Heras CurseHer name was Penelope. She was “beeoootiful” or that’s what the guys said. She wore aglowing tan everyday, she had pearcing blue eyes, and full pink lips, her baby facedcheeks were framed with wavy jet black hair.Her boyfriends on the other hand weren’t necessarily bad looking ,just well its that theywere each monstorous, No seriously mosterous!!!Her first boyfriend was a vampire she had met him at junior prom when he and his palsinvaded looking for a feast. He had black sleeked back hair and redish purpulish ringsaround his hungry eyes. His pail skin sent chills down her spine and tell you the truth shetruly didn’t mind the fangs. Anyway he broke up with her through text. Classy huh??? Hetxted
Yo babe, im soo hungry im going to Alaska so I don’t disentrigate thissummer cya :p
This has got to be a bad parody of twilight new moon.
She thought as sheread her tiny cell phone screen.Her next boyfriend was a werewolf she found him during the full moon one nighthowling she told him to pipe down or shed call the cops out her bedroom he just lookedat her and started licking her face with his huge tongue
He would do this every full moon until she got fed up with him and threw a frisbe out her window saying “ buzz off sparky!!!”Her next boyfriend was a zombie. she doesn’t completely remember how she met wishwasn’t a good sign all she nows was at Halloween they were making out in a hauntedhouse. Ofcourse after that he treid to suck the brain out of her so she broke up with him itwasn’t along conversation. “cut it out stupid.” And “duhhurhur” that’s the end out of thatrelationship.The boy friend next was from the future he told her he was her future husband and saidher life was in grave danger
The usual huh? I guess Dan Quisenberry was right the future is likethe present only longer…
He told her future in hiqu which wasn’t very helpfulDon’t take flight to the skyTheyr’e like little teenage girlsGet a better lifeThen he kissed her passionetly and disappeared
The next one was an Indian prince looking for his bride apparently Penelope volunteered.They barely knew each other and on their wedding day ninjas jumped out of the bushesand sniped the prince while Penelope was screaming her head off one of the ninjas raninto her and immediately slung over his shoulder kidnapping her.
When they finally let her go they were on a boat expecting her jump off
Like pirates? You have got to be kidding me.
Being the maniac she was she jumped but she was saved. How? Well mermen duh!!! His blond hair was swirling around when he half kissed her half breathed into her mouthunderwater. She practically owed him her life.