Islands, when he felt a presence behind him. He rolled his eyes and leaned back in his chair.'Naruto?' He guessed impatiently. (It wasn't that hard to guess really. When Naruto's around, youcan tell. The scent of ramen and
follow him everywhere.)The blonde ninja leaped in front of Sora and nodded rapidly, fist in the air. 'Yeah, it's me!!!Naruto Uzumaki, the number one hyperactive--''Yeah, yeah, whatever.' Sora frowned and waved his hand in the air, bored with Naruto'sconstant energy. 'I know who you are. The knuckle head, blah,
' He droned and gave a fakeyawn.Naruto wasn't put off by Sora's obvious irritation, and turned to face the computer screen,sticking his butt in Sora's face as he did so. 'So, whatcha up to, then???''Gah!' The spiky brunnette leaned further back in his chair, trying to escape Naruto's largebutt. 'Just looking for yaoi! Whatever it is. Now, kindly get your
out of my face!' Sora gruntedas he lifted up a leg, and dug it into Naruto's backside. Naruto went flying. Sora rolled his eyes,and swivelled the chair back in front of the PC.Naruto got up, brushing the air from his face with the air of someone who fell over andknows that everyone saw, yet still tries to make it look like they did
fall. 'Yaoi???' He asked,interested. 'I didn't know you were into yaoi!!! You totally should have told me!!!' He began to nodrapidly again.'Grr.' Sora growled as he clutched his head. Naruto's over-use of exclamation marks wasgiving him a headache. 'I don't even know what it is.' Sora said through gritted teeth.'Oh!!! It's boy on boy!!!' Naruto explained.Sora's eyes widened. 'I'm sorry? Repeat that.''Boy!!! On!!! Boy!!!''Okay, okay! Stop.' Sora paused to think. 'Like,
stuff?'Naruto had turned into a nodding dog (actually, nodding fox is more appropriate. Andsafe. Because we all know Kiba has sex with dogs, and '
WHAT'S UP WITH THAT!?'
), and Sorahoped his head would fall off.'Like the stuff that all those fangirls think of me and Sasuke doing!!!' Sora and Narutoheard distant squeals. 'See??? They love it!!!' The squeals got louder, untill a few shots rang out.Then there was silence. Naruto looked oddly sombre for a moment. 'But Sasuke hates thefangirls.' He cheered up as the black-haired man himself walked in, Uzi in hand.'Sassy-cakes!!!' Naruto leaped at Sasuke in a totally un-manly way and Sasuke raised aneyebrow at the approaching ninja. Then Naruto vanished, to appear as a log behind Sasuke.Sasuke couldn't turn fast enough and the log smacked him square in the face. WHACK! Sorawinced at the sound.Sasuke staggered back, clutching his face. 'That damn log.'Naruto re-appeared and started fussing over Sasuke. 'OMG!!! SASSY-CAKES!!! R ULIEK ALRITE?!!''Go away,' was the mumbled reply.Sora rolled his eyes. 'Wait a minute. Aren't Naruto and Hinata supposed to date? AndSasuke and Sakura?'Sasuke sat up instantly and glared at Sora. 'Don't you ever. Say that again.' At thatmoment, in a fit of 'random appearance-ness', Sakura skipped through the door, humming. (Yes,she stunk quite badly. In fact, it was well known that Sakura only bathed on her birthday. Butsince the, um, unfortunate Sasuke-purposely-threw-newly-sharpened-kunai-at-Sakura's-oversized-forehead-and-penetrating-her-thick-skin-giving-her-brain-damage-so-she-will-never-be-the-same-again incident, she had forgotten her birthday, and so, never bathed.)'Sasuke!' Sakura drooled and launched herself at the curtain. She grabbed it tight andstarted to carress it. 'Ohh, Sasuke, I'm so glad you're here!' She drooled again.The real Sasuke looked nauseated, and he was suddenly struck with an idea.'Oops!!! Sorry!!!' Naruto cried to the unconcious Sasuke.When Sasuke woke up, the idea hit him. Again. Fortunately, this time, it only gave him aheadache.'Hey, Sakura.' He called to the pink-haired troll.'Yes, my little Sassy-poo?' Sakura drooled, nuzzling the curtains with her cheeks'How about a race?' He suggested slyly and watched her reaction. 'A