22. We don't have to take out the garbage.23. We don't have to paint the house or walls.24. PMS - yet another excuse to bitch at men.25. Cosmopolitan.26. We can con our way out of anything - not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.27. Men unlock our side of the car first - a real bonuswhen its cold.28. PMS is a legal defense for murder.29. Men are like tiles, lay 'em right the first time you can walk all over em forever.30. We can masturbate more in a day than men.31. 2 words - multi orgasmic!32. We don't have to constantly adjust our genitals.33. Sweat is sexy on us.34. We never run out of excuses.35. You guys may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.36. Doggie style - that way we get to watch the game, too. (Ok that's nasty)37. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we NEVER have to give back.38. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time because men screw up so often.39. We can give "the look" that will make any man want tocower in the corner.40. Women are cleaner.41. Women have more than one erogenous zone. (in case you guys didn't know)42. We're better arguers.43. We don't always have to think with our genitals.44. Massage!!!!45. We're better parents.46. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.47. There's never a shortage of ready, willing, and able men.