IN DARKNESS:OLIVE (V.O.)The rumors of my promiscuity havebeen greatly exaggerated.FADE IN:INT. OLIVE’S BEDROOM - PRESENT DAYOLIVE PENDERGHAST (17), a cute teenager, speaks directly intothe WEBCAM atop her computer.OLIVELet the record show that I, OlivePenderghast, being of sound mind,ample breast size and theoccasional corny knock knock joke,do enter this video blog intoevidence in the case against me.Because I’m being judged by a juryof my peers, I will attempt toinsert ‘like’ and ‘totally’ into myconfession as much as possible. Sohere it goes... I confess I’m, inno small part, to blame for thevociferous gossip that has turned my Varsity letter scarlet, but -for anyone hoping that the sizzlingdetails of my sordid past willprovide you with a reason to lockthe door and make love to a dollopof your sister’s moisturizinglotion - you’ll be gravelydisappointed.(Beat.)Look, I just need to set the recordstraight and what better way to dothat, than to broadcast it on theInternet. So, here it is -- PartOne: The Shudder-Inducing andCliched, However Totally FalseAccount Of How I Lost My VirginityTo A Guy At A Community College InA Neighboring Town.(Beat.)Let me just begin by saying thatthere are two sides to every story.This is my side, the right one.(Beat.)Like, totally.