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Bret' s Pipe Book

Bret' s Pipe Book

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A very informative guide on pipe smoking by Bret Hammond
A very informative guide on pipe smoking by Bret Hammond

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Published by: ecksjapan on Aug 17, 2010
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A Guide to Pipe Smoking bySomeone Who Owns a Pipe
Bret Hammond
To my dear friends Dave, Dave and Dave. And—someonewithout whom this would not have been possible—Dave.
AWord to the Fore
First things first, let me say this: Ididn’t write the book.I guess I just wanted to seem like a bigshot.Y’know, make it look like I’ve actuallyaccomplished something, but the sad fact is I stolepretty much this whole thing. I stole theillustrations, I stole the text, I even stole the pipe Iwas smoking on the cover. God help me, I’mpathetic.I mean, it’s not like I couldn’t write a book likethis, I’ve been messing around with pipes for awhile now, I think I know what I’m doing, I think I could probably give someone SOME advice onhow to smoke one. It’s just that I haven’t hadenough time, I’ve been pretty busy. Then there’sbeen the whole chronic fatigue syndrome thing.Dog gone it! I could go on my whole life makingthese excuses or I could go out there and DOsomething with my life! Y’know, I probablycould write this book! In fact, I’m going to scrapthe whole stolen book idea and crank this babyout! I’m even gonna buy my own pipe for thecover!Happy puffing!
P.S. Actually, I still stole a lot of stuff. Bite me,like YOU could have written this!

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