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The Testicle Fairy

The Testicle Fairy



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Published by Phantomimic
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Published by: Phantomimic on Oct 26, 2010
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 Gar oug"| |ch| hg nyn-eh|ecogb |o|kn ja h u|ay1 Hng"| ya~ e~oa~u1Hng"| ya~ hu`ogb ya~unkj rch| |cn cne` ou h )|nu|oekn jhoy) hglrch| ea~kl vauuoiky in ro||ng hia~| o|1 _nu+ O |ca~bc| |ch| ra~kl in |cn ehun |aa+ i~| |ch| ou ga| rcy O ecaun |cou vh|oe~kh |o|kn ja |cou iothn u|ay' Inkonzn mn O lol ga| eamn ~v ro|c |cou |o|kn d~u||a )caa`) ya~ og|a nhlogb o|' Og jhe| o| rhu my rojn |ch| ehmn ~vro|c |cn rcakn eagenv| aj h )|nu|oekn jhoy)+ i~| O hm bn||ogb hcnhlaj myunkj' Lnh nhln+ |cnn hn |ra |cogbu ya~ m~u| `gar hia~||cou u|ay' \cn jou| |cogb ya~ chzn |a `gar ou |ch| o| ou h caa u|ay'Iy gar ya~ hn bn||ogb |cn bou| aj o|+ obc|1 Oj o| ou h caa u|ay|cnn ou ia~gl |a in jobc| hgl ikaal hgl lnh|c hgl b~|u hgl uaja|c hgl vaihiky uamn `ogl aj h……'magu|n' H| |cou vaog| O ehgomhbogn ya~ |cog`ogb+ )Rho| h mog~|n+ hn ya~ |yogb |a |nkk mn|ch|…ac+ vknhun( Eamn ag+ nhkky1 )\nu|oekn jhoy) Bozn mn h inh`( Oug"| |ch| d~u| h vkhog uokky hgl ommh|~n ghmn ja hmagu|n1 Hgl rch| rokk |cou magu|n la1 Hn ya~ nhkky baogb|a''''rokk o|''''ac iay+ |ch| ou kar hgl ecnhv hgl d~u| vkhog l~mi()_nu+ ynu+ O cnh ya~+ hgl inkonzn mn O hkua `gar |ch| uamn|cogbro|c |cn k~loea~u ghmn aj )|nu|oekn jhoy) rokk gnzn in hikn |aeamvn|n ja ya~ jnh hu njjne|oznky hu hkk |cn Lhe~khu+
Jhg`ngu|nogu+ Bnglnku hgl a|cn bnh| magu|nu |ch| hn a~| |cnnomma|hkotnl og ral hgl uagb'I~| ya~ unn+ |ch| ou ga| my og|ng|oag' \cn uneagl |cogb |ch| ya~m~u| `gar ou |ch|+ ~gja|~gh|nky O huu~n ya~+ O lol ga| )lnhm ~v)|cou u|ay+ hk|ca~bc O hm v~ikoucogb o| hu oj |ch| rnn |cn ehun' \couou |cn agky rhy O ehg bn| o| v~ikoucnl hgl chzn a|cnu `gar hia~|o|' _a~ unn+ |cn nzng|u ghh|nl cnn he|~hkky chvvngnl og nhk kojn'^gko`n mau| caa u|aonu |cou agn ou |~n'H| |cou vaog| lnh nhln+ oj O chzn ga| kau| ya~ hknhly+ ya~ mhy inuhyogb |a ya~unkj uamn|cogb hkagb |cn kognu aj+ )\cou bommoe` ou|cn aklnu| |oe` og |cn iaa`' O chzn unng o| hkk injan+ n|e') O chzn |ahlmo| |ch| O hbnn ro|c ya~ hgl oj o| rnn mn nhlogb |cou u|ay Ora~kl mau| ko`nky x~o| nhlogb obc| cnn |cog`ogb |ch| |cnn hna|cn u|aonu man jo| ja unguoikn vnavkn |a nhl' Carnzn+ O m~u||nkk my u|ay og nmnmihgen aj Uhm hgl hkua ja |cn uh`n aj hkk aj ya~ a~| |cnn' O gnnl |a la my vh| hgl bhog h mnhu~n aj ekau~nja my eagueongen' Ua ja |caun jnr aj ya~ |ch| hn u|okk ro|c mn+cnn o| banu'

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Irma added this note
I'm not the one for horror stories, but this is good stuff.
Steve U added this note
Great story! Very imaginative and well-constructed. Now I shall ponder some driving patterns of mine!
Phantomimic added this note
BOO! : ^ O
Brian W. Porter added this note
Is it possible that truck drivers are spared, considering the mass they must manuever? I don't know any truckers who have been visited by such a thing. Certainly not me. I think. Great.
Phantomimic added this note
Halloween is almost here, don't miss the latest monster!
Brian W. Porter added this note
No downlads? How else can I read it in the truck before I drive all night?
Daniel Essman added this note
How do you drive? Balls to the walls. This is a first rate Halloweenie story. Maybe needs a little editing...not much...a snip here...a snip there...First rate Phanto...First rate...it even reads like a tale told over a campfire...
mike carvell added this note
great nut cutting edge read

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