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Puerile Score Presents: 'It's Complicated' Greeting Cards

Puerile Score Presents: 'It's Complicated' Greeting Cards

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Published by Keshia Kola
We understand that offering condolences to an asshole is a difficult and challenging fete. Don't worry, you are no longer alone. The world is full of wonderful creatures like you. We know you have a good heart. You're just a little upset over that dipshit who ruined some part of your life and is still alive because the Lord failed to duct tape their mouth, put them in the front seat of a semi and set it on fire. So now your stuck celebrating another holiday with this pissant. Now you have a chance to say what it is you've been holding onto, but just didn't have the balls to express it.
We understand that offering condolences to an asshole is a difficult and challenging fete. Don't worry, you are no longer alone. The world is full of wonderful creatures like you. We know you have a good heart. You're just a little upset over that dipshit who ruined some part of your life and is still alive because the Lord failed to duct tape their mouth, put them in the front seat of a semi and set it on fire. So now your stuck celebrating another holiday with this pissant. Now you have a chance to say what it is you've been holding onto, but just didn't have the balls to express it.

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Published by: Keshia Kola on Aug 19, 2010
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We know it's hard. And your son justgot another 3 years in prison,but this doesn¶t make you a badMom.Happy Mother¶s Day!
 
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our dad use to touchme when I was five andmade me call him µBigDaddy Tickle Monster¶.May he rest in peace.
 
I¶m sorry I beat the shit out of you, gave you a black eye,called your mother a whore,broke into your house, bustedall your car windows and forcedyou to make me a turkeysandwich sans mayo. Myapologies.Get Well Soonxoxoxoxoxoxox

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