Literacy(as)Tyranny
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11. Theft and LiesThis paper has eleven parts. Each has been assigned a prime number, though the numbersare in no discernible order.In doing this I have stolen ideas from both
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
by Mark Haddon
and Producing Erotic Children by James Kincaid, which isChapter Thirteen of
The Children’s Culture Reader
(Jenkins, 1998).
Although in bothcases, those authors’ decision to persist in a similar scheme may have rationales differentfrom mine. There also might be a bit of theft from Dave Egger’s
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
– at least in the sense of an overweight introduction.Kincaid’s eleven parts are described as, while not “carry[ing] the same importance;nonetheless, they are exactly symmetrical and harmonious.” And his eleven parts do notinclude his description of the eleven parts – which is set apart as an introduction – as in
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
. But I will not do that. The “Introduction” or “Preface” or whatever you choose to call this, is a literary device which attempts tosuggest that the entirety of a text is not equally important to the understanding of thattext. This is not just a surprising position for any author to take; it is a normative literaryconvention which seems to demand some kind of investigation.By citing both works of fiction and academic articles in an academic article, and usingthem in the same way, I am actually threatening certain potential readers and the worldview that they bring to reading – just as I did at the beginning by using the words “theft”and “lying.” This is intentional, of course. As is the initial quotation of a decidedly post-modern author. As is this sentence structure.I might have used a different number of parts from Kincaid – I deeply considered seven,with it’s undertones of magic and Vegas and Mickey Mantle, and thus, perhaps, deeper undertones of sex and alcohol, but I chose to stick with eleven.Prime numbers made sense as well. Not just for the seeming assault on our tendenciestoward linearity, but also because, while they are clearly divisible – can not 151 bedivided as 10x15.1? – we have been taught to see them as unique ideas – separate andindivisible, and that does seem like a lovely conceit.Eleven is the number of players on a football team, though only one is allowed to use hishands to touch the ball within the confines of play on the specified field. Though these
1
Haddon, M. (2002)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-time
. Doubleday. London. p. 11
2
Kincaid, J. (1998) Producing Erotic Children. In Jenkins, H.
The Children’s Culture Reader
. NYU Press, New York. p. 241
3
Eggers, D. (2001)
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
. Simon & Schuster. New York. p. ix
Footnote
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