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Amused ♨ Jello World

Amused ♨ Jello World

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Published by Leslie Michel
An amusing rant derived from correspondence...
An amusing rant derived from correspondence...

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Published by: Leslie Michel on Jul 06, 2008
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I am Amused I am amused. This evening I wrote a wicked twisted response.After posting the thing, more and more related mayhemrushed river-like over the rocks in my mind.Holywrite-water, Rantman!Maybe this has something to do with the cocktail I'm drinking:a can of GoGirl with 2 shots of Sky vodka.A splendid new inspirational beverage! This elixir is 21st Century Absinthe!If only it phosphoresed under black light-I'd forever live in rapture...My mind adulterated response:"You had a gruesome gnarly bitch of a full moon! Bleah.In analogy: the level of psychic road rash your poor cerebellumencounteredbetween work (rock) and home (hard place) this weekis a fresh 12 by 12 inch sheet of #12 grit Aluminum oxide sandpaper,set where the quilted Charmin double roll is usually found.Why NOT fuckin' Squeeze it first?Who's wagging that finger scolding, "Don't Squeeze the Charmin?"Hind sight is always 20/20;Butt once your hiney's back to happy pink, laugh.And fantasize about ways to set that finger straight..."Sets your mind reeling, eh?I wonder if it is the 1200mg of Taurine?Oh! Behold!Another moment of Absinthian GoGirl repose... Jello WorldI am so aware that all objects are alive.Life does not require respiration.How could an amoeba perceive ocean tides.Humanity uses mathematics as proof "weightless" electrons zip zoom through atomic structure.God plays with divine legos of matter-on the periodic table of elements.

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