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I grabbed my belongings and fled the restroom and it was Aku meraih milik saya dan melarikan diri kamar kecil dan
still auto flushing! I walked as quickly as I could to leave itu masih pembilasan otomatis! Aku berjalan secepat saya
the premises. All I can say is I feel really sorry for person bisa untuk meninggalkan tempat. Yang bisa saya katakan
still in the stall 2 slots down when I left and even more for adalah saya merasa sangat menyesal untuk orang masih
the housekeeping staff as I am sure they got the call dalam slot warung 2 turun ketika aku meninggalkan dan
minutes after from someone or security that reported the bahkan lebih bagi staf rumah tangga karena saya yakin
mess....thankfully the bathrooms all have a large drain in mereka mendapat panggilan setelah menit dari seseorang
the middle so I’m sure most of it went there instead....I atau keamanan yang dilaporkan berantakan ....
didn’t hang around though to make sure untungnya kamar mandi semua memiliki menguras besar
though....downside to this, there are security cameras in di tengah jadi saya yakin sebagian besar pergi ke sana ....
the halls and my fear is they are going to be able to figure bukannya aku tidak bergaul walaupun untuk memastikan
out who it was that did this hit and run. I don’t feel meskipun .... downside ke ini, ada kamera keamanan di
entirely at fault, however as I feel it was the faulty ruang dan ketakutan saya adalah mereka akan dapat
plumbing as I didn’t use that much toilet paper and also mengetahui siapa yang melakukan ini hit and run. Saya
because of the stupid auto flushers on the toilets! tidak merasa sepenuhnya salah, namun karena saya
merasa itu adalah pipa yang rusak karena saya tidak
menggunakan kertas toilet banyak dan juga karena
pencahar auto bodoh di toilet!
Guess I will find out tomorrow if anyone approaches me
about it....denial is always the best remedy I suppose!! :)
Kira saya akan mencari tahu besok apakah ada
pendekatan saya tentang hal itu .... pengingkaran selalu
obat terbaik yang saya kira! :)
I’m a girl my sister and I always try to embarrass each Saya seorang gadis saya dan kakak saya selalu
other anyway possible. I’d embarrassed her once before mencoba untuk mempermalukan satu sama lain tetap
by filling her backpack with condoms (now don’t tell me mungkin. Aku malu sekali dengan mengisi ranselnya
that’s not embarrassing!), But one day after 1st period I dengan kondom (sekarang jangan bilang itu tidak
memalukan!), Tetapi satu hari setelah 1 periode I
had a whole soda of coca cola. I had to go extremely bad
memiliki seluruh soda coca cola. Saya harus pergi
and my sister kept telling water jokes while in class and
sangat buruk dan adik saya terus menceritakan
she kept making water pictures. I was then going to 4th lelucon air saat di kelas dan dia terus membuat
period and my friend showed me a picture of a running gambar air. Saya kemudian pergi ke periode 4 dan
river, and I just couldn’t hold it anymore!! teman saya menunjukkan saya gambaran dari sungai
yang mengalir, dan aku tidak bisa tahan lagi!
On Xmas day here in Australia (summer time) it's a family I think even before Alex and Dean had his board shorts off
affair and this year the family were at out house for Xmas Ben's feet, Jono had reached up and was pulling down
dinner. As the family arrive the usual comments are Ben's black speedos he was wearing under the board
made, my how you have grown Kate etc etc. When my shorts.
Aunt Marilyn and her family arrive she says the same,
"well Kate haven't you grown, why your taller than your Ben squirmed and tried to kick loose but too late he was
brother". This was true, as in the last 3 months I had shot revealed. Ben was so red in the face with embarrassment
past Ben in height and had begun tormenting him a bit and the guys who didn't know what to expect except
about the fact as any "good" sister would do. I was 12 1/2 Daniel all burst out laughing cause, yep, mum was right
and Ben was 14 1/2 at the time. he hadn't started puberty at all. No pubes and having not
long come from the pool Ben was shrunken even smaller
than his privates actually were which was nothing much.
Mum was at the door greeting my Aunt this time too and
replied " yes hasn't she grown, she's really started The guys lifted Ben and stood him on his feet and Sarah
puberty unlike Ben who's still waiting' well I blushed a bit took a pic and ran off with camera to hide it so Ben
at my "secrets' being talked about but I noticed Ben going couldn't get it and delete the pic. They them carried him
far redder blushing. to the [pool and chucked him in and hung his swimmers
up a light pole next to the pool. I guess he couldn't get
A few days later I was at my friend Sarah's place with any more embarrassed so he got straight out got a chair
another friend Rachelle and they were talking about Ben and reached up and got his swimmers back. My friends all
who they thought "hot" so I couldn't miss the chance to the time were studying hard.
tell them what my mum had said about Ben. I didn't know
Sarah's brother Daniel (a friend of Ben's) was listening. He Thus I managed the ultimate 'get back' at my brother
buts in " so you mean he's still got a 'pin dick' ( the local without really trying, for all those years he's tormented
saying for a small penis). I had to confess I didn't know me as my big brother. For a while after that he was
any more than mums comment 'that Ben's still waiting to definitely my lil brother!!
start puberty'. Daniel then comes up with the idea to find
out for sure about Ben, which my friends all think is so
funny and they urge him on.
About a week later just into the new year the opportunity
came and Ben and 6 other friends were there at the pool
along with Sarah, Rachelle and myself as we knew what
was going to happen. Sarah even had their digital camera
all ready in her pool bag. I think the plan was to 'dack' Ben
in the pool but he got out of the pool earlier than
expected and was lying on a lay back chair in the screen
enclosure, next to the pool with his t shirt back on and a
towel around his board shorts,chatting up Rachelle.
4 of them held is arms and feet and lifted him up off the
lay-back seat a bit whilst the other 2 removed his towel
and his t shirt without too much trouble. Luke who was
holding one of his arms and Rachelle joked about the lack
of pit hairs which made Ben start to blush real bad. His
board shorts though were a problem, still being wet and
tightly tied at the waist they wouldn't slip down when
Jono, Dean and Alex tried to lower them. Eventually
A guy goes over to his friend's house, rings the bell, and Seorang pria pergi ke rumah temannya, bel berdering,
the wife answers. dan jawaban istri.
"Well, you mind if I wait?" Mereka duduk dan temannya berkata "Kau tahu Nora,
Anda memiliki payudara terbesar yang pernah saya lihat
aku. Memberimu seratus dolar jika aku hanya bisa
" No, come in." melihat satu."
A while later Tony arrives home and his wife says "You
know, your weird friend Chris came over. "
Tony thinks about this for a second and says "Well did he
drop off the 200 bucks he owes me?"
These 4 gents go out to play golf one sunny morning. One Ini 4 Tuan-tuan pergi keluar untuk bermain golf suatu
is detained in the clubhouse and the other three are pagi yang cerah. Salah satunya adalah ditahan di
discussing their children while walking to the first tee. clubhouse dan tiga lainnya membahas anak-anak
mereka sambil berjalan ke tee pertama.
"No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my "Lalu aku menodongkan pistol di mulut saya, dan
chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast saya pikir:. Aku hanya dibayar $ 3000,00 untuk
implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest." mendapatkan gigi saya diluruskan, aku tidak
menembak diriku di mulut"
"Jadi?"
"So then?" asked the doctor.
"Lalu aku menodongkan pistol ke telinga saya, dan
saya berpikir: Ini akan membuat suara keras Jadi saya
"Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just
menaruh jari saya pada telinga lain sebelum aku
menarik pelatuk.."
paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not
shooting myself in the mouth."
"So then?"
The mom smiled at her daughter and said "Don't worry ibu itu tersenyum pada putrinya dan berkata "Jangan
dear! I can get out of this ticket." khawatir sayang! aku bisa keluar dari tiket ini."