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We were not yet out of the Looking back, we realize that just a few of the many things
shock (!!!) of end term exams. the 1st term of GMP was in- we’d remember about the first
We were not yet back to real- deed a very enjoyable one. term, and these are sure to
ity after our trips to our The long nights of group stud- continue in the second term
homeland (and vacation spots too.
for some). And just a day or
two into the course, there Something else too happened
“Generations to were emails floating around in first term… GliMPse be-
came a part of our lives. So
come will scarce for group formation for as-
without much ado, we present
believe that such a signments on various new ies where more bakwaas hap-
to you the 2nd edition of
courses. Term 2 was just get- pened than did studies, the
person in flesh and ting started… unending debates over coffee
GliMPse. We’ve added a lot of
new features this time
blood ever walked at the night canteen, the group
And the ghosts of the first around, and we sincerely hope
on this planet.” assignments which everybody
term were still haunting us. A you like them. Whether you
wanted to work on but no-
goofed up exam, a mini pro- do or you don’t, make sure
body did until the last day you let us know!
ject, pending assignments and arrived, our propensity to
Inside this issue: reports from the courses that have fun even when the sword
we least paid attention to. It was hanging over our heads,
Leave a legacy 2 did take some time to get rid the lectures that sounded like
of those backlogs, didn’t it? lullabies and the ones we nev-
Beyond the classroom... 3 Phew. er missed because they were
Bura jo khelan main chala... 4
just too much fun. These are
KAIRA 5
What’s hot? 6 This October, GMPians of ness and work dynamics in the Loyola University in Chicago &
batch of 2011 will be making a host cultures. The participating IESEG in Lille.
Know your batch, mate! 7 beeline for the 5 colleges in colleges for this year include
France, Philippines, Taiwan and Asian Institute of Management
Indian hockey 7 the United States of America in Manila, Freeman School of
for the international immersion business in Tulane, Fu Jen
Pro’s words? 8
module, intending to get a bet- Catholic university in Taiwan,
ter understanding of the busi- Graduate School of Business
Testing grey cells 8
Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 2
This is my tale of plight that I had the other Well... this was my chance. It was now or a very limited player.
day. Please read the following with a bit of never for me. Do or die (read lie),
compassion for me all through!!!! Prashant! Perhaps this irked him and it was followed
by a series of too many unforced errors
I had a time of my life yesterday in a TT I told (beguiled, lied to) him that his style from him (accompanied with ear deafening
club here. There is this dangerous guy, of smash delivery was totally erroneous yells which threatened to crack open the
who is known in the city due to his sheer and that he should improve upon it. I glass windows of the club).
TT playing abilities. He's the captain-cum- shadow smashed few shots to demon-
coach of the district team that we have strate it to him. I even told him that his And here I was, 16-19. I was to serve. As
and often represents the state in some basics were totally wrong. I followed it up the last nail to his coffin, I gestured to him
events. He’s as dangerous to look at as is with few other tips too, knowing fully well to play straight which in any case he was
his game (80-90 kg of meat stacked some- that he was getting irritated with each of doing. That soared his temperature to
how in a skeleton frame). You didn’t need my suggestions (how can a menial crea- 106oF. With hands trembling with anger,
to stretch your imagination too far to ture like me teach him the basics of TT, each of my four serves were greeted with
conceptualize how Mahishasur would have the game in which he represents the mach 3 returns, but, outside the playing
looked. You only need to look at him and city??). area, with my friends cheering me like a
here you are, standing in front of Mahi- craze. This took him totally off the
shasur in blood and flesh. ground.
of
You know those friends of mine, they as Prashant was the winner
gles
they are threw a challenge on him that I the GMP TT men’s sin
play good TT and that I’ll beat him (in the 15
game of TT, that is. Make no confusions). tournament held on Sep
st-
2010 which saw 24 conte
So you know… pehla game toh 21-2 se pi-
haar gayein (was not getting any clue of his ants fighting for the cham
serves, even all my smashes flew all across, onship. He says, “I’m the
but for the table, and on my serves he as-
would smash [read smack] so hard that Jack of all trades, and M
five red spots would appear on my thighs ter of (N)one!”
and arms instantly in each round of my
serves). Finally I was leading, could you believe
it?!!? (I couldn’t). Without showing him my
Then in the second game I carried on the Well, the iron was hot, it only needed me disbelief of the situation, I served it to him
fight up to 21-4 (the ball seemed to dance to give it a gentle strike and I, to your and stood like a helpless lamb waiting for
to his racquet's tune and I was left a help- fullest of assurances, very efficiently, did it the Martian to smack it at any place he
less spectator to those spinning smashes and without any mercy. wished it to. But God gracious, the Devil
and serves). That demon would grin at me netted the ball with all force that he had.
with each smash or serve of his. Believe Game 4… 13-7. With the demon to Poor net, it met with its untimely demise
me, had it not been for his giant built up, serve. The stage was all set for him to due to the ferocity of the last shot...
he would have been a dead man by now. route me with another show of his superi-
His biceps (which incidentally were as ority. But hey, what are friends for? Could you believe it, I HAD WON... I had
thick as my thigh muscles) restrained me won against this beefy creature.
from such ideas. With each smash and point that the beast
robbed of me, he was greeted with anti He could not believe it either. He stood
Anyways game three, 21-8. But by now I cheers (cheers for me) and all the other his ground in sheer disbelief.
had started noticing that he was very tem- discouraging compliments for him like, a
He was tasting his own medicine and me,
peramental and would yell at himself for friend of mine yelled at him, ―iss se ghatia
the sweet lime soda.
each wrong shot he played... shot aaj tak nahi dekha maine?‖ and anoth-
er one adding that he only plays spin and is
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With a view to making profits, ―ethically For further details, and to invest, please
we hasten to add‖, the GMP Investment contact any of the members:
Club – Kaira Investments was launched,
with much fanfare, for the first time, in Ankit Arora
GMP’s history.
Aravindan J
Kaira stands for: K(nowledge) A(nalysis) I
Manoj K. Chaturvedi
(ntellect) R(esearch) A(lert) – KAIRA.
Pawan Kumar
A Greek word which means right or oppor-
tune moment, which aligns with our goal of Piyush Pati
finding the right opportunity to invest in the
market and of generating profits for our inves- Prasad Deshpande
tors.
Ramanan Kannan
Kaira Investments was formed by leverag-
ing the wide diversity available in the GMP Rohit VM
batch. The diversity is apparent in that the
Saurabh Agarwal
club has experience in various sectors like
Banking, Pharmaceuticals, Telecom, IT and
Shantanu Jindal
Technology within a team of just eleven
members. Deep knowledge of various Vipin Chand
industries should help the club in good
stead in diversifying its portfolio of stock
investments. At the moment, the club functions as a set
of Investors and Researchers, both being
With an eager bunch of students, anxious coordinated by a Fund Manager.
to put Professor Sengupta’s and Professor
Mohanty’s teachings to practice, the batch With weekly meetings, and status updates
can rest assured that their money’s going to be rolled out, the aim is to maintain a
into safe hands. high level of transparency in the operations.
Alter-Ego : Why don’t you pick this try? not mess up my overall CQPI, in turn my
course on Structured Finance? chances at the interview et al..
Ego: I would like a better grade. I am not
Ego: I don't know what Structured Finance sure whether I would get that if I pick this. Alter-Ego: If you are assured of success in
is. The topic already appears vague. What if it life even before you try, will you die
turns out to be tough? young?
Alter-Ego: But, isn't that the reason why
you should pick this one? Alter-Ego: So you want to be assured that Ego: [Silence]
Ego: I might score a poor grade! you will pass and get a better grade, even
before you want to learn?
Alter-Ego: Yes, but if the prof assures that
you will certainly pass, will you give it a Ego: Well, no. But a better grade would
Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 6
In India, many farmers have their agricul- only on television but also on mobile
To power off the pump set, the farmer phones or podcasts, means that sports
tural lands very far from their homes. In a
has to go through the same process but sponsorship will play an increasingly im-
country with erratic supply, many go to
with a different pre-set code typed in. portant role in corporate strategies, ac-
their fields and find that electricity is not
counting for a far greater share of the
there, when they try to switch on the Tata Indicom has partnered with Ossian
motor pumps. But now with an mobile Agro and has been the first telecom ser- marketing mix than traditional publicity.
value added service application developed vice provider to offer this service. Both
Fast evolving global events, thriving new
by a Pune-based company, Ossian Agro, the mobile phones are bundled with the
infrastructure and large fan following for
the farmer can dial a code from his mobile offer. Calls to the mobile attached to the
diverse sports are making India a major
phone to a wireless device attached to the pump are free and other calls are billed
sports destination. Career opportunities
pump, they can remotely monitor the according the prevailing Tata Indicom
are extensive and varied in this rapidly-
electricity supply and can also switch the rates.
expanding field, but there is a huge short-
motor on and off remotely. Technology is
age of trained professionals. Next few
known as Nano Ganesh, being test mar-
years will be defining for this fast growing
keted in a few villages in India with the
industry.
help of Tata Teleservices.
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You might have seen him strolling around Srihari: Why tinker with perfection...
alone lost in thoughts or with the group of whew.
his friends (which is probably the only
time you might have witnessed him smile, GliMPse: What is the best band of all
btw). time?
Our hockey players must wonder Dhoni is their hero Ain’t it sad
We play for the country’s honour too Dhanraj and Prabhjot? Hockey is our national game
Then why this difference? Dude… who are they? But look what we have done
The cricketers get crores And what do they play? We have messed it up right to the core
While we are treated like eye sores
When India plays cricket For the naysayer
In the sixties we were champs Each ball is watched with glee Indian hockey has no hope
But look now Hockey is no match But I say miracles do happen
We are treated like dirty tramps People don’t care a hoot There is always some scope!
Nobody seems to care For which player is around or who gets
the boot
Kids say cricket is what they like
Volume 1, Issue 2 Page 8
1 2
3 Across
4 5 1. Where statues also read nowadays (7)
4. Everybody wants to give these but no-
6
body wants them (8)
7 8 7. He steals your watch and tells you the
9 time (10)
9. She clued madly to give a time table (8)
11. Sad cutesy method of teaching? (4,5)
10
13. ? (5,2,3,4)
11 12 19. Expensive, especially stocks (10)
21. Something in a Baghdad user is a tea
joint (5)
23. Eve spoke the first of languages with
13 14 great anger to express a measure of risk
15 (8)
16 24. It's not an amateur pipe, it may be
technical or marketing (7)
17
18 Down
19 20 2. Our way of having fun is by losing
memory (7)
21
3. Can I tent at Ivey School of Business?
Not sure (9)
22 23 5. Do you have trust in the recess?
6. Cipla Cements might sound weird, but
it's what we're all working hard for (10)
24
8. Though the name stings somehow, we
will have to complete it when the faculty
gives it to us (10)
10. Writing on your desk to compare
yourself with the best out there? (12)
How well versed are you with the terms you use in your everyday life at 12. The only software a consultant needs
GMP? Answer that question by attempting this crossword. Good luck (Yeah, to know (10)
you’ll need it!). 14. A deal item somehow indicates the
total production period (4,4)
15. India is better than most countries in
this aspect, a rather comic one! (8)
Send your entries to: 16. I use my own paper somehow to have
glimpse@astra.xlri.ac.in a strong sleep (5,3)
17. Not head again is a channel to sell
goods (6)
18. Confuse and bring to make a major
Industrial visit…