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| By: Capt. Chaos |
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You will have to use up the new cartridge by either shooting it in a C02
B-B gun or use it in a C02 car or whatever else you might figure out to do
with it. With a nail, force the hole bigger so as to allow the powder and
wick to fit in easily. Fill the cartridte with black powder and pack it in
there real good by tapping the bottom of the cartridge on a hard surface.
Insert a fuse (I recommend good waterproof cannon fuse, but I've used fire-
cracker fuses.) Light it and run!!! It does wonders for a row of mail boxes.
Be careful however, this little beauty throws shrapnel and can be quite a
hazard.
>>>>>>Thermite Bombs<<<<<<
Now mix the iron-oxide with pure aluminum filings which can be bought or
filed down by hand from an aluminum tube or bar. The ratio should be 8 grams
of
rust per 3 grams of aluminum. That's thermite!!!
Now, to light it you must get some magnesium which is sorta hard to get
for me cause my hardware store don't have it. I finally found that I could
get
a perfect piece of magnesium ribbon from the chemistry lab! This ribbon is the
fuse of the bomb. It takes the heat from the burning magnesium to light the
thermite...But to light the magnesium you need a blow torch (Don't worry, the
blow torch is not hot enough to light the thermite). Well keep your thermite
in
a bag and then when you see an innocent car...Pour a small amount of thermite
on
the wood, stick a length of magnesim in it and then light the magnesium with
the
blow torch and watch it burn right through the hood, the block, the axle, and
spark and flare on the pavement. Be careful...The ideal mixtures can vaporize
carbonized steel (Which is damn hot!) Have fun!
>>>>>>Touch Explosive<<<<<<
>>>>>>Letter Bombs<<<<<<
>>>>>>Paint Bombs<<<<<<
To make a paint bomb you simply need a metal can with a fastenable lid,
a nice bright color paint, and a quantity of dry ice. Place the paint in the
can and then drop the dry ice in. Quickly place the lid on tightly and then
run. With some testing you can get it down so you have a timer that works on
how much ice you have compared with how much paint you have. If you're really
pissed at someone, you could place it on their doorstep, knock on the door,
and
then run!!! Enough bombs....Let's work on cars.
There are a thousand and one ways to destroy a car but I will only cover
those which are most fun and hardest to find out about.
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The important part are the notches on the sides which are used to pull up ^ on
the cable which pulls up the lock! Get stereos, equalizers, rader detectors,
car guns, loose change and cassette tapes, and then destroy the inside (a
knife
is handy for the seats.)
>>>>>>Hate school???<<<<<<
If you live where there are underground lines then you will be able to
ruin someone's phone line very easily. All you must do is go to their house
and
find the green junction box that interfaces their line (and possibly some
others
in the neighborhood) with the major lines. These can be found just about
anywhere but they are usually underneath the nearest phone pole. Take a socket
wrench and loosen the nut on the right. Then just take clippers or a sledge
hammer or a bomb and destroy the insides and pull up their phone cable.. Cut
it
into segments so it can't be fixed but must be replaced. There's a week of
work!!! Or you can do my favorite, call them with a directory dialer for
about
a week...They won't get another call besides yours for that entire week! How
about calling the phone company and having it disconnected for a while, or
have
their mail held for a month or two (Say you're going on vacation and give them
their address.)
>>>>>>Misc.<<<<<<
How about going into Target and setting the alarms on the radios and
then crank the volume....Five minutes later.. while you are far away in
another part of the store....You hear radios cranked going off and people
frantically trying to turn it off.. Do some price switching, for yourself
or to get someone else in trouble. Be creative.. There's always a way to be
obnoxious and annoying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Watch for: The Vandal's Handbook Volume ][ |
| Including: Box plans, exploding arrows, and hand grenades! |
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/'\ Thanx to: The I/O Error /'\
(Though he didn't do much!)
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I would like to close by saying that Capt. Wuss should be black booked
for lying and generally making an asshole of himself......
-CAPT. CHAOS
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