Musharraf in Tunnel:
Vajpayee, Musharraf, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are traveling in a train. The trainsuddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing soundand then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. Thatcher and Vajpayee are sitting therelooking perplexed. Musharraf is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.Thatcher is thinking: "These Pakistanis are all crazy after Madhuri. Musharraf must have tried tokiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him"Madhuri is thinking: "Musharraf must have moved to kiss me, and kissed Margaret instead andgot slapped."Musharraf is thinking: "Damn! it, Vajpayee must have tried to kiss Madhuri, she thought it wasme and slapped! me."Vajpayee is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissingsound and slap Musharraf again."
A Sardarji and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to NewYork. The American asks if he would like to play a fun game. The Sardarji, tired, just wants totake a nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.The American persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He says, "I ask you aquestion, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me five dollars, and vice versa." Again, hedeclines and tries to get some sleep.The American, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5,and if Idon't know the answer, I will pay you $500."This catches the Sardarji's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees tothe game. The American asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to themoon?" The Sardarji doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet,pulls out a $5.00 bill, and handsit to the American."Okay," says the American, "your turn".He asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The American, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer & searches all his preferences........no answer. He taps intothe air phone with his modem and searches the Internet and the Library of Congress... no answer.Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers but to no avail.After an hour, he wakes the Sardarji and hands him $500. The Sardarji thanks him and turns