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Anonymous about 1 year ago

Air port customs dont exist, you can run staight to the gate push infront of all the other people who actually have places to go, the girl will always give up her life long dream and is always last to board the flight.

Anonymous about 1 year ago

ooohhh cheese, dats well terrible

Anonymous about 1 year ago

the airplane one is plausible, it was tested by the good folks at mythbusters.

Anonymous about 1 year ago

shocking

Yo momma about 1 year ago

if your a good guy your instantly great at any game you play against bad guys... especially casino games

jj about 1 year ago

very funny

Carl&Edna over 2 years ago

Secret agents can't solve the mystery until they get fired.

slkpcme over 2 years ago

And don't concern yourself with fire control, you will never run out of ammunition

Erica over 2 years ago

Bad guys have horrible aim, unless of course you are Superman, then they have great aim. Unless there's kryptonite around, then they have bad aim again.

omega over 2 years ago

if you ever have the misfortune to fight with anyone over a bioling lake of lava, dont worry as long as you dont fall in. the air is perfectly breathable

Tim over 2 years ago

If you have a generic foreign (not-any-type-of english-speaking) accent, or are a Native American, you will possess at least one of these qualities:
1. Ancient, mystical wisdom that can only be communicated through vague rhetorical questions or metaphors.
2. Evil.
3. An instinctual sense of obedience coupled with irrational happiness.
You will also die a premature death, or, alternatively be the one to carry on the memory of a guy with an english-language-speaking accent.

Mike over 2 years ago

If you leave a restaurant in a hurry, you always either too generous or mathematically inclined and have made all calculations in your had, so you always pay enough without asking for a check

dinopop over 2 years ago

You can get anywhere in LA in 5 minutes.

You can get anywhere in New York in 5 minutes if you have a bicycle or a skateboard.

Hollywood Dolt over 2 years ago

All people have a leaded right foot as evident the constant squealing of tires. They can even get the car to squeal on a dirt road...Impressive, eh? One day I hope to master this.

Spoofus over 2 years ago

Police computers can match a partial print or DNA within ten seconds. When horrible things happen in a creepy old house, there is always a thunderstorm. The lightning flash and thunder occur at the same time every time.

Dano over 2 years ago

Actually, multiple attackers do tend to attack more or less one at a time- it can be very difficult for several people to attack one man all at the same time, unless he isn't moving. According to some sources (how reliable they are I do not know) many of Caesar's attackers ended up accidentally stabbing each other. True or not, it illustrates the point well.

Anonymous over 2 years ago

If you are a good guy, you have no chest or back hair. But if you are bad, you will be hairy.

Anonymous over 2 years ago

Also, when you get hit on the head you'll suffer memory loss, which is easily restored by another knock on your noggin.

Randall over 2 years ago

Don't worry if you have to diffuse a homemade bomb. They use a specific color code and you can always get somebody on the phone to tell you to cut the blue wire but not the red.

Anonymous over 2 years ago

It's not just large apartments in New York, but lavish homes of any kind with extravagant decorating are available to all, especially if they are unemployed. No one lives in housing cheeper than half a million, anywhere.

Oh, and you must always cut the wires to all bombs. Never mind that removing the fuse will do the job on most. If you look, this includes all those fancy ones that supposedly can't be unarrmed in that way.

And unless your cop is the lead man, don't even think he'll protect you. He'll be the first one to get shot, especially if he's got years of training.

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