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    The document describes a conversation at a Valentine's party where various professors offer definitions of kissing from their academic perspectives, such as economics, physics, chemistry, and more. When asked, the minister provides a definition of kissing as a sacred act between husband and wife or those who love each other. However, this is called into question when a wife mentions that her husband's friend, who is the female professor of geometry, has kissed her husband on the cheek many times in front of her and their children.

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    The document describes a conversation at a Valentine's party where various professors offer definitions of kissing from their academic perspectives, such as economics, physics, chemistry, and more. When asked, the minister provides a definition of kissing as a sacred act between husband and wife or those who love each other. However, this is called into question when a wife mentions that her husband's friend, who is the female professor of geometry, has kissed her husband on the cheek many times in front of her and their children.

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    Definitions of Kisses

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    Erahvilla Maga-Cabillas
    The document describes a conversation at a Valentine's party where various professors offer definitions of kissing from their academic perspectives, such as economics, physics, chemistry, and more. When asked, the minister provides a definition of kissing as a sacred act between husband and wife or those who love each other. However, this is called into question when a wife mentions that her husband's friend, who is the female professor of geometry, has kissed her husband on the cheek many times in front of her and their children.

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    Definitions of Kisses

    One time in a Valentine’s Party gathering, the topic of the discussion was about definition of Kisses.
    Here was the conversation flow:

    Prof of Economics : Kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.

    Prof. of Accountancy : Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.

    Prof. of Algebra : Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.

    Prof. of Geometry : Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.

    Prof. of Physics : Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

    Prof. of Chemistry : Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.

    Prof. of Physiology : Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of
    contraction.

    Prof. of Dentistry : Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.

    Prof. of Statistics : Kiss is an event whose probability depends on the vital statistics of 36-24-36.

    Prof. of Philosophy : Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the
    old.

    Prof. of English : Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction; it is more common than proper; it is
    spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.

    Prof. of Architecture : Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects

    Prof. of Comp.Science : What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.

    There was silence in the room, and slowly all eyes were set to the man in clerical suit. The minister
    stood up and went to the front, and spoke in a very clear voice to everybody ready to listen him.

    Minister: Kiss is a sacred act authorized by God to husband and wife to express their love for each
    other. It may also done by both man and woman who like or love with each other.

    Upon hearing what the minister said, one of the wives called the minister’s attention.

    Wife: Reverend, how about my husband’s friend who used to kiss him on his cheek not only once but
    many times as admitted by my husband? One time they did in front of me and my children.

    Minister: Well, my sister, may I know if your husband’s friend a woman or a man?

    Wife: Actually Reverend, she is the Professor of Geometry.

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