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Man on the Loose in Van - Inside the Mind of a Maniac

Man on the Loose in Van - Inside the Mind of a Maniac

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Published by: Jonathan Francois Douglas O'Haly on Jul 14, 2010
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Man on the Loose in VanInside the Mind of a Maniac
Jonathan Francois Douglas O’Haly - 7/9/2010
 Coming off the ferry from Nanaimo to North Vancouver in thetail end of rush hour hits you like a 100 pound ball SMACK!right into the side of the head. OK. I get it. This is why I liveon Gabriola Island with 5,000 other hippy slash hillbillies whothink they know everything about me. Some of these ladies who stand on the side of the streetwaiting for the bus. Start ticketing these girls. How muchdamage have they caused society. How can you concentrateon driving through rush hour with these girls standing on theside of the street looking sooooo good. No hot ladies walkinganywhere near traffic especially in the summer from let’s say3-6 pm.32 more reads on Scribd and I hit 10,000. I don’t know whythat’s important. When I first started writing some 3 plusmonths ago I thought, “Man. What if i get up to 10,000 readssomeday!”. Well it’s going to happen tonight or tomorrowmorning. 27 more reads. I want to click to my page rightwhen it’s 9999. An actual accomplishment in my life. Nice.Thanks for the support everyone! It was like christmas in court today. It was crazy. I wascaught driving a day after my insurance expired and hit witha 600 dollar ticket. So I disputed the charge in hopes of getting the fine reduced or getting on some sort of paymentplan cause I’m broke ass. I knew things were going to go
relatively good. Everyone in court were getting their finesreduced to the absolute minimum. It’s finally summer inNanaimo. The cops are happy the judge is happy the trafficviolators are happy. Just a good place to be. Anyways theywaived my fine because the cop who ticketed me didn’tferry over from Gabriola. Someone’s getting a christmaspresent later this year. On the way out me and this cop madeeye contact and he goes, cheers. Ya man, cheers! I started learning an ancient eastern form of sword fightingthe other day on the beach. I don’t even remember what’sit’s called. Our sensei, I don’t know if that’s what he wantsto be called, verbally spits out different forms of martial artsthat he’s studied so rapidly it’s impossible to keep track of what we’re doing. So I have a bamboo sword in my hand forall of 60 seconds before he starts rapidly attacking meforcing me to block his blows impossibly fast scared he’sgoing to wack my head right off, then he comes in close anddoes some weird tripping leg sweep I’m totally not expectingsending me flying into the ocean. Awesome. 24 more reads. I’m sitting in some ultra fancy coffee shop inPort Moody down the street from the wild west real estatedevelopment that my Mom and Tony live in. They live in ahuge tower, one of two, and there’s also a sprawl of assortedcondo units here. There’s a public area with a gym, a pool,an indoor basketball court, a huge outdoor bbq, and anindoor conference area that people can rent out for events.There’s probably more people living here then on the wholeisland where I live but it’s different because most peopledon’t know each other. Just a ragtag crowd of people. Kindof cool. I’d buy a place here if I won the lottery. Why not.
After being on the island for so long I actually feel like I’m inthe midst of a sci fi novel being here. Someone sent me a friend suggestion on fb to add an authorwho wrote a book about jesus christ to my friends list. I’vesent him a friend request like 3 times now but the friendsuggestion notification thing won’t go away. Are these friendrequests not going through or does he keep refusing me? Thatwould be irritating. “Go away. I don’t want to be your friendalready.” Part Two - 3 Days Later How many tears will it take to overflow and drown out theseemingly unquenchable greed of man with love andcompassion finally? Stand in the midst of the changinglandscape. Thoughts unfurl letter by lonely letter. Twoquestions. What is a frappe and why do I suddenly need one?As the world evolves. Sometimes we forget how fast thingshave changed. That’s why we need time travel. Oh peopleare waking up. Nice. I’m just hanging out in the night sky like the stars do. Let usdream this great dream together. We are now one people.Earthlings. We think the big banking families are powerful?How about aliens? Sow the seeds illuminating your inner path to true freedom.Run fast like children do. It’s fun. 

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