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Clarice
Holt
of congestion charges’ carried
out by the city’s patron saint, Ken
Livingston.
Brown Sugar Racist
Durham’s ethnic-minority what is says on the tin. I thought
community have launched a this was going to be Durham’s top
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Shock as black man runs for President
As Obama mounts a forceful bid for the White House, Magnus Taylor looks at the colour of his skin
Magnus Taylor first African-American to edit and Iran and is only really Clinton in these stakes. If grow to love him for being
the prestigious Harvard Law moderately black. Obama continues to sell himself young, gifted and only just a
Oh my America! Land of the Review, but this does little to America can cope with so effectively, people may well little bit black.
free, home of liberty, bastion of connect him with your average Barack because he doesn’t go
democracy, inventor of the resident of Harlem or New around shouting: ‘Black Power’
CIA-sponsored Third World Orleans. Just because Obama is or advocating hip-hop and the
coup. Well, that’s enough black, it doesn’t mean that he Nation of Islam as a means of
platitudes to be getting on with. should automatically be seen as social progress. Obama is not
Believe it or not, this headline is the champion of black America. the saviour of the black America
actually true, and we have some He has about as much to do because in a truly meaningful
serious and weighty socio- with black America as Prince sense he is only tangentially
political analysis to get stuck Harry does with white England. black-American himself. He has
into. Politics in America is shot off in a direction
Barack Obama is rich, about identifying with great inaccessible to the vast majority
Harvard-educated and also swathes of the electorate and of his black brothers. This
running for the Democratic engendering some sort of makes him a politically potent
presidential nomination. On the personal affinity with your force because he looks different
face of it there are no real candidate. Bush found his home but sounds pretty much the
surprises here. However, the one within the conservative God- same. My analysis may be
crucial difference with Obama is bothering Christian Right. They simple, but the reality is that
that he is not your average white swallowed his born-again most people vote in elections on
middle-class American. He is in crusader rhetoric without too the basis of pretty simple
fact a black middle-class much thought about his actual perceptions. This is how
American. The question is: does credentials for the job. In democracy works. Image and
this really makes any difference? contrast, Obama is pretty money rule, and Obama has
Obama did not grow up in the moderate: he wants a moderate already shown he has the talent
ghetto. He spent most of his phased withdrawal from Iraq, to match even dangerously
early life in Hawaii. He was the moderate dialogue with Syria liberal liberals such as Hilary
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Madonna Saves
Planet (again!)
Siddharth Khajuria newbie from Ho Chi Minh City. listen to James Blunt grumble
Musicians, like and moan. The problem lies
Child thief Madonna is back, this politicians, realise the need to elsewhere: thinking that celebrity
time to save the world from hold public attention. In 2005, charity makes any sort of long-
meltdown. The ageing rocker that meant Live 8, a series of lasting, sustainable difference.
will perform at London’s Live concerts designed to coincide Good causes, politics and
Earth concert, part of a with the meeting of the G8 popular culture have to work in
“monumental music event that nations. Back then, making some sort of unity. But if in two
will bring together more than 2 poverty history was all the rage. years time we’re talking about
billion people to combat the And huzzah, they made poverty climate change as much we’re
climate crisis”. history. You can’t hear it talking about Africa now, there
Artists such as anymore. could be trouble lying ahead.
Madonna, Keane, Snow Patrol Ever since David The problem of tying
and James Blunt will deliver a Cameron rode a bicycle to work charitable action to politics and
“call to action”, to 2 billion (tailed by car and helicopter), popular culture is that the latter
global “participants”. Following politicians, musicians and the two have the attention span of a
their success in relieving a media have been battling over all toddler with ADHD. There are
number of African nations from things green. Things that a few only so many leader articles,
famine, poverty and their years ago were obscure comment pieces and features to
children, rockers feel their work irrelevancies have been thrust be written about the planet
there is done. into prominence: carbon slowly getting warmer. The
More importantly, footprints, Guardian guides to problem with popularising green
Africa just isn’t ‘cool’ any more. middle-class wind-turbines and politics is that it becomes
Child thievery has – as this an increasingly rotund former fashionable. And at some stage,
publication predicted in its first
issue – moved on to yellower
pastures. Earlier this year,
Vice President.
There’s nothing wrong
with giving Al Gore a little bit of
much like Africa, it’ll go out of
fashion...
Sanctuary
Angelina Jolie picked up a love, or letting 2 billion people
Newspaper
tailored to you
Saul Alinsky hitting satire and irreverent
content”, the distinction designed
The Sanctuary is a masterful bit to “take into account the
of craftswomanship. Your perceived difference in reader
intrepid correspondent did a bit taste in each university”.
of digging and ventured onto its It’s a wonderfully
website, where it is suggested that euphemistic way of depicting
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Clarice Holt
8. Wait for your government to negotiate your release
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MH:Spot the Difference
Anton Lazarus brings you the MostlyHarmless take on the Iranian hostage ‘crisis’... See if you can spot the
differences between Britain’s finest and America’s most wanted.
Tehran Guantanamo
15 White People Almost 400 non-white people