Rater to Faleulus. oh calculus!
“ OH CALCULUS, OH CALCULU
By Denis Gannon (1940-1991)
Oh, Cateutus; Oh, Calculus,
How tough are your two branches
Oh Calculus; Oh, Caleulus
To pass, what are my chances?
Derivatives, !eannot take,
At integrals my fingers shake,
Oh, Cateutus; Oh Caleulus
Your theorems 1
Oh, Caleutus; oh Calculus,
My proo are a disaster
You pull a trick out of the air
or find a reason, God knows where
Oh, Caleulus; Oh Caleulus
Your theorems I can't master
Oh, Cateutus; Oh C
Your Problems do distress me.
Oh, Cateutus; Oh Caleulus
Related rates depress me
Tut out boxes in my sleep,
And max and min do make m
Oh, Cateulus; Oh C
My limit Iam reachi
Oh, Caleutus; Oh, Caleutus,
For mercy, I'm beseeching.
seep.
My grades do not approach a B,
They re just an epsilon from D.
Oh, Cateutus; Ok, Caleutus,
My Limit Fam reaching
Prepared by,
ViL.Rami
Ist yes