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Au g u st 1 8 t h , 2 0 09
R an d y Co h en
THE ISSUE
THE ARGUMENT
The golf community, like most others, is neither monolithic nor immutable, but
the current customs and values of big–time professional golfers, those most
likely to dominate O l ym p i c play, seem remote from the Olympic ideal.
Here’s how those golfers look from one international perspective, that of B ru ce
S el cr ai g , writing in T h e Ir i sh T i m es during R yd er Cu p week in 2 0 06 :
< < They drive the same luxury car s, have simil ar messy d i-
vorces, and whether they be from Denmark or De nver offer
up the same golf clichés in a glob alised TV–ready Engl ish th at
pleases their corporate sponsors. > >
American golfers are even more homogeneous and more conservative than their
global colleagues, S el cr ai g asserts, citing a S p o r t s Il lu st r at ed survey of 76
P.G.A. tour players :
[ B A C K G R O U N D IN F O R M A T I O N ― S A M U E L A . A L I T O J R . I S A C O N S E R V A T I V E A S S O -
CIATE JU STIC E OF THE SUPR EME COURT OF T HE UN ITE D STATE S. HE W AS N OMI NATED BY
PRESIDE NT GEORGE W . BUSH AND HAS SER VED O N THE COURT SINC E JANU ARY 31ST,
2006. ]
[ BACKGR OUN D INFO RMAT ION ― AUGUST A N ATI ON AL GO LF CLUB, L OCAT ED I N THE
U.S. CITY OF AUGUST A, GEORG I A, I S ON E OF THE MO ST EXCLUSIVE GOLF CLUBS I N THE
WORLD. TH E CLUB O PE NED FOR PL AY I N J ANU ARY 19 33. S INCE 19 34 IT H AS PL AYED
HO ST TO T HE AN NUAL M ASTERS T OURN AME NT, O NE OF T HE FOUR M AJOR C H AMP IO NSHI P S I N
PROFE SSIO NAL G OLF. IT I S C U R R E NT LY R ANK ED T H E NU M B ER O NE C OU R SE IN G O LF D I -
GEST' S LI ST OF AMERIC A' S 100 GR EATE ST COUR SE S. ]
Lamentably, FEW male golf stars joined the protest. T i g er W o o d s was con-
spicuously willing to play at a sexually segregated club ( and one that did not
accept a black member until 1 9 9 0 ). He had no particular duty to step up ―
no honorable person can play at a segregated club ― but his inspiring per-
sonal history made his complacency especially sad. As of Ap r il [ 2009 ], when
the M ast er s again returned to Aug u st a, the club still had NO WOMEN , a fact
that should worry the golf–besotted I.O .C., which trumpets its determination
« to enh ance women’s p articipatio n in sport at al l le vels ».
Reactionary bastions like Au g u st a are not the whole story. Golf is also played
on public courses ― there are 16,000 nationwide ― and some pros emerge
from that modest terrain. N ew Y or k Ci t y, for example, has 12 municipal
courses. ( Q u een s, with four, has the most. M an h at t an has none, although I
can envision a concrete course that begins with a tee at the Ap o l lo and ends
on a green near the stock exchange. It’ll keep pedestrians alert. )
Yet golfers appear to be a less diverse group, and a group less interested in di-
versity, than, say, soccer players or runners.
As Ch ávez put it :
< < There are sports and there are sports. Do you mean to
tell me this is a people ’s sport ? > >
Although not explicitly mentioned by Ch ávez or the I.O .C ., GOLF ENTAILS QUES-
TIONABLE ENVIRONMENTAL ETHICS . UN E SCO warns of the lamentable conse-
quences of building golf courses to attract international tourists :
[ B A C K G R O U N D IN F O R M A T I O N ― T H E U N I T E D N A T I O N S E D U C A T I O N A L , S C I E N T I F I C
AND CULTUR AL ORG AN IZAT IO N ( UNESC O ) IS A SPE CIALIZED AGENCY OF THE U NITED
N AT I ON S EST AB LI S HED ON N OV EM B ER 16TH , 1 945 . IT S ST AT ED PU R P OS E I S T O C ONT R IB -
UTE TO P EAC E AND SECUR ITY BY PR OMOTI NG INTER NATION AL COLL ABOR ATI ON THROU GH
EDUCATI ON , SC IENC E, AND CULTURE IN ORDER TO FURTHER UNI VER SAL RE SPECT FOR JU S-
TICE, T HE RU LE OF L AW, AND TH E HUM AN RI GHT S AND FUND AMENT AL FREEDOM S PRO -
CLAIMED IN THE U NITED N ATI ON S CH ARTER. ]
Golf entails questionable
environmental ethics
Some courses have become more frugal with water, and a team of British sci-
entists argues in « The Biologist » that « many golf course s ac tively promote
nature co nser vat ion and h arbour so me of our rarest plant and animal
specie s ».
( While not strictly a matter of environmental ethics, as a kid playing pitch and
putt in Ch ar l est o n , S o u t h Car ol i n a, I saw an alligator on the course ―
they’ve got plenty down there ― adding excitement to an otherwise placid pur-
suit. If the I.O .C. does go with golf in 2 01 6 , I hope it will be a version that fea-
tures large carnivores. )
It is hard to believe that
the most sophisticated golf course
is better for the environment
than no golf course at all
Perhaps the only moments of grace and beauty and virtue in any game occur
during actual play, and we should not look too closely at its broader culture
and implicit ethics without expecting to be dismayed. But there are genuine
differences between the ethos of one sport and another. It is hard to imagine
the Du ke o f W ell i n g to n declaring, « The Battle of Water loo was won in the
corporate hosp itality tent s of the P.G .A. tour ».
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