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Jokes

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Published by: sandeshshiva on Aug 29, 2010
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 Today's Joke: LAW OF THE JUNGLE~~~~~~~~~~~~Two guys were hiking through the jungle when they spotted a tiger wholookedboth hungry and fast. One of the guys reached into his pack and pulledout apair of Nikes.His friend looked at him "Do you really think those shoes are going tomakeyou run faster than that tiger?"I don't have to run faster than that tiger, his friend replied. "I justhaveto run faster than you".A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tellsher that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SADAfter Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY3. Three FASTEST means of Communication :1. Tele-Phone2. Tele-Vision3. Tell to WomanNeed still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.4. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not theirfriends.5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and BestWoman.Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.Moral : BE SPECIFIC6. What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all yourFriends.7. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through aforest.They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILLhim.Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will

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