1. Two Nerds on a Tandem
Two nerds are riding along on a tandem, when suddenly, the one on the front slams on the brakes, gets off andstarts letting air out of the tires.The one on the back says: "HEY! What are you doing that for!?"The first nerd says, "My seat was too high and was hurting my butt. I wanted to lower it a bit."So the one in the back has had enought. He jumps off, loosens his own seat and spins it round to face the otherdirection.Now it's the first guy's turn to wonder what's going on. "What are you doing?" he asks his friend."Look mate," says the rider in the back, "if you're going to do stupid stuff like that, I'm going home!!"
YOU KNOW YOU'RE ADDICTED TO CYCLING IF....
You hear someone had a crash and your first questionis "How's the bike?"
You have stopped even trying to explain to your otherhalf why you need more than one bike...
You have more money invested in your bike clothesthan in the rest of your combined wardrobe.
You see a fit, tanned, Lycra-clad young thing ride by,and the first thing you check out is his or her bicycle.
Despite all that winter weight you put on, you'll take off weight by buying titanium components
You clean your bike(s) more often then your houseYou can't seem to get to work by 8:30 AM, even forimportant meetings, but you don't have any problemsat all meeting your mates at 5:30 AM for a hundred-miler.