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Free Jokes

Free Jokes

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Free Jokes are not meant to degrade or tarnish any one. If you don't like it please ignore.
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By The Author ofThe Simple Divine Truth Books> thesimpledivinetruth.org <
aTSDTPublication
 
Published in
August 19,
2010
 
 
 
> < A free books’ websiteFor free distribution from
TSDT publications
thesimpledivinetruth.org
 
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027)
Treasurer> One who keeps somebody’s money and pretend tobe rich
001)
God > An unseen imaginary one
002)
Devil > An outlaw angel, Licensed to do only evil things
003)
Priest > A man who does evil things without license
004)
Nun > A woman who meets none in public, but doeseverything undercover
005)
Church > A group who doesn’t know why they gathered
006)
Saint > Call him ST, sheep thief 
007)
Prophet > One who doesn’t know what he is speaking
008)
Preaching > Speaking something never done
009)
Commandments > Some laws, never has to be done
010)
Marriage > A smokescreen for free sex
011)
Baptism > Preparation for loose life
012)
Prayer group
>
Gathering for gossip
013)
Women’s group > Show of wealth, knowledge, skill and beauty
014)
Men’s group > Deals with statistics of wine and women
015)
Faith
-
Healing > Forgetting sickness
016)
Miracle > Not understanding what is seen
017)
Prayer > Begging for something never got
018)
Love > Diplomacy for treachery
019)
Fund raising > Social Security for the scoundrels
020)
Forgiveness > Incapability to revenge
021)
Forgetfulness
>
A disease (Amnesia)
022)
Forgive and forget> When incapable to revenge, forget it
023)
Donation > Buying reputation
024)
Kindness > Stealing other’s heart
025)
Fasting > Dieting to keep out of further sickness
026)
Feast > Stomach full free food
 
 
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028)
Secretary > An assistant for dirty jobs
029)
Members of any group > Blood donors for the vampires
030)
Membership> Label for identity
031)
Economist > One who doesn’t know how to spend his own moneyand drive others in to poverty and bankruptcy
032)
Stock market >A haven of dumb where the unknown becomes rich
033)
Banks > A financial institution that leads a man to grave
034)
Grave> A protected area, free from man’s treachery
035)
Cross> A symbol created by man to deceive another
036)
Priestly Robe >
 
Sheep-skin over the lion
037)
Waste belt > A traffic bloc for the outlaw stomach
038)
Shoes > A shield to walk in sinful places
039)
Headgear> Hiding true identity
040)
Cooling glass > Concealing wickedness
041)
Bathing suit > An invitation for sex
042)
Nurse >
 
Anesthesia for the sick
043)
Doctor > Transporter to heaven/ hell
044)
Confession > Telling lies
045)
Rabii (Teacher) > Exhibits what he doesn’t do
046)
Student > A crocodile who wants to swallow everything and whoknows nothing
047)
Bathing > Keeping the sins and washing the dirt away
048)
Laughing > Concealing mockery
049)
French-kiss > Free distribution of aids
050)
Living together > Helplessness
051)
Heaven > A place created by man to fool the dumb
052)
Hell > An imaginary place to frighten man
053)
House > A self-made prison
054)
Coffin> Protects the worms on the dead
055)
Prison > Assembly of free souls
056)
Court of Law > A Place where injustice is free

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