15 Reasons Why Its Time For A Man To Get A Divorce

written by-Brian Leslie

Its Time To Get A Divorce When:

1. You come home and find that your wife has left you food stamps where your plate usually sits.
2. Your wife continually pets your sheep dog during sex.
3. Your wife keeps making holiday plans that don’t include you.
4. Your wife takes your best friend out to the Clubs every Friday night and tells you she’s trying to set him up with a date.
5. You notice your wife’s photo framed on the walls in three of your friend’s houses.
6. Your wife insists on filling her Valium prescription before sleeping with you.
7. Your wife keeps talking about “her son” but, to your knowledge, she has never been pregnant.
8. You find men’s clothing in your wife’s closet and she claims she is a closet cross dresser.
9. Your wife takes you out to your favorite restaurant on your birthday and drops you off.
10. Your best friend and your wife continually laugh …but you don’t get it!
11. When your wife is at work, the local school calls and wants a parent teacher interview with a son you know nothing about.
12. Your wife tells you before she was married she was an actress in Hollywood and tonight she will be featured on “America’s Most Wanted”
13. You find out that the large photos of your wife’s parents hanging on the wall, came with the cool wooden frames from Kmart.
14. Your wife doesn’t come home after you send her to the corner store to check your 15 lottery tickets.
15. Your wife wants your to co-sign a life insurance policy but continually insists that she has no personal knowledge of her last 4 husbands disappearances.