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APPEARANCE
APPETITE
APPRECIATION
ARGUMENT
ATHLETICS
AUTHORS
BABIES
BALDNESS
BAPTISM
BAPTISTS
BASEBALL
BATTLE
BEARS
P. S.--Please let the next one be water as I am not able to buy any more bere."
BEGGARS
BEGINNERS
BETROTHAL
BIGAMY
BIRTH
BLESSING
BLIND
BLOCKHEAD
BONE OF CONTENTION
BREAKFAST
BREVITY
BRIBERY
BURGLARY
CANDOR
CALMNESS
CARDS
CARELESSNESS
CATERPILLARS
CHARITY
CHICKEN-STEALING
CHRISTIANITY
CHRISTMAS
CHURCH
CLEANLINESS
COMMUNITY
COMPLIMENTS
CONCEALMENT
CONCEIT
CONSCIENCE
CONSTANCY
CONVERSION
COOKERY
COURTESY
COWARDICE
CURIOSITY
DAMAGES
DANGER
DEAD CERTAINTY
DEAD MEN'S SHOES
DEAFNESS
DEDICATION
DEFINITION
DEGREES IN DEGRADATION
DELAY
DEVIL
DIGESTION
DOCTRINE
DOCUMENTARY EVIDENCE
DOMESTIC QUARRELS
DOUBT
DRAMA
DREAMS
DRESS
DRINK
DRUGGED
EASY LIVING
ECONOMY
EFFICIENCY
EGOTISM
ELEPHANT
ELOPEMENT
ENOUGH
EPITAPH
EVIDENCE
EXCLUSIVENESS
EXPECTANCY
EXPENSE ACCOUNT
EXPERIENCE
EXPERTS
EXPLICITNESS
EXTRAVAGANCE
FACTS
FASHION
FAVORS
FIGHTING
FINANCE
FINANCIERS
FISHING
FLATTERY
FLEAS
FLIRTATION
FLOOD
FLOWERS
FOLLIES
FOREHANDEDNESS
FORESIGHT
FORGETFULNESS
FRAUD
FRIENDSHIP
FRENCH
FUSSINESS
GENDER
GEOGRAPHY
GHOSTS
GOD'S WILL
GRACE
GRAMMAR
GRASS
GREED
GRIEF
HABIT
HARD TO PLEASE
HASTE
HEAVEN
HELPFULNESS
HEREAFTER
HEREDITY
HIGH PRICES
HINDSIGHT
HINTING
HISTORY
HOLDING HIS OWN
HOME BREW
HOMESICKNESS
HONEYMOON
HONORABLE INTENTIONS
HOSPITAL
HOSPITALITY
HUMBUG
HUMIDITY
HUMILITY
HUNGER
HUNTING
IDENTITY
IDIOMS
ILLUSTRATION
IMPATIENCE
IMPUDENCE
INDIRECTION
INHERITANCE
INITIATIVE
INJUSTICE
INNOCENCE
INQUISITIVENESS
INSOMNIA
INSULT
INSURANCE
INTERMISSION
INVENTORS
ITEMS
JOKES
KINSHIP
KISSES
KISSING
LAUGHTER
LAWYERS
LEGERDEMAIN
LIARS
LIGHTNING
LITERAL
LITERALNESS
LOGIC
LOQUACITY
LUNACY
LUXURY
LYING
MAIDENS
MAIDEN SPEECH
MANNERS
MARKSMANSHIP
MARRIAGE
MILITARY DISCIPLINE
MISCELLANY
MISTAKEN IDENTITY
MISMATED
MIXED METAPHORS
MODESTY
MONEY TALKS
MONEY VALUE
MONOGAMY
MONOTONY
MORALITY
MOSQUITOES
MOTTO
MUSIC
NEATNESS
NEIGHBORS
NERVES
NIGHTMARE
NOMENCLATURE
"What? Never heard of _Tom Sawyer_?"
"Nor _Huck Finn_?"
"Nor _Puddin'head Wilson_?"
OBSTINACY
OPTICAL ILLUSION
OPTIMISM
ORIENTATION
OUTWORN
PARADOX
PASTORAL
PATRIOTISM
PEACE
PEACEMAKER
PENSION
PESSIMISM
PHILANTHROPY
PHONETICS
PHYSIOLOGY
PLAIN SPEAKING
PLAYING POSSUM
PLUMBER
POETRY
POINT OF VIEW
POKER
POLITENESS
POLITICS
POPULATION
POSTAL
PRAISE
PRAYER
"God bless papa! God bless mama! God bless Charlie! Rah! Rah! Rah!"
PREACHER
PRECAUTION
PRECOCITY
PREMATURENESS
PREPAREDNESS
PRIDE
PRECOCIOUSNESS
"I'm Mr. Jones. Or did you wish to see old Mr. Jones?"
PRISON REFORM
PRIVILEGE
PROCRASTINATION
PROFANITY
PROFITEERS
PROGRESS
PROHIBITION
PROLIFIC
PRONUNCIATION
PROOF
PROPERTY
PROVIDENCE
PRUDENCE
PUNISHMENT
PUZZLE
QUARRELSOME
QUESTIONS
RAILROAD
RECOGNITION
REFORM
RELIABILITY
REPENTANCE
REPETITION
RESIGNATION
REVOLUTION
REWARD OF MERIT
REWARD OF VIRTUE
RULING PASSION
"_You_ are astonished--_I_ am surprised."
SAFETY FIRST
SANITY
SARCASM
SAVING
SCHEDULE
SEASICKNESS
SECTARIAN
SELF-BETRAYAL
SERMON
SCAPEGOAT
SHEEP AND GOATS
SHIFTLESSNESS
SHIPWRECK
SLANDER
SLAVERY
SMELLS
SOCIAL UPLIFT
SPANKING
SPEED
SPINSTERHOOD
SPITE
SPORTSMANSHIP
SPRING
STAMMERING
STYLE
SUNDAY SCHOOL
SUPERMAN
SUPERSTITION
SUSPENSE
SUSPICION
SYMPATHY
TALKING MACHINE
TAR AND FEATHERS
TASTE
TEARS
TENDER MEMORIES
TERMINOLOGY
TESTIMONY
THREAT
THRIFT
TIME FLIES
TIT FOR TAT
TOBACCO
TOILETTE DETAILS
TONGUE
TREACHERY
TREASURE TROVE
TRIAL
TRIPLETS
TRUTH-TELLERS
TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR
VALUES
VANITY
VICTORY
WEATHER
WHALES
WHISKERS
WIDOW
WIDOWHOOD
WILD WOMEN
WISDOM
WOMAN
WOMAN SUFFRAGE
HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL
A CONSOLING THOUGHT
LIFE'S DIFFICULTIES
THE SERVANT PROBLEM
TROUBLES OF THE NEW-POOR
THE NEW APPRECIATION
OUR MODERN INFANT
A SUBTLE DISTINCTION
BLUE BLOOD
THE OBSTACLE
CHANGING THE SUBJECT
A CHANCE LOST
DURING THE QUARREL
CONDITIONAL
JUST IGNORANCE
ALL IN ONE BREATH
A YOUNG PHILOSOPHER
FEMININITY
GETTING EVEN
A SOOTHING EFFECT
IN THAT CASE
A QUALIFIED STATEMENT
HIS SPHERE
A LOVERS' QUARREL
A DREADFUL POSSIBILITY
GETTING RECKLESS
RETROACTIVE
APOLOGIZING
DENIED THE PRIVILEGE
A GOOD PLAN
WANTS HER RIGHTS
DURING VACATION
NOT UNIQUE
A NOBLE AIM
ONCE TOO OFTEN
CAUSE AND EFFECT
SLIGHTED
GOING FURTHER
GETTING ON
AN EXTENSIVE LOVE
NO DISSENSION
IN KEEPING
HE KNEW
ARRANGED TO FIT
PROBABLY
SURE SIGNS
SUCH A WASTE
TOO ONE-SIDED
BETTER UNSAID
LETTING HIM KNOW
ONLY THEIR WAY
INADVERTENT
MAKING SURE
MORE DESPERATE STILL
POPULAR OPINION
MORE OPPORTUNITY
NOT WHAT SHE MEANT
JUSTIFICATION
HIS REPUTATION
NOT UP-TO-DATE
NOT RESTRICTED
A GREAT ATHLETE
NOTHING NEW TO HIM
KNOWLEDGE
A HUMBLING SIGHT
TROUBLESOME CUSTOMER
REMEMBERED
NATURAL DEDUCTION
TOO GOOD
AN ERROR IN JUDGMENT
TEACHING THE YOUNG IDEA
HE TAKES YOUR TIME
THE FLOOR HELD
HIS DIFFICULTY
THE REAL JOB
OFF LIKE A SHOT
ANSWERED
TO BE SURE
A CLOSE CALL
READY AND WILLING
NONE AT ALL
ART AND NATURE
MISUNDERSTOOD
ALL BRAINS
THIRTEEN TO ONE
A GOOD ACTOR
TOO SAD FOR THAT
REALISED
NEVER MISS ONE
A BAD NIGHT
TRIPPED
FISHY RECORD
PERFECT AGREEMENT
BOTTLED COURAGE
IT WORKED
FILM FEVER
THE DRUGGIST'S TURN
WRONG BROTHER
GUILTY
TOO ENTHUSIASTIC
BAD BOTH WAYS
HIS LITTLE MISTAKE
TOUGH ON THE SENATOR
REDEEMING TRAIT
NOT A FATHER
WEDDING DECLARED OFF
PERHAPS!
NO DOUBT
THE ALLEGED HUMORISTS
NO KICK COMING
NO NONSENSE ABOUT IT
TOO TRUE
CONSERVATIVE
HE HAD HEARD OF THEM
WHAT DID HE MEAN?
TRUE TO LIFE
WHAT HE PREFERRED
BLOOD RELATIONS
SCOTCHED!
THE BRUTE!
THE CONSUMER INFLAMED
HOW HE DID IT
REALITY
PURE CARELESSNESS
A LEVEL-HEADED CAR
SUSPICIOUS
A WONDER!
IN A FIX
SUCKED!
HALF AND HALF
REVENGE IS SWEET
NO EFFECT
A FUTURE FINANCIER
A BAD CASE
BLACK SUPERSTITION
HALF A DUCK DEEP
COULDN'T RESIST IT
A QUESTION OF LOCALITY
HER SOFT ANSWER
HE WAS WRONG
OPENING FATHER'S EYES
NOT NEEDED
SHE COULD USE HIM
DECLINED WITH THANKS
MANAGING THE MANAGERS
A GREAT LIGHT
SANDY SCORED
WITH A RESERVATION
OLD ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT
NATIVE BORN
THE JONAH
THE SUBSTITUTE
MIGHT HAVE BEEN WORSE
GOOD OR BAD TURN?
TALKING SENSE
A MAGIC HEALER
SHE TOOK THEM
BUT HE'S ON HIS WAY
HER MATCH
SCIENTIFIC PROOF
A NATURAL PICTURE
NOTHING TO SMILE AT
DREW BLANK
A FRIEND IN NEED
READY TO JOIN
HELPFUL PA!
THEY WILT
NOT STRONG ENOUGH
WHY HE PICKED PICTISH
JUSTICE AT LAST
IN ORDER TO BE FILLED
CAUSTIC
NOT WORTH MUCH
NOTHING TO FEAR
MISLED
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