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Fish Out of Water

Fish Out of Water

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Published by Andrew Knox

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Published by: Andrew Knox on Sep 25, 2010
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FISH OUT OF WATERWritten byANDREW KNOXAndrew Knox8759 12th Ave NWSeattle, WA, 98117(206)218-5480fugiware@yahoo.comVersion 1.1 (5/29/07)Copyright 2006-2007 FugiwareWGAw Registered #
INT. PRESIDENT’S OFFICE - MORNINGA man is is sleeping head down on a desk. Another man comesup and tries to wake him.GREGGood morning, Mr. President.PRESIDENTMrrrrmphh.GREGRise and shine Mr. President.PRESIDENTWhadda fuck?GREGTime to get up anat em, Mr.President. Oh, wait, I’m sorry,Mr. president-elect.PRESIDENTWho in the hell are you?GREGI’m your campaign MANAGER, Greg.PRESIDENTWhat?GREGOh, dear, you don’t recallanything, do you?PRESIDENTNah, last I recall, I was strappedto a wall, reviewing a pair ofcrappy-ass nike’s, then I blackedout. Fucking migraine, man.GREGMr. President! We’re live! Infront of the whole world.PRESIDENTOh, sorry.GREGCould you at least tone down theswearing, sir? For the children?
2.PRESIDENTYes, sir.GREGAlright, now is there anythingyou’d like to promise to the world?He takes a second to think. Then he says excitedly...PRESIDENTHi, mom! Hey, look Im on TV!ROLL CREDITS:Black Screen, BG music is ’Freedomby RAGE AGAINST THEMACHINE.FADE IN:Fish Out Of Water...Roll the opening credits.FADE OUT:INT. PRESIDENT’S HALLWAY - MORNINGGreg is talking to a woman.GREGI really don’t like this guy. Hehas no respect for the process. Norespect for the last three hundredyears of our nations history!ADRIANNASo, what’re ya gonna do bout him?GREGI’m not sure yet.ADRIANNAWe could always have him...y’know...(She gestures ’shootingherself in the head’.)GREGWell...ADRIANNAI’ll go kill ’em right now, if yawant.

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