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The Stony Brook Press - Volume 32, Issue 4

The Stony Brook Press - Volume 32, Issue 4

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Published by: The Stony Brook Press on Oct 29, 2010
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 Vol. XXXII, Issue 4 | Wednesday, October 27, 2010
 
The Great Spree For Albany 
 Andrew Cuomo – Democratic Party 
Bio
: Cuomo is a Fordham grad and a successful lawyer. He is the currentattorney general of NY and hopes to be the Simba of New York (his dadwas governor).
Best Quote
: “ere was never a war on poverty. Maybe there was a skir-mish on poverty for a brief period of time.”
Why you should vote for him:
All the “cool” “kids” are “voting” for him.
Kristin Davis – Independent 
Bio
: Davis is a former madam who claims to have provided escorts fordisgraced ex-governor Eliot Spitzer.
Best Quote
: “e key difference between the MTA and my former es-cort agency is that I operated one set of books, and my former agency delivered on time and reliable service.
Why you should vote for her 
: If you want to oogle some tig ol’ bitties forthe next four years; if you’re an enthusiastic stoner; if you think gamblingshould be legalized.
Charles Barron – Freedom Party 
Bio
: Barron has been a community activist for 25 years and has spoken atcollege campuses, churches, prisons and other forums around the coun-tries on a variety of issues. He is a former Black Panther and has been achampion for the minority communities throughout his career. He cur-rently sits on the New York City Council.
Best Quote:
“We’re the only party that’s going to raise [the issue of] policeterror.”
Why you should vote for him:
He’s mad as hell, without seeming flat outnuts.
 
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Carl Paladino – Republican Party 
Bio
: Paladino is a Buffalo native who served in the army andworked as a lawyer for 15 years. He owns a real estate developmentcompany and in his free time enjoys forwarding graphic videos of women engaged in coitus with farm animals to his staff.
Best Quote
: “I found my retirement job!” – Paladino on a video of ayoung blonde woman receiving a bikini wax.
Why you should vote for him
: If you’re a fan of porn, middle school-esque bullying and gerenal lunacy, Paladino’s your guy.
Howie Hawkins – Green Party 
Bio
: Hawkins has been a political activist since the 1960s, for loy causes including peace, justice, labor and the environment among oth-ers. He’s a former Marine, he attended Dartmouth college and has wasworked for UPS unloading trucks for the past decade.
Best Quote
: “Where are the fucking jobs?”
Why you should vote for him
: He says he’s for free tuition at SUNY andCUNY schools.
Warren Redlich – Libertarian Party 
Bio
: Redlich has been a teacher, lawyer and a web developer and blogger and has servedon the town board of Guilderland, NY, so he’s totally qualified to lead NY state.
Best Quote
: “Stop wasting money.”
Why you should vote for him
: At the debate, he made himself out to be the Doug Funny candidate: your average, run-of-the-mill little guy who will work hard for real people just like him.
 Jimmy McMillan -Rent is Too Damn High
Bio
: e rent is too damn high.
Best Quote
: “e rent is too damn high.”
Why you should vote for him
: e rent is too damn high.
news commentary 
The Great Spree For Albany 

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