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Cannibal Women Who Love to Eat Men's Penises

Cannibal Women Who Love to Eat Men's Penises

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Women fantasize about sexual things that they don’t necessarily want to do in real life. The reality is they do want to do it in real life provided they can really trust someone with those innermost feelings.

It’s only after we introduce the element of fantasy into sex we take her to a ride to a faraway land of her dreams...
Women fantasize about sexual things that they don’t necessarily want to do in real life. The reality is they do want to do it in real life provided they can really trust someone with those innermost feelings.

It’s only after we introduce the element of fantasy into sex we take her to a ride to a faraway land of her dreams...

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Cannibal Women Who Love to Eat Men's Penises
G-spot in Ears
 
“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G
-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it
 below there is wasting his time.”
 (Isabel Allende)
I can’t agree more to Isabel.
 
Real Foreplay (or Roleplay) is All About Telling Sexy Stories.
If you really want to know about women then read what women read; Mills & Boon, NancyFrida
y, Barbara Cartland etc. Women fantasize about sexual things that they don’t necessarily
want to do in real life. The reality is they do want to do it in real life provided they can reallytrust someone with those innermost feelings. How to develop that kind of trust? You need to do
some reading (Read The Sacred Seduction if you haven’t already done it.)
 
It’s only after we introduce the element of fantasy into sex we take her to a ride to a faraway land
of her dreams. That land is detached from all the harsh realities of life
 – 
from babies crying,grocery hassles, cleaning, internet, emails, facebook etc. The only equipment you need to take
her to that fantasy land is your mind…
 Let me tell you a sample story that I love telling to my girl. She loves it. I always bring in newtwists to this story;
Cannibal Women Who Love to Eat Men’s Penises
 
Do you know I’m really fond of travel? I’ve seen many countries and continents. Africa is one of 
them.
 
There was a time in Africa when they told to every traveler; never buy smoked meat from themarket
 – 
 
it may be human…
 So in spite of all the warnings I planned to visit the cannibal tribes.She asks: Cannibal tribes (she shrugs with fear and comes closer to me. You see girls are sofearful
)? Why take such a risk? You can always see a cannibal movie, if you’re really
interested in seeing such people
There’s no substitute for the live action dear. Tell me why people buy ti
ckets to see soccer orcricket matches? They can see it all on TV. To see the REAL THING
 – 
 
“REAL HOT THING.
Okay?Okay.
The Trip to Mobangi
 So there I was with my guide in Africa. We planned to visit Mobangi
 – 
the center of AfricanCannibalism. Have you heard the name before?No (she says.)It actually means: Speed. Eating or making with speed. Mobangi tribe is the fastest man-eatertribe on earth. Their women take only 3.5 minutes to skin a human.
Wow… So did they eat you?
 
You’re not taking it seriously. I’m damn serious honey.
 
Okay now I’m serious (tries to control her smile.)
 
Well you do have a point here girl; why didn’t they eat me? They didn’t eat me because the
guide I took, belonged to the same f* tribe. And we did take some gifts
 – 
real gifts okay?Okay.
Removing Clothes is a Gesture of Peace
 So when we reached near the tribe my guide took-off all his clothes and asked me to do thesame. He said his people will eat any clothed man here. Removing clothes is a gesture o
 peace…
 
Let’s be in peace…
 Did you see the movie Operation Petticoat?
 
No.
It’s an old movie, they saved their submarine by asking all the women to remove their petticoats.
Removing clothes is such a great thing. Would you mind removing your petticoat? You might
even get something bigger than a sub…
 
She: You’re so…
 
 That day was hot and when I removed all the clothes I felt literally liberated. It was a totallydifferent feeling. Have you ever been without clothes in the open?
I’ve been to swimming but I didn’t take
-off all my clothes (she said.)
Try it, it’s a great feeling when cool and humid air touches each and every pore of your body,
your hair flying in air, your breasts charging with the free-
flowing ions… you don’t even need
that Japanese ion-plasma
machine…
 
You were in an African village…
 
The G-String Connection
 Oh yah, so when I entered the village do you know all the women were only wearing g-strings? Isaid how come they become so modern? My guide then told me that g-string is in fact theirinvention. He also told me that a team of  wickedweasels visit this village every year to get new ideas for their bikinis and g-strings.
Wow, so that’s where all their ideas come from (she says.)
 Oh yah, and once you visi
t that place you won’t ever want to wear this trash, except of course the
supreme g-
string…
 
I’m getting cold, let’s come closer…
 
 
Cooking Genitals
 
So when I was in that village a girl really got attached to me… her specialty was cookinggenitals…No I didn’t fell in love with her… she fell in love with me…
 What? A girl cooking genitals?
Yah, it’s true. I never wanted to take her with me, but the Chief of the tribe said; take her or beready to cook youryou know what… (snoring… of course I’m acting.)
 

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