Something was wrong.

And we methwolves done knew and me and my brothers Bane and Steve had been
real cheerful too.

Steve had just raised the silver bullet, from which there weren't nothing to fear but
cirrhosis and he knew it.

We was real happy cuz we'd entered a contest and we had done won. But then Bane
he said he said straight to me.

"Hey Red, lookee at this messed up noise some crazy woman wants us wolves dead
and so I done said.

"Hell and tarnation well I'll eat her head."

But Steve said to me this is what he said.

"Not so quick Red, we wolves we must ponder and then he took him a drink and said.
Bane over there yonder, is a picture to see now lets us rethink and they both gazed at
the picture and then gived me a wink.

"Now Red"

Bane he said.

"And we know this is true, you is one gay methwolf and the ladies don't appeal none to
you."

I started to rise to give him a bite, but he showed me the claw and said.

"Bro lets don't fight. A real smart man his names Larry Flynn he made so much money
on this lady it is a sin. He made him a film and he called it Nalin Palin and now in the
money he just be a layin."

Steve nodded his head and ate him some lice, he said with his mouth full.

"Now boys you knows porn is a vice, but we is jest methwolves trying to make a buck in
an e-con-omy which is down on its luck. We'll makes us a movie and sell to the
masses, well call it the moose and Miss Palin and economically speaking save our furry
asses."

Well I had to nod my head and agree. Cuz porno with mooses would appeal to me! So I
says to Bane and I says to Steve.
"Y’all count me in boys cuz I surely can see. That we can makes money on this Alaskan
snow bunny!

If she don't keep saying that she wants to shoot me, then I'll go real easy and gives her
some loot see?

But if she ups and says wolf patty, then I'll still eat her head, cuz you know it aint right to
want wolves to be dead!