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Unsafe at Any Feed: Dinner With Nader
By Tommy Christopher (Political Machine)
Submitted at 7/24/2008 3:05:00 AM
Filed under: Democrats, 2008 President,Ralph Nader It was either that, or "FastenYour Seatbelts! It's Dinner with Nader!"I'm open to suggestions.Barack Obama is offering "All-Access"laminates to lucky donors, John McCain isoffering lucky winners a ride on the"Straight Talk Express," and Ron Paulsupporters can even buy their own blimps,but Ralph Nader will not be outdone: (viaTom Abrahams of ABC in Houston) Theperson who brings in the most e-mail sign-ups by August 7 at midnight tovotenader.org wins...During the course of the contest, you cankeep track of how you are doing on our"Win Dinner With Ralph E-mail ContestLeaderboard."It's sort of like kicking back on a Sundayafternoon and watching the PGAleaderboard.Except that this isn't golf. It's democracy.I have some questions, but first, doesn't thename of his website sound like a futuristiccyborg, sent from the future to dimplechads?More than that, though, I think peoplewill wonder:Do they get dinner with the young, hip-to-be-square Nader in the accompanyingphoto?Is this a "dutch treat" type of deal?If something spoils the dinner, does thewinner get to blame Ralph, and insist thathe never participate in future dinners?Does Ralph "put out?"Does Ralph expect the winner to "putout?"Even if you don't win the grand prize,Nader has lots of other goodies in store foryou. Second prize is dinner with Ralph'sVP running mate Matt Gonzalez.( Hemight ask you to buy him a drink becausehe "forgot his I.D.")Third prize is an invitation to ourelection night party in Washington,D.C.(Glow stix and ecstasy not included)Then the next seventeen people get anautographed copy of Unsafe at Any Speedand an autographed copy of the DVD AnUnreasonable Man.( At this time, there'sno substituting for an autographedbutterfly ballot or a DVD of "AnInconvenient Truth" inscribed, "Don'tblame me, loser! Xoxo Ralph")Everyone who brings in at least 25 emailsign-ups will receive a copy of theDeclaration of Independence.(This issimilar to McCain's consolation prize,except he gives you a copy of theConstitution and a paper shredder.) I think this contest could be pretty major,especially if Ralph can pick up theoverflow from ersatz McCain VPcandidate Bobby Jindal's "The Power of Christ Compels You...to VoteMcCain/Jindal" exorcism contest.So head on over to votenader.org to getin on the fun, and while you're there, check out Nader's platform. Despite Ralph'sextremely ill-advised statements earlier inthis campaign, he points out a lot of whatneeds fixing in our swing, to borrow hisgolf metaphor.Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|Comments
Columnist Bob NovakInvolved in Hit and Run
By Denise Williams (Political Machine)
Submitted at 7/23/2008 11:39:00 AM
Filed under: Breaking News, Gaffes,Humor, MediaLongest-running syndicated columnistEVER, Bob Novak, was cited today by DCpolice after hitting a pedestrian with hisblack Corvette and driving off. This isdifferent than his normal hit and run jobs -this time a person was physically injured.There is no early indication that a) theperson was a Democrat or b) it was road-rage induced by finding out that he hadbeen duped, yet again for politicalpurposes, by the McCain campaign.As luck would have it, a Politico reporterand film crew were nearby (thank goodness, I'd hate to have to wait 3 yearsfor a grand jury and Patrick Fitzgerald tofind out what happened) to record thegoings-on.As reported by Politico (via HuffPo):A Politico reporter saw Novak in thefront of a police car with a citation in hishand; a WJLA-TV crew and reporter sawNovak as well. The pedestrian, a 66-year-old male, was hospitalized at GeorgeWashington University Hospital withminor injuries, according to DC Fire andEMS. Novak was later released by policeand drove away from the scene."I didn't know I hit him. I feel terrible," ashaken Novak told reporters from Politicoand WJLA as he was returning to hiscar."He's not dead, that's the main thing."Novak said he was a block away from 18thand K streets Northwest, where theaccident happened, when a bicycliststopped him and said, "You hit someone."He said he was cited for failing to yield theright of way.[snip]As he traveled east on K Street, crossing18th, (bicyclist and witness) Bono said a"black Corvette convertible with top closedplowed into the guy. The guy is sort of splayed onto the windshield."Plenty more here and every other blogand new website.I think I have an idea what happened.Why is a 77 year-old crochety old dudedriving a 'vette?Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|Comments
McCain Redefines 'The Surge'
By David Knowles (Political Machine)
Submitted at 7/24/2008 2:35:00 AM
Filed under: Republicans, John McCain,Featured Stories Yesterday, Sen. JohnMcCain took pains to redefine the meaningof what he means when he says "TheSurge." In effect, McCain had made a sillygaffe when he declared that our infusion of troops into Iraq back in early 2007facilitated the Sunni Awakening, which, asmany were quick to point out, actuallyhappened months before. As PoliticalMachine's Dave reported earlier,candidates make mistakes on the campaigntrail. But rather than correct the record andwipe the egg off his face, McCain decidedto take another approach. Since historicalrevisionism could be easily exposed byeven the most novice fact-checker, McCaindecided to go after the English languageitself.In order to make it seem like he nevermade a gaffe in the first place, McCainemployed some Clintonian linguisticdeconstruction. You see, McCain didn'tmisspeak, it just depends on what themeaning of the word "surge" is. I have myproblems with Keith Olbermann and hisoverly-dramatic impersonation of EdwardR. Murrow, but on this story, he prettymuch nailed why McCain's re-explanationof the surge is going to get him into muchmore trouble than if he'd simply admittedan error.Of course, "the Surge" is the best card inMcCain's hand, so he knows he can'tafford to watch it be buried. Why on earth,then, does he insist on tossing more dirtupon it? Pretty soon, his chances of winning this election will be dead andburied.Permalink| Email this| Linking Blogs|Comments
Why Jailbreaking Your iPhone is Still Worth It [IPhone]
By Gina Trapani (Lifehacker)
Submitted at 7/23/2008 4:45:00 AM
Our brothers in gadgetry over at Gizmodomake the case for why jailbreaking youriPhone is worth it even with the App Storeopen. Here's why we still need the iPhoneapp black market.
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