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Trial and Error

Trial and Error

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Published by Simon Wood
This is an excerpt from a work-in-progress called I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE ACCENT. It's a humorous look at life in the US.
This is an excerpt from a work-in-progress called I'M NOT THE ONE WITH THE ACCENT. It's a humorous look at life in the US.

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Published by: Simon Wood on Aug 31, 2010
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