Chapter 7: The Next Dare

Alice's POV

That was awesome! I would totally go back there again! The stuff was soo cute! Poor Jazzy-poo
is going to lose his dare…I'll make it up to him later!

After we came back from the Pacific Ocean (which is fast, I did bribe Emmett in driving slowly),
we sat in the seats available in the living room.

"Alright…who will I choose?" I searched through the future, carefully keeping my thoughts from
Edwardo. I heard Edward growl. Oops, I slipped.

Shut it, Edward, or I'll start calling you Ed-weirdo. I thought at him. He immediately made no
sound. I snickered. Don't read my mind either, or I'll call you that for a century…wait! I know!
I'll change your name!

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him nod. Aw…you chose the right choice. You know I was
serious, right?

He nodded again, and looked away. I smiled, and continued searching. After a minute, I have my
choice.

"Edward, truth or dare?"

He looked shocked for a moment, and then said,

"Dare."

I smiled evilly. Heh heh heh…

He heard my thoughts. "Oh no."

"Oh yes."

His jaw tightened.

"I hate it when you two do that." Emmett muttered unhappily. He's such a child sometimes.

"Ok, Edward. I dare you to…let me give you a makeover."

"NOOO!" Edward whimpered. Whimpered?

Eddie-kins—I mean Edward—wait, I didn't promise that I won't say that—growled. Oh my gosh
I'm confusing myself. I'M TURNING INTO EMMETT!
"YESS!" Emmett yelled happily, excited at the thought that Edward—I mean Eddie-kins—
would be beautified by me. I mean, what's so bad about that?

I saw Edward roll his eyes.

"Can I please get another dare?" He pleaded. He was ready to cry. I've seen it. Everybody—
including Carlisle and Esme—are laughing hysterically.

"Nope."

(A/N: I can’t believe I forgot to upload this one and many more! O= Well, at least there’s
gonna be more after this chapter! ;)