I am so glad your back. I missed watching your handsome face on TV. Did not watch MSNBC or NBC while you were gone. I looked forward to coming home after work and being able to see you and to make me laugh. You don't have to apologize to me you are a good man and a great commentator. You tell it like it is.
There are two kinds of people in the world, those who are humble and those are about to be humbled. Consider yourself humbled you overpaid, pompous jerk. So much for Mission Accomplished and the Worst Person. Delete the rest of your segment and then it might be palatable to anyone with an intellect.