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"Hilarious!" gasps New Cify.
"Dazzling,
sophisticated, versatile and ingenious," gushes Amazing Heroes."Clever, playful, wild and witty," sniffs The Chicago Tribune."Imagine a Mickey Mouse Club run by Russ Meyer, and you have the universeof Mitch O'Connell," rambles the New Art Examiner.Mitch is the award-winning, nationally exhibited fine artist whose work hasppeared in National Lampoon, Spy and Playboy, among many publications.Now, for the first time ever, you can own Good Taste Gone Bad: the"Art" of Mitch O'Connell, eighty-eight square-bound pages of Mitch'ssexy pop art illustrations and humorous comic stories inside a full-colorwraparound cover.If you are a sophisticated art lover, a collector of fine art books orsusceptible to exaggerated advertising claims, this is the MUST-BUY BOOKOF THE CENTURY!Beg your local comic shop to stock Good Taste Gone Bad. Or orderdirectly from Good Taste Products for only $15 postpaid, at P.O. Box 267869,Chicago, IL 60626. Dealers rates available.
ISSUE NUMBER 07103JULY 1994
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"So, how's that stupid magazine of yours going
?"
-A "Friend"
GUILTY PARTIES
PUBLISHER: Some Guy WE Don't Know
FINANCIER:
The Bank That Has Us By The Short Hairs
EDITOR:
Msgr. KoleINSURED BY: Acme Healing crystals
CONTRIBUTORS
The Writer of Thee Uncredited Articles and Reviews Msgr. Mike KoleFar Too Busy Keeping Thee Young Men Rev. lohnX. Piche"Licker Of Many Stamps and Envelopes Ed GodardNew Initiate and Hero Steve BostwickLikewise John TumipsmidgeonLikewise (heroine) Diane SkeltonLikewise, already! Dame Darcy and Mitch
O'Connell
Old Initiate, New Hero : Dr. Ahmed FishmongerProfessor of Crackpotology, Emeritus Rev. Ivan Stang
these dashing individuals are depicted at the right
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The staff is simultaneously growing
and
shrinking simultaneously! This just doesn't allow the Editor toattend to those pesky business details. This makes him sad and his family hungry. Make his day by sending us yourcontibutions and anything else you may care to. Anything! Send articles, reviews, materials for review, ads, checks,money orders,cash,pre-1965 silvercoins,
etc.
Yes, pre-1965 silver coins
are
especially nice. Send plenty. We cannotguarantee publication. Well, we could but we won't. If you'd like for us to return your submission, include an S
ASE,
otherwise go pound sand. The important thing is
that
you
submit.
Submit! SUBMIT!! Here's
a
bribe! If we print your junk, well paste your photo on page 3. Page 3!!! Sure, It ain't cash, but then, we are the Koles and
not
the Hearsts.
CONTENTS
LETTERS Page 5
We're thrilled
as
punch to note that our
readers
can
not
only
read,
but
also write!
YOUR INSTRUCTIONS Page 7NEWSLETTERS and hush-hush
stuff.
Page 8
You
know...
the
good
stuff!
Plus:
An
Open
Letter
To
Conspiracy Researchers
THE CONSPTRCY REVEALED! Page 17
An
excerpt
from
the
Church
of the
SubGenius'
new
book
Revelation
X:
The "Bob" Apocrophon
CATALOGS and clues for future historians Page 19A STUDY IN PARALLEL STUDIES Page 23
Discover
the
other side of the worldyou didn't
know
to
exist!
A STUDY IN FREE-NETS „ Page 26
Virtually
the
same
thing as a
study
in
Parallel Studies! Illustrated
by
Dame Darcy.
PUBLICATION REVIEWS Page 34MUSIC REVIEWS Page 48de-CLASSEFTED ADS Page 54THE MISSING IN ACTION LIST Page 55
We
have
some
rescuees!
Mr. Perot
will
be so
glad!
Special Thanks to those who reviewed Asylum AND bothered to send a copy.
Asylum for
shit
-Ins-
July
1994,
Vol.
2,
Number
3 is
published quarterly-despite
utter
poverty- by
Run
Of
The Mil!
Publications, P.O.Bo j
46581,
Bedford
OH, 44146. BecauseBulkMail, whilecheap.isslowertoarrivethanarefundcheckfrom the
IRS,
First
Class Postagepaid
at
Bedford, Ohio. Subscriptions,
4
issues
for $9 in the U.S.
Elsewhere...
uh, see
page4. Ditto
advertising
rates. Be
sure
to
see
the
bit about
payments
made
in
silver
coin.
We're
not
kidding about
that,
you
know.Copyrights 1994bytheindividualauthors. Dontbother
us
with
your stupid inquiries. All accounts
are
rendered with satirical intent,
or so
we
say.
We're trained
professionals.
Do
not try this at home. And
don't
say we didn't
warn
you.
Printed
in the
basement,
right next
to the
still. Praise
"Bob" or
kill me!!!
PARCY
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