51 Things that Carlisle Cullen is not aloud to do.

1. Dye his hair black……

2. Then say he is Aro…….
3. Or Dracula………..
4. Then try and command the Volturi….
5. Or the world
6. Say that Bella is cheating on Edward
7. Try to start a war with the Volturi
8. Say that he and Aro are Twins
9. Propose to Alice….
10. Or Bella…………..
11. Or Rosalie
12. Attempt to change a turtle
13. Take over the world
14. Dress up as a Yankee on Halloween ………
15. When Jasper is dressed as a confederate….
16. Say that ‘ the confederates lost get over it’
17. Go trick or treating
18. Eat Bella’s cat
19. turn into an emo
20. Talk gangster language
21. Do extreme sports
22. Participate in the Olympics
23. Stand in the museum and pretend to be a statue
24. Pretend to go to work drunk
25. Go into a lingerie shop
26. Haunt people
27. Stalk Bella
28. Adopt Alec and Jane
29. Say he is going to kill everyone that Marcus loves …
30. Then groan and say, god I can’t they’re all already dead
31. Dress up in uniform and go to school
32. Climb mount Everest, then broadcast it all over the net.
33. Create an army of vegetables….
34. Then try and beat Emmett’s army of fruit
35. Go to work in drag…..
36. Then try and seduce Edward
37. Buy a pet puppy
38. Kidnap Bella
 39. Turn Mike into a vampire……
40. Then make him he’s apprentice
41. Go on a diet
42. Kill the queen
43. Bury Esme alive
44. Start a gang
45. Say that he is moses
46. Say that he has Jesus on facebook
47. Go to the movies and then ruin the ending for everyone
48. Buy an ice cream van…
49. Then sell blood lollies …
50. Dressed up as Dracula

“Do you think that this ought to do it”, “Bella. how many of these lists have we put up now?”, she
shrugs “7, I think” “And how many of them worked?”, she sighed a defeated sound and says.
“None”. A crash is heard in the other room, on further inspection it seems that Carlisle has thrown
Edwards piano out the window. When asked why he did it, he replied. “he wouldn’t buy me an Ice
cream” then shrugs and waltzes off. Bella takes the pen and writes on the bottom of the list

51. Carlisle Cullen must never ever ever throw Edwards piano out the window or ask for ice cream.

14 things that Rosalie Hale is not aloud to do :

1. Shout at Bella
2. Buy a magic mirror
3. Kidnap Renesmee
4. Kill Jacob
5. Become a popstar
6. Dye her hair Ginger
7. Accuse Alice of sleeping with Emmett
8. Sleep with Jasper..
 9. Or Carlisle
10. Go to build a bear
11. Kill Bella
12. Steal Edward’s Volvo………
13. Or Bella’s Ferrari
14. Claim that she is the snow queen

9 reason’s to hate Jacob Black

1. He is fluffy
2. He is almost black
3. He is a paedophile
4. He smells like a dog
5. He is not a vampire
6. He is an idiot
7. He is ugly
8. His name is Black
9. He likes Sam

51 Things that Bella Swan is not aloud to do

1. Ask Edward to turn her into a vampire…….

2. Then when he refuses ask Emmett
3. Moan whenever a vampire touches her……..
4. Then say “ouch it burns”
5. Sign up for work experience with Carlisle
6. Tell Esme that Carlisle is gay
7. Have a baby with Mike Newton…..
8. Then ask Edward to babysit
9. Steal all of Alice’s clothes
10. Buy Emmet a teddy bear
11. Go on Paul ‘o’ Grady…..
12. Then tell him that vampires exist
13. Tell Edward that she loves her puppy more than him
 14. Spray, beep if you hate this man…..
15. On Edwards car…….
16. Then count the amount of beeps he gets
17. Say that she is married to Hitler
18. Say that Jacob is better looking than Edward………..
19. Then go to Vegas with him.
20. Go Vegan
21. Adopt a baby then give it to Rosalie for Christmas
22. Say that she id pregnant and that Jasper is the father
23. Kill her Maths teacher
24. Say that Mike is more understanding than vampires
25. Go to the St. Marcus day festival………..
26. And shout out into a megaphone . the vampires are upon us.
27. Laugh at Marcus and call him a mute
28. Say that Caius needs therapy
29. Turn Jane into a Rebel………
30. Then make her use her powers against the Volturi
31. Say that Aro is a woman……..
32. and that he is not fit to run the Volturi
33. Claim that Rosalie, Jasper and Caius are triplets
34. Say that all blonds are related
35. Call Edward ‘ the 100 year virgin’
36. Say that Edward is gay …..
37. And that is why he will not sleep with her
38. Claim that harry was her brother….
39. And that she is Seth and Leah’s aunt….
40. Then tell Leah to respect her elders
41. Get drunk ………….
42. Then go trick or treating dressed as a vampire

43. Tell Jasper that she has taken Alice to the Volturi……….
44. Then say that to get her back he must change her.
45. Go up to Carlisle’s Boss and tell him that Carlisle is a vampire
46. Tell Rosalie that Esme is Sleeping with Jasper
47. Pretend to be sleeping……….
48. Then attack Edward when he tries to take her up to bed
49. Say that she is dying of cancer………
50. And Edward has to change her quickly

There is a scream heard from the garden. And we go outside to see Emmett with Bella pinned to the
floor, biting her
 51. Bella must never ever have a water fight with Emmett, for there will be disastrous consequences

30 things that Esme Cullen is not aloud to do