51 Things that Carlisle Cullen is not aloud to do.1.
Dye his hair black2.
Then say he is Aro.3.
Then try and command the Volturi.5.
Or the world6.
Say that Bella is cheating on Edward7.
Try to start a war with the Volturi8.
Say that he and Aro are Twins9.
Propose to Alice.10.
Attempt to change a turtle13.
Take over the world14.
Dress up as a Yankee on Halloween 15.
When Jasper is dressed as a confederate.16.
Say that the confederates lost get over it17.
Go trick or treating18.
Eat Bellas cat19.
turn into an emo20.
Talk gangster language21.
Do extreme sports22.
Participate in the Olympics23.
Stand in the museum and pretend to be a statue24.
Pretend to go to work drunk25.
Go into a lingerie shop26.
Adopt Alec and Jane29.
Say he is going to kill everyone that Marcus loves 30.
Then groan and say, god I cant theyre all already dead31.
Dress up in uniform and go to school32.
Climb mount Everest, then broadcast it all over the net.33.
Create an army of vegetables.34.
Then try and beat Emmetts army of fruit35.
Go to work in drag..36.
Then try and seduce Edward37.
Buy a pet puppy38.