Three things in life once gone never come back........1.words 2. opportunity.3.time. Threethings in life are never sure ...1.dreams 2.sucess 3.fortune. three things in life that makeyou a great person..1.hardwork 2.sincerity 3. sucess.. three things in life are mostvaluable..1.love 2. self respect 3. friends , three things in life must not be lost....1.peace 2.hope 3. honesty, three things in life that destroy a person...1. greed 2. pride 3. anger.. –
Sardar JokesTwo fast friends, Santa Singh and Banta Singh, were great cricket fanatics.They decided that whoever dies first will try to come back in the dreams of the other,and tell the other about the cricket scenario in the heaven.Santa Singh dies first. One day as Banta was fast sleep, he heard Santa calling him.He was very happy and was eager to know about cricket there."So, Santa! How is cricket in heaven?"Santa replied, "Hey Banta, I have good news and bad news.The good news is that tomorrow we are going to have a day & night tournament herein heaven.And the bad news is that you are the opening bowler for tomorrow's match!"
An Englishman, an American and a Sardarji are called upon to test a lie detector .The Englishman says: "I think I can empty 20 bottles of beer". BUZZZZZZ, goes thelie detector. "Ok", he says, "10 bottles". And the machine is silent. The Americansays: "I think I can eat 15 hamburgers". BUZZZZZZ, goes the lie detector. "Allright, 8 hamburgers". And the machine's silent. The Sardarji says: "I think...",BUZZZZZZ goes the machine.Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull hisleg. Walking up to him they asked him,"Sir are you relaxing?" Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!"The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and hedecided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near himand asked,"Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?" Zail Singh answeredwith satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"
A Sardarji goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his handsbut starts washing the basin instead. The manager comes running and asks him,"Prahji, aap kya kar rahe ho?" To this the Sardar replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idharboard lagaya hai, 'Wash Basin' ".
A Punjabi Sardar and a Bengali Babu were talking about their State's patriotichistory during the freedom struggle. The debate heated up and both ended upclaiming that their state had the maximum number of freedom fighters. They finallyagreed on a method to find which of the states had more freedom fighters. Eachperson would say the name of a freedom fighter from his state and pull one hair outof his opponents head. Both of them began earnestly. "Bhagat Singh" said the Sardar