left orREALLY bug you……like, is the sock monster partial to left orright socks? Is it only the blue pen tops thright socks? Is it only the blue pen tops thright socks? Is it only the blue pen tops thright socks? Is it only the blue pen tops that have a habit of at have a habit of at have a habit of at have a habit of vanishing, or is it a full spectrum of writing implement coverings?vanishing, or is it a full spectrum of writing implement coverings?vanishing, or is it a full spectrum of writing implement coverings?vanishing, or is it a full spectrum of writing implement coverings? And another thing!!! Insects hav And another thing!!! Insects hav And another thing!!! Insects hav And another thing!!! Insects have been around for millions of e been around for millions of e been around for millions of e been around for millions of years…yes?…..yes….good….therefore…what were houseyears…yes?…..yes….good….therefore…what were houseyears…yes?…..yes….good….therefore…what were houseyears…yes?…..yes….good….therefore…what were house----fliesfliesfliesfliescalled before we came around? Eh??? Opencalled before we came around? Eh??? Opencalled before we came around? Eh??? Opencalled before we came around? Eh??? Open----aaaair flies?…..Homeir flies?…..Homeir flies?…..Homeir flies?…..Home----lesslesslesslessflies? Makes you feel a bit sorry for them, warm in the knowledgeflies? Makes you feel a bit sorry for them, warm in the knowledgeflies? Makes you feel a bit sorry for them, warm in the knowledgeflies? Makes you feel a bit sorry for them, warm in the knowledge that we have provided them with a home. that we have provided them with a home. that we have provided them with a home. that we have provided them with a home. XxxXxxXxxXxxWhile were at it , why is it that coffee seems to go colderWhile were at it , why is it that coffee seems to go colderWhile were at it , why is it that coffee seems to go colderWhile were at it , why is it that coffee seems to go colderquicker that tea? ITS TRUE!!! Trust me, andquicker that tea? ITS TRUE!!! Trust me, andquicker that tea? ITS TRUE!!! Trust me, andquicker that tea? ITS TRUE!!! Trust me, andWhy is itWhy is itWhy is itWhy is it that tea that tea that tea that tea----drinkers always seem to bedrinkers always seem to bedrinkers always seem to bedrinkers always seem to beCatCatCatCat----lovers, whilst us coffeelovers, whilst us coffeelovers, whilst us coffeelovers, whilst us coffee----drinkers love ourdrinkers love ourdrinkers love ourdrinkers love ourMutts? Mmmmm spooky, maybe its to do withMutts? Mmmmm spooky, maybe its to do withMutts? Mmmmm spooky, maybe its to do withMutts? Mmmmm spooky, maybe its to do withusususus becoming more like our pets? In which casebecoming more like our pets? In which casebecoming more like our pets? In which casebecoming more like our pets? In which casecan all you teacan all you teacan all you teacan all you tea----drinkers please stop peeing alldrinkers please stop peeing alldrinkers please stop peeing alldrinkers please stop peeing allaround the house!!!around the house!!!around the house!!!around the house!!!ThereThereThereThere are ,of course, much more pressingare ,of course, much more pressingare ,of course, much more pressingare ,of course, much more pressingissues that need to be addressed, such as , whyissues that need to be addressed, such as , whyissues that need to be addressed, such as , whyissues that need to be addressed, such as , whyare the chances of your computer crashing ,iare the chances of your computer crashing ,iare the chances of your computer crashing ,iare the chances of your computer crashing ,innnndirect proportion to how important thedirect proportion to how important thedirect proportion to how important thedirect proportion to how important theDocument is?Document is?Document is?Document is?
 
 
I Think , therefore ,
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But, I digressBut, I digressBut, I digressBut, I digress
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There are of course more thornier issuesThere are of course more thornier issuesThere are of course more thornier issuesThere are of course more thornier issueswhich need to be addressed in the hallowed pages of this ‘ere mag’.which need to be addressed in the hallowed pages of this ‘ere mag’.which need to be addressed in the hallowed pages of this ‘ere mag’.which need to be addressed in the hallowed pages of this ‘ere mag’.The likes of which have never been seen before in modern scrThe likes of which have never been seen before in modern scrThe likes of which have never been seen before in modern scrThe likes of which have never been seen before in modern script,ipt,ipt,ipt, there there there there----fore I begin this quest into the unknown, unfathomable, unfore I begin this quest into the unknown, unfathomable, unfore I begin this quest into the unknown, unfathomable, unfore I begin this quest into the unknown, unfathomable, un----likely, un…….OK , you get the picture!!likely, un…….OK , you get the picture!!likely, un…….OK , you get the picture!!likely, un…….OK , you get the picture!!This month…….This month…….This month…….This month…….CornedCornedCornedCorned----Beef tins!!!!Beef tins!!!!Beef tins!!!!Beef tins!!!!Hundreds of Hundreds of Hundreds of Hundreds of  thousands of pounds a year are spent treating the casualties who thousands of pounds a year are spent treating the casualties who thousands of pounds a year are spent treating the casualties who thousands of pounds a year are spent treating the casualties whohave lost the bahave lost the bahave lost the bahave lost the battle against the dreaded CBT. I myself have ttle against the dreaded CBT. I myself have ttle against the dreaded CBT. I myself have ttle against the dreaded CBT. I myself havesuccumbed several times and numerous gallons of blood to thesuccumbed several times and numerous gallons of blood to thesuccumbed several times and numerous gallons of blood to thesuccumbed several times and numerous gallons of blood to thedreaded beast!! WHY???dreaded beast!! WHY???dreaded beast!! WHY???dreaded beast!! WHY??????? With all the technology at out disposal???? With all the technology at out disposal???? With all the technology at out disposal???? With all the technology at out disposal, have we yet to create a home for the simple CB that doesn’t have, have we yet to create a home for the simple CB that doesn’t have, have we yet to create a home for the simple CB that doesn’t have, have we yet to create a home for the simple CB that doesn’t have to carry a heal to carry a heal to carry a heal to carry a health warning? th warning? th warning? th warning?My own personal method , is to now , once sweated for 3My own personal method , is to now , once sweated for 3My own personal method , is to now , once sweated for 3My own personal method , is to now , once sweated for 3hours with the key, swathe it in teahours with the key, swathe it in teahours with the key, swathe it in teahours with the key, swathe it in tea----towels towels towels towels and shake like a thingand shake like a thingand shake like a thingand shake like a thingpossessed!! But , this too has its own risks. Like smashing yourpossessed!! But , this too has its own risks. Like smashing yourpossessed!! But , this too has its own risks. Like smashing yourpossessed!! But , this too has its own risks. Like smashing yourelbow on something ( but that’s anotheelbow on something ( but that’s anotheelbow on something ( but that’s anotheelbow on something ( but that’s another blog!!)r blog!!)r blog!!)r blog!!)Personally, I feel there is a more sinister, underlyingPersonally, I feel there is a more sinister, underlyingPersonally, I feel there is a more sinister, underlyingPersonally, I feel there is a more sinister, underlyingreason for all this bloodshed. It has the feereason for all this bloodshed. It has the feereason for all this bloodshed. It has the feereason for all this bloodshed. It has the feeling of some massiveling of some massiveling of some massiveling of some massivebloodbloodbloodblood----letting akin to something that only Beelzebub himself couldletting akin to something that only Beelzebub himself couldletting akin to something that only Beelzebub himself couldletting akin to something that only Beelzebub himself couldhave dreamt up. Demonic worship on a Globhave dreamt up. Demonic worship on a Globhave dreamt up. Demonic worship on a Globhave dreamt up. Demonic worship on a Global scale!!! Its Oh soal scale!!! Its Oh soal scale!!! Its Oh soal scale!!! Its Oh sosimple!! Place some delicious foodstuffs in an intricate box and letsimple!! Place some delicious foodstuffs in an intricate box and letsimple!! Place some delicious foodstuffs in an intricate box and letsimple!! Place some delicious foodstuffs in an intricate box and let the human fools feed our blood the human fools feed our blood the human fools feed our blood the human fools feed our blood----lustlustlustlust daily!!!daily!!!daily!!!daily!!!You think I lie?? Well , just look at the evidence! Is it justYou think I lie?? Well , just look at the evidence! Is it justYou think I lie?? Well , just look at the evidence! Is it justYou think I lie?? Well , just look at the evidence! Is it justme , or has this a more than passing lime , or has this a more than passing lime , or has this a more than passing lime , or has this a more than passing likeness to the box in the Hellkeness to the box in the Hellkeness to the box in the Hellkeness to the box in the Hell----raiser movies??? And look at the mess that got us into. PLUS!!! Theraiser movies??? And look at the mess that got us into. PLUS!!! Theraiser movies??? And look at the mess that got us into. PLUS!!! Theraiser movies??? And look at the mess that got us into. PLUS!!! Thelanguage!!! Step forward the Jlanguage!!! Step forward the Jlanguage!!! Step forward the Jlanguage!!! Step forward the Julie Andrews amongst you who hasulie Andrews amongst you who hasulie Andrews amongst you who hasulie Andrews amongst you who hasnot sworn like a Glaswegian Bricknot sworn like a Glaswegian Bricknot sworn like a Glaswegian Bricknot sworn like a Glaswegian Brick----layer after shredding an artery onlayer after shredding an artery onlayer after shredding an artery onlayer after shredding an artery on the CBT?? All part of a co the CBT?? All part of a co the CBT?? All part of a co the CBT?? All part of a conspiracy to convert us all to Satanism!!!nspiracy to convert us all to Satanism!!!nspiracy to convert us all to Satanism!!!nspiracy to convert us all to Satanism!!! And all you wanted was a sandwich!!!!!!! Go on….be a Devil hehehe And all you wanted was a sandwich!!!!!!! Go on….be a Devil hehehe And all you wanted was a sandwich!!!!!!! Go on….be a Devil hehehe And all you wanted was a sandwich!!!!!!! Go on….be a Devil hehehe
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