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Advice From the Old to the young

Advice From the Old to the young

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Take what advice you can and trash the rest because you are gong to find them everywhere.
Take what advice you can and trash the rest because you are gong to find them everywhere.

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Advice to Young Men from an Old Man1. Don’t pick on the weak. It’s immoral. Don’t antagonize the strong withoutcause, its stupid.2. Don’t hate women. It’s a waste of time3. Invest in yourself. Material things come to those that have self actualized.4. Get in a fistfight, even if you are going to lose.5. As a former Marine, take it from me. Don’t join the military, unless you wantto risk getting your balls blown off to secure other people’s economic or political interests.6. If something has a direct benefit to an individual or a class of people, and atheoretical, abstract, or amorphous benefit to everybody else, realize that theproponent’s intentions are to benefit the former, not the latter, no matter whatbullshit they try to feed you.7. Don’t be a Republican. They are self-dealing crooks with no sense of honor or patriotism to their fellow citizens. If you must be a Republican, don’t be a“conservative.” They are whining, bitching, complaining, simple-minded self-righteous idiots whothink they’re perpetual victims. Listen to talk radio for awhile, you’ll see what I mean.8. Don’t take proffered advice without a critical analysis. 90% of all advice isintended to benefit the proponent, not the recipient. Actually, the number isprobably closer to 97%, but I don’t want to come off as cynical.9. You’ll spend your entire life listening to people tell you how much you owethem. You don’t owe the vast majority of people shit.10. Don’t undermine your fellow young men. Mentor the young men that come after you. Societyrecognizes that you have the potential to be the most power force in society. It scares them.Society does not find young men sympathetic. They are afraid of you, both individually andcollectively. Law enforcement’s primary purpose is to suppress you.11. As a young man, you’re on your own. Society divides and conquers. Unlike women who haveadvocates looking out for them (NOW, Women’s Study Departments,government, non-profit organizations, political advocacy groups) almost no one islooking out for you.12. Young men provide the genius and muscle by which our society thrives. Look at the SiliconeValley. By in large, it was not old men or women that created therevolution we live. Realize that society steals your contributions, secures itwith our intellectual property laws, and then takes credit and the rewards wherenone is due.13. Know that few people have your best interests at heart. Your mother does. Your father 
probably does (if he stuck around). Your siblings are on your side.Everybody else worries about themselves.14. Don’t be afraid to tell people to “Fuck off” when need be. It is an importantskill to acquire. As they say, speak your piece, even if your voice shakes.15. Acquire empathy, good interpersonal skills, and confidence. Learn to read body language andnon-verbal communication. Don’t just concentrate on your vocational or technical skills, or you’llfind your wife fucking somebody else.16. Keep fit.17. Don’t speak ill of your wife/girlfriend. Back her up against the world, evenif she’s wrong. She should know that you have her back. When she needs your help, give it. Sheshould know that you’ll take her part.18. Don’t cheat on your wife/girlfriend. If you must cheat, don’t humiliate her.Don’t risk having your transgressions come back to her or her friends. Don’t do itwhere you live. Don’t do it with people in your social circle. Don’t shit in your own back yard.19. If your girlfriend doesn’t make you feel good about yourself and bring joy toyour life, fire her. That’s what girlfriends are for.20. Don’t bother with “emotional affairs.” They are just a vehicle for women toflirt and have someone make them feel good about themselves. That’s the part of a relationshipthey want. For you it is a lot of work and investment in time. If they are having an emotional affair with you, they’re probably fucking someoneelse.21. Becoming a woman’s friend and confidant is not going to get you into anintimate relationship. If you haven’t gotten the girl within a reasonably shortperiod of time, chances are you won’t ever get her. She’ll end up confiding to youabout the sexual adventures she’s having with someone else.22. Have and nurture friendships with women.23. Realize that love is a numbers game. Guys fall in love easily. You’re going tosee some girl and feel like you’ll die if you don’t get her. If she rejects you,move on to the next one. It’s her loss.24. Don’t be an internet troll. Got out and live life. There is not a cadre obeautiful women advertising on Craigslist to have NSA sex with you. Beautifulwomen don’t need to advertise. The websites that advertise with attractive women’s photos andclaims of loneliness are baloney. All they want is your money and your personal information sothat they can market to you. The posts on Craigslist by young “women” seeking NSA sex, andasking for a picture are just a bunch of gay troll pic collectors. This is especially true if the postuses common gay lexicon like “hole” as in “fuck my hole” or seeks “masculine” men, or uses theword cock (except in the context of “Don’t send a cock shot.”) There are women on Craigslist.They are easily recognizable by their 2-5 paragraph postings. Most are in their 30's or older.25. When you become a man in full, know that people will get in your way. People who areattracted to you will somehow manage to step in your path. Gay guys will give you “the look.” Oldpeople will somehow stumble in front of you at the worst time. Don’t get frustrated. Just step
aside and go about your business. Know that these are passive aggressive methods to get you toacknowledge their existence.26. Don’t hate Jews, and don’t attack Jews, and don’t kill Jews, because the world isn’t going tobe a better place if you kill Jews.27. Don’t gay bash. Don’t mentally or physically abuse people because of who they are, or howthey present themselves. It’s none of your business to try tointimidate people into conformity.28. If your gay, admit it to yourself, your parents, your friends and society atlarge. Be prepared to get harassed. See rule 14. If someone threatens you or assaults you, call the cops. Have them arrested. You have no obligation to self sacrifice because of who you are. As a gay person, you’ll have more social freedom than straightmen. Use it to protect yourself. Be prepared to get out of Dodge if your orientation makes your lifeunbearable. Move to San Francisco, New York, Atlanta, or New Orleans. You’ll find a welcomingcommunity there.29. Don’t be a poser. Avoid being one of those dudes who puts a surfboard on top of their car, butnever surfs, or a dude with a powder coated fixed gear bike and a messenger bag, but was never a messenger. Live the life. Earn your bona fides.30. Don’t believe the crap about the patriarchy. More women are accepted andattend college. More degrees are awarded to women than men. Women outlive men. More mencommit suicide. Men are twice as likely to be victims of violence,including murder. If you consider sexual assaults in prisons, twice as many menare raped as women (society thinks prison rape is funny). The streets are litteredwith homeless men, sprinkled with a few homeless women. Statically, women are happier thanmen. The myth that girls are being cheated by are educational system is belied by the fact thatschools are bastions of femininity, mostly run by and taught by women. Girls outperform boys inschool. It is the boys in school getting fucked over, and prescribed ritalin for being boys. Realwages for men are falling, while real wages for women are rising. Just because someone sayssomething enough times, doesn’t make it true. You have nothing to feel guiltyabout.31. Remember, 97% of all advice is worthless. Take what you can use, and trash the rest.

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